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𓂀 𓆗Jay𓆗𓂀

@kitchenraptorj.bsky.social
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The Oregon Sage. Creator. Dinosaur. VO Person. Poet. Bathtub Cryptid. Sentient Crumpet. My brain has too many tabs open.

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𓂀 𓆗Jay𓆗𓂀 @kitchenraptorj.bsky.social · 14h
Nothing. Just this card I drew sent me. Guy in the corner? Relatable 🤣💀
Five of wands from the vampire tale tarot
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𓂀 𓆗Jay𓆗𓂀 @kitchenraptorj.bsky.social · 14h
🍲 good
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Kieran 🦘🇨🇦 @hellbendermuseum.bsky.social · 20h
Proud to present my lifesize T. rex head, affectionately named Hannibal. I created this myself from start to finish- digital sculpture, resin 3D printing, painting, etc. Huge thanks to my friend @rj-palmer.com for instrumental crits and redlines during the sculpting process.
Life-size t rex head model from front 3/4 view. I am also in frameLife size t rex head model, from frontLife size t-rex model, from front and staring directly down the barrel of the camera
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𓂀 𓆗Jay𓆗𓂀 @kitchenraptorj.bsky.social · 18h
Myself & other talented creatives are gonna be featured in this!! Hope you consider giving it a shot & check out the site! @madp03t.bsky.social & @jenthorne.bsky.social did a great job putting this together!
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Damn That Shit Good: Stoned Reaction
ALT: Damn That Shit Good: Stoned Reaction
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𓂀 𓆗Jay𓆗𓂀 @kitchenraptorj.bsky.social · 18h
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Chicago Fire Violet Mikami
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𓂀 𓆗Jay𓆗𓂀 @kitchenraptorj.bsky.social · 18h
Me: Hey, just so we're on the same page, I'm at a low 8 on the pain scale. Please ask before you touch me & give a heads up. Them: Ok 😀 *grabs* Me:
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𓂀 𓆗Jay𓆗𓂀 @kitchenraptorj.bsky.social · 19h
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Matt & Charlie's 'Good Soup' Decision in Always Sunny
ALT: Matt & Charlie's 'Good Soup' Decision in Always Sunny
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𓂀 𓆗Jay𓆗𓂀 @kitchenraptorj.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Me: alright, we whipped out poems aplently so we could ignore level 8 pain. Now it's time for us to try sleeping through it. My brain: joke's on you, I'm into that shit
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Cant Sleep Brain
ALT: Cant Sleep Brain
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𓂀 𓆗Jay𓆗𓂀 @kitchenraptorj.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Good 🍲
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𓂀 𓆗Jay𓆗𓂀 @kitchenraptorj.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
We're not ready or worthy of him
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Wayne and Garth Bowing in Wayne's World
ALT: Wayne and Garth Bowing in Wayne's World
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𓂀 𓆗Jay𓆗𓂀 @kitchenraptorj.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Good 🍲
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𓂀 𓆗Jay𓆗𓂀 @kitchenraptorj.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I've held #hearts In my palms Like a child Holding on To a prayer For tomorrow But it was the day I held a man's heart In anatomy— Bearing witness To how we fall in love With the idea of someone Without speaking Their name When I wondered: Who'll hold mine & feel the same When I'm cold? #poem
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𓂀 𓆗Jay𓆗𓂀 @kitchenraptorj.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Matt & Charlie's 'Good Soup' Decision in Always Sunny
ALT: Matt & Charlie's 'Good Soup' Decision in Always Sunny
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𓂀 𓆗Jay𓆗𓂀 @kitchenraptorj.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
A-string of words C-ompeting for a love they won't R-eceive until the dopamine O-fficiates that tender touch of S-urrender to the whims of T-houghts blinking I-n & out of our pursuit for the C-rusade of consciousness #PoetsOfDoom #ArsPoetica #acrostic
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𓂀 𓆗Jay𓆗𓂀 @kitchenraptorj.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Good 🍲
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𓂀 𓆗Jay𓆗𓂀 @kitchenraptorj.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
P-iece by piece U-nder a blood red moon M-onsters rise from mayhem P-ride in their stride K-illing what doesn't serve I-fail to see the harm in N-ot joining on the fun #pumpkin #acrosticpoem #poem #writingcommunity #AcrosticOctober @daveashleypoet.bsky.social
