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Kirsty Kittens

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Scottish, ready for mischief 😈 Karma is going to get your ass!

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Kirsty Kittens @kirstykittens.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Sending out karmic justice through witchcraft is not the same as hexing someone 😇
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Scarlet Witch's Powerful Magic in WandaVision
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Kirsty Kittens @kirstykittens.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
One more of these and I’ll buy a big hat
Almost finished glass of wine
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Kirsty Kittens @kirstykittens.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Gwen John at Modern 2 is an excellent exhibition. If you’re a Universal Credit recipient it’s only £3.18 (£3.50 with donation)
Wee cat 2 nudes, one framed, unfinished, up close. Other is on the background wall.
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Kirsty Kittens @kirstykittens.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Been thinking about getting a hat, maybe a big floppy one like this?
Gwen John exhibit at Modern 2
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Kirsty Kittens @kirstykittens.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Was having a long think about WHY I’ve been missing my ex. I realised I don’t miss him, I miss the man I thought he was. I miss the potential of what we could have, what we SHOULD have been. Nostalgia for an age yet to come.
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Olivier Roth @olivierroth.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
C'est lundi. Café ?
Affiche dessinée : un chat noir très élégant en kimono boit un café dans une tasse rouge. Légence : MORE ESPRESSO, LESS DEPRESSO.
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Mondo Mascots @mondomascots.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Sonic the Hedgehog at Tourism Expo Japan to promote Sega’s amusement park, Joypolis
A blue hedgehog mascot with red sneakers walks through a crowd in a convention centre.
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Kirsty Kittens @kirstykittens.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
@sanrio-daily.bsky.social look what I got today! My ex husband has over 7,000 Pez at his mums house back in USA. She recently went through them and I got to pick what I wanted. They’re fluffy!!!
3 Sanrio Pez dispensers, 2 fluffy hello kitty and one fluffy my melody
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Kirsty Kittens @kirstykittens.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
LMAO The SNP voted against the trams btw. They lose £9million a year. More breakdowns than yer ex. Shite system.
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Kirsty Kittens @kirstykittens.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
This guy unlocked his bike from his back garden, got pissed drunk somewhere and forgot to bring said bike home, filed a police report that it was stolen…. Total fud.
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Kirsty Kittens @kirstykittens.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Bitter old hag. Can’t she just fuck off already?
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Kirsty Kittens @kirstykittens.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Today’s charity shop finds, Artificial Eye VHS for £1 and PBR pint glass for 60p!
PBR pint glass and vhs of Black Cat White Cat
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Kirsty Kittens @kirstykittens.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Got a bestie visiting from the cool part of Ireland tomorrow, I’m doing all the chilling and sobering now so I can do all the funning and drinking through the week 🍾🍾🍾
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Squirtle Squad's Pokémon Party Hard
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Seth Rosenthal @sethrosenthal.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
slammed the brakes so hard I flew through the windshield
Street sign for Gobblers Knob Rd
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Kirsty Kittens @kirstykittens.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
My jaw. Dropped.
BLACK RAYQUAZA OMGBlack Rayquaza. 3 stars.
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asparagusnextleft @asparagusnextleft.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Any bill that Holyrood passes has to be approved by westminster before it can become law. We couldn't even set ip a bottle recycling scheme because thd tories got a £20,000 bung from the drinks industry, & did a 180 on their previous support for it. That is not a union, when only one side has a say.
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Kirsty Kittens @kirstykittens.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Watched a movie last night. Colossal. Anne Hathaway and Jason Sudeikis. It was so fucking good I pressed play again as soon as it was finished. Free on Prime rn Also 😍
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2jason is known for snl, we’re the millers (david clarke/miller), horrible bosses (kurt buckman), and hall pass (fred)none of these gifs ar
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Kirsty Kittens @kirstykittens.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Less than a week til my kids birthday, I cannae wait! He’s getting so spoiled!!! 🥳🥳🥳
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Beavis and Butthead: Party Hard on MTV
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Kirsty Kittens @kirstykittens.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
HE STARTED CRYING THE FUCKING WET WIPE 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Ireland Simpsons Fans @iresimpsonsfans.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
The UK cycling through Prime Ministers since 2016
"Wedding after wedding after wedding!"
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Kirsty Kittens @kirstykittens.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
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Kirsty Kittens @kirstykittens.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
ACAB
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Kirsty Kittens @kirstykittens.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Get this ordered!!! That’s an order! Seriously though I’ve been saying I’ve not seen any fun World Cup stuff, this is awesome and unique!
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Greg Moodie @gregmoodie.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Best of luck to Scotland in the forthcoming tournament. Nobody expects us to get anywhere, which doesn't put us off in the slightest. Get my commemorative print here: gregmoodie.com/product/scot...
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Scotland World Cup Qualifier Print
'Congratulations Scotland.' Commemorative print of Scotland's World Cup qualifying game against Denmark in November 2025. Digital print on 250gsm premium semigloss paper. Signed on reverse.
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Kirsty Kittens @kirstykittens.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
I made a terrible mistake
Label from black pudding with a fucking Union fleg on itUsed a liner in the air fryer cos black pudding should be swimming in grease. It was not.2 black pudding slices on a buttered roll. I’m not sure what those chunks were. Maybe potato?
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Greg Moodie @gregmoodie.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
TODAY'S CARTOON: Following their disastrous local election results, Labour have looked to Manchester for a saviour. There Andy Burnham is eager to return to the "Cut And Thrust" of frontline politics. You will read, share and praise the author. gregmoodie.com/cut-and-thru...
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Cut And Thrust
When Labour turned in some disastrous council election results, for some reason all eyes looked to the Manchester mayor, non-MP Andy Burnham, as their saviour. Your guess is as good as mine.
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Gill @gillu3.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Ho boy! Anas Sarwar lost his seat to SNP by over 5,000 votes. Excellent result 🎉🎉
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Kirsty Kittens @kirstykittens.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳
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sanrio daily @sanrio-daily.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
reminder to vote today if you can 💫
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Ed Morrish @edmorrish.com · 04/07/2024
good news, everyone
BBC News screenshot:

