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Kirk Schlueter @kirkschlueter.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Fire Herbstreit (into the goddamn sun)

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Kirk Schlueter @kirkschlueter.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Oh. That…that’s a good point. Maybe if you get the heat below the combustion point? You’re probably good the.

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Kirk Schlueter @kirkschlueter.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I’m not saying this is accurate but I feel like the oxygen is more important at this point and you need to pull it all out rather than dampening the heat?

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Kirk Schlueter @kirkschlueter.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Literally pornography, thank you Dave Doern

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Casey S. Pumpkins 🎃 @caseyexplosion.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Gordon Ramsay: "Wow, nothing but maggoty bread? You think of Orcish cuisine, you think fresh, vibrant. It's like the chef has just given up, where's the passion, the anger? A taste of Mordor this isn't. What a shame. There isn't even any meat on this menu."

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Biollante @bivouacchillin.bsky.social · 07/01/2026

Scully let's split up. I'll interview this beautiful botanist and you go check out the sewer system full of human bones

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Kirk Schlueter @kirkschlueter.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Vince Coleman got run over by a tarp and missed the 1985 World Series because of it

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Kirk Schlueter @kirkschlueter.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

Just like Tony Soprano, the real ones don’t have to dress up fancy when they bring their guns

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Kirk Schlueter @kirkschlueter.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

Oh my friend, pick a town of <10,000 in the Midwest…you’re not *from* there unless you were born there (and it’s suspect unless your parents were also both born there)

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Kirk Schlueter @kirkschlueter.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

Unironically George Will’s Men At Work is great in unpacking this exact thing

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Brian Phillips @brianphillips.lol · 22/05/2026

The president of Cornell hit two students with his car, lied about what happened, and got away with it. The story illustrates an under-reported crisis in higher education: administrators and the trustees they answer to are increasingly hostile to the idea of college itself. I wrote about it here:

theringer.com

Who’s to Blame When an Ivy League President Drives Into His Students?

“Ah! He just ran over my fucking foot!”

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Kirk Schlueter @kirkschlueter.bsky.social · 25/02/2026

The Pitt, but crossed with Night of the Living Dead

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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 14/12/2025

Dem boys

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Laura Lippman @lauralippman.bsky.social · 06/12/2025

For poetry makes nothing happen. It survives In the valley of its making where executives Would never want to tamper, flows on south From the ranches of isolation and the busy griefs, Raw towns that we believe and die in; it survives, A way of happening, a mouth. (Auden on Yeats)

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 02/10/2025

The Sora AI thing is proof of something very important: The technology itself is useless without the ability to use the likenesses of real, living, unpredictable people, and the art they create. And the only way to get those likenesses or that art is to summarily steal it.

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Kirk Schlueter @kirkschlueter.bsky.social · 24/08/2025

Raylan: See this badge? Says I’m a servant of the Secret Fire, wielder of the Flame of Anor. Meaning when I drop your charred ass into the abyss, there’s not a power in this world won’t consider it legal. Boyd: Mr. Rog, speaking from experience, I suggest you give some credence to his intentions

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Kirk Schlueter @kirkschlueter.bsky.social · 26/06/2025

Me as I dip a madeleine into tea in front of Marcel Proust: “oh I’m sorry, does this TRIGGER you????”

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Kirk Schlueter @kirkschlueter.bsky.social · 20/06/2025

Those claws are not okay. As a kid I was told at the zoo how they’re used to slice open fruit, a factoid which has haunted me for 25 years now

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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 20/04/2025

If Jesus had focused more on kitchen table issues and less on unpopular outcasts like lepers and prostitutes, he might have won more support from white working-class Judeans.

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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 17/04/2025

the american electoral system is basically 500,000 information-resistant people across a handful of states taking a guess and then going "haha! oops!" every two years. this process takes 18 months and costs four trillion dollars every time

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 17/04/2025

theonion.com/historians-q...

From The Onion:

Historians: Quibbling Over Exact Definition Of Concentration Camp Sign Of Healthy Society

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David M. Perry @lollardfish.bsky.social · 14/04/2025

For transporting us beyond Seas to be tried for pretended offences

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Kirk Schlueter @kirkschlueter.bsky.social · 01/12/2024

Making pancakes on a snowy Sunday is just enough to believe in love and good things

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