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Chris Andrew Colligan @chrisandprose.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Gentle, In eyes Gentle, Against the The Titans Bequesed strides Gentle, Is not for Breath Gentle, Is not for Tackling The mask To life. Gentle, Is for The roughness Of love Gentle For Life's Blood Gentle, Is holding A blade, And still choosing Branches of wood #vss365 #bequest
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𓂀 𓆗Jay𓆗𓂀 @kitchenraptorj.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Their heads Got lost in a #cloud On their way To #bequest What's left Of Sunday Memories & Saturdays Miseries It's a shame We have To shovel flowers We were meant To stop & smell To feed Someone else's Idea of hell When we take A riptide To the left Away— It'll be alright again #vss365
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𓂀 𓆗Jay𓆗𓂀 @kitchenraptorj.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
"Your eyes freak me out like you're peering into my soul, I can't look at you head-on. Sorry." Was not expecting that on the bingo card today, but that's gonna be interesting working with that.
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Yeyeskies Midnight The Cat
ALT: Yeyeskies Midnight The Cat
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𓂀 𓆗Jay𓆗𓂀 @kitchenraptorj.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Good 🍲
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𓂀 𓆗Jay𓆗𓂀 @kitchenraptorj.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If you see this, post a vampire that isn't Dracula
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Bill Nighy as Viktor in Underworld: Abomination
ALT: Bill Nighy as Viktor in Underworld: Abomination
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𓂀 𓆗Jay𓆗𓂀 @kitchenraptorj.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Good 🍲 the sounds in this one is just 😩👍🏼
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𓂀 𓆗Jay𓆗𓂀 @kitchenraptorj.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Nothing beats the feeling of finally yeeting the bra & your boobs escape like zombie hands barging through a church door in pure unholy liberation
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Sam Riegel's Hilarious Critical Role Shirt Gag
ALT: Sam Riegel's Hilarious Critical Role Shirt Gag
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𓂀 𓆗Jay𓆗𓂀 @kitchenraptorj.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Good 🍲 I want to paint this & put this poem on the back of it 😂💙
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𓂀 𓆗Jay𓆗𓂀 @kitchenraptorj.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Good 🍲
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𓂀 𓆗Jay𓆗𓂀 @kitchenraptorj.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Good 🍲
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𓂀 𓆗Jay𓆗𓂀 @kitchenraptorj.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Ten years ago The little pitter patter Of tiny webbed feet Hit my chest The moment She imprinted Her heart on mine Cats are independent Dogs are loyal to a fault Geese love With a ferocity That can't be matched I'm tickled that In this life A dinosaur loved me With her dying breath #poem
A picture of my late pet goose, Charlie. I raised her after finding an abandoned nest.A picture of my late pet goose, Charlie. I raised her after finding an abandoned nest.A picture of my late pet goose, Charlie. I raised her after finding an abandoned nest.A picture of my late pet goose, Charlie. I raised her after finding an abandoned nest.
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𓂀 𓆗Jay𓆗𓂀 @kitchenraptorj.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
F r i e n d 💙
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𓂀 𓆗Jay𓆗𓂀 @kitchenraptorj.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Why do you think I open-carry this sexy bastard?
Salmon plush by Split HaresSalmon plush by Split Hares
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Onyx @advantage87.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
your eyes have a blind spot, a hole where the optic nerve leaves. your brain paints over it constantly, inventing whatever should be there. you walk around with a gap in your vision you have literally never seen. how much of your certainty works the same way.
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𓂀 𓆗Jay𓆗𓂀 @kitchenraptorj.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Good 🍲 Beautiful collection, Judith 💙
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𓂀 𓆗Jay𓆗𓂀 @kitchenraptorj.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
1. Not bad. It needed more time to cook imo 2. I have some issues with the pacing & characterizations 3. My biggest areas of "hmm...?!" come from reading it from a trauma informed mental health professional pov & having lived experience of SA, CPTSD, etc. So many thoughts... 4. Neil was great 💯💙
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Jake Listening to Mixed Tape
ALT: Jake Listening to Mixed Tape
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𓂀 𓆗Jay𓆗𓂀 @kitchenraptorj.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Thank you for the good 🍲 Santa 💙