Can I vote if I've been drinking?

People who have been drinking or are drunk can vote, unless they are disruptive.
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Kirsty Kittens @kirstykittens.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
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Kirsty Kittens @kirstykittens.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Dead Kennedys do a cracking cover of that song
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
lol the shooter has a BLUE SKY ACCOUNT, well here’s one excuse that won’t work:
4 panel comic

Panel 1: Blue Guy sits handcuffed in an interrogation room while two FBI agents watch him through a one way mirror.
Blue Guy: C’mon guys! I wasn’t actually gonna kill anyone! It was a joke.

Panel 2:
FBI Agent 1 (arms folded, looking stern): Do you believe him?

Panel 3:
FBI Agent 2 (holds up a phone and points to it): No. He has a Blue Sky Account

Panel 4: (Agent 2 looks into the interrogation room in disgust) This son of a bitch doesn’t even know what a joke is
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Kirsty Kittens @kirstykittens.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Fuuuuuuuuck I was going to renew mine in July 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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Kirsty Kittens @kirstykittens.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Popping in to let you all know that someone I met today thought I was in my 20’s
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Kirsty Kittens @kirstykittens.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
That man needs to not dye his hair, he looks like he’s cosplaying Nic Cage
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Mike Luckovich @mluckovich.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
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Kirsty Kittens @kirstykittens.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Just joined Threads. Another waste of time.
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Kirsty Kittens @kirstykittens.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Binge watching Adventure Time with my bairn. Best cartoon EVER
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Kirsty Kittens @kirstykittens.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
I didn’t know Scotland had a record press! This is very cool
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
SLUGGO’S THURSDAY THOUGHT
BORED SLUGGO IS SITTING ON THE CURB, WITH HIS FACE IN HIS HANDS

SLUGGO: I'M BORED--I THINK I'LL BECOME A BEATNIK
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Rori! @roricomics.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Lil' comic about hope and longing 💗
comic:

when it happens I hope people ring bells and blow horns.

if I'm asleep I hope to be woken. I won't mind.

if I'm in traffic I hope to see revelers. If it causes a traffic jam I won't mind.

I don't want to exist a moment not knowing that it has happened.
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Kirsty Kittens @kirstykittens.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Managed to get the Scott The Woz Blue Box in my shopping cart but had to abandon it when I saw the cheapest shipping option was £78 🥲
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Kirsty Kittens @kirstykittens.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
🥳
Takoyaki
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Kirsty Kittens @kirstykittens.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
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Oh Shit (2001 Remastered Version)
YouTube video by Buzzcocks - Topic
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Maria Abreu @mariaabreu.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
This is a good article explaining the arguments over a temporary transfer of Guernica to Bilbao. But it also contains a wonderful snippet of a story about the return of Guernica from New York after the death of Franco, in the hold of a regular Iberia flight. www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
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Picasso’s Guernica is the ultimate emblem of the horrors of war. It has no place in Spain's partisan squabbles | María Ramírez
Forty years after the 1937 masterpiece returned to Madrid from its Franco-era exile in New York, it is again embroiled in politics, says Spanish journalist María Ramírez
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Kirsty Kittens @kirstykittens.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Love that you can get close enough to see the pencil lines
Close up of the eye of the girl in “In The Car” by Roy Lichtenstein
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Kirsty Kittens @kirstykittens.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Amazing
Warhol self portrait in red with a skull
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Kirsty Kittens @kirstykittens.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Free Joan Eardley exhibition at Modern 2
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Kirsty Kittens @kirstykittens.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Todays hyperfixation: Andy Warhol
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