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𓂀 𓆗Jay𓆗𓂀 @kitchenraptorj.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
What's left of me Clings to you— Dragon's blood Lavender Rosemary Amber Smoke— The building blocks That made You tumble Into a sea Of blankets I know I'm Cold blooded & have Cadaver hands— But I hope You'll find #Reprieve In the chill When I Hold you Close In the afterglow #vss365
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𓂀 𓆗Jay𓆗𓂀 @kitchenraptorj.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
7 classes left.
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Bert Gets Angry and Annoyed
ALT: Bert Gets Angry and Annoyed
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𓂀 𓆗Jay𓆗𓂀 @kitchenraptorj.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Good 🍲
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𓂀 𓆗Jay𓆗𓂀 @kitchenraptorj.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Good 🍲
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𓂀 𓆗Jay𓆗𓂀 @kitchenraptorj.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Good 🍲
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𓂀 𓆗Jay𓆗𓂀 @kitchenraptorj.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Good 🍲
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𓂀 𓆗Jay𓆗𓂀 @kitchenraptorj.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Good 🍲
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𓂀 𓆗Jay𓆗𓂀 @kitchenraptorj.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Me: To the windooowwww To the waaaallllll To my bedroom Now I crawl Down this big ass hall Now... SLEEP SLEEP SLEEP MOTHER FUCKER Now... SLEEP SLEEP SLEEP My brain:
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Uma Thurman's Goddamn Reaction
ALT: Uma Thurman's Goddamn Reaction
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𓂀 𓆗Jay𓆗𓂀 @kitchenraptorj.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Good 🍲
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𓂀 𓆗Jay𓆗𓂀 @kitchenraptorj.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
* s i g h * Aight, fuck me up. Let's do this.
Screenshot of Astation book on libby app
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𓂀 𓆗Jay𓆗𓂀 @kitchenraptorj.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
...Who leaked this photo of me trying corn bread at 4 years of age for the first time?
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𓂀 𓆗Jay𓆗𓂀 @kitchenraptorj.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
They're fantastic 💯
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Marvelous Crowley (David Tennant, Good Omens)
ALT: Marvelous Crowley (David Tennant, Good Omens)
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𓂀 𓆗Jay𓆗𓂀 @kitchenraptorj.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Good 🍲
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𓂀 𓆗Jay𓆗𓂀 @kitchenraptorj.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Consultation: Me: Consultation: So, what do you like? Me: Can I be real with you & share I'm crushing on this fictional guy like a mad lad & I haven't been able to share that with anybody & I saw on your intake that you like nerdy stuff? Consultation: Yup. We're working together. Me:
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Secret High Five Handshake
ALT: Secret High Five Handshake
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𓂀 𓆗Jay𓆗𓂀 @kitchenraptorj.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
First came The tremor Then the tremble Neurons Firing Like morse-code On the double The mind In fear Goes buzzy— Shortened breaths— Feeling dizzy I don't think Bee venom Can #purify The need For something Sweet But the thought Feels like A cuddle Between The teeth #vss365
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𓂀 𓆗Jay𓆗𓂀 @kitchenraptorj.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Good 🍲
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𓂀 𓆗Jay𓆗𓂀 @kitchenraptorj.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
A Symptom of a Bigger Problem #poem #poetry #poet #bluejaypoems ##karnalpoetry #karnalrhymez #abuse #harassment #emotional #wound #betrayal #rapeculture
Part 1 

There was my father
Who didn't take a bite—
Although in drunken stupor
He bathed in the thought
Of "one day" 

I did everything I could
To beat the clock

My childhood friends father
Who groped & lingered
At each visit

One day
He took my hand
Peered into my eyes—
"You're always welcome here." 

His wife stared through me

I ceased my friendship
For her sake  

My biology professor
Who used paternal
Sweet nothings
To lure mePart 2 

Into the illusion
I had a mentor

I dropped my major
As easily as dropping 
An empty carton 
Of cigarettes
When he pulled
My face to his lips

There was 
The emotional affair—
I had no idea
I was in the jaws
Of a siren 
Until he bit down
& threw up 
All my imperfections
With his life experience 

So no—
I'm not surprised 
About the Cornell 7
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