Adam Demasi @kirb.me · 30/07/2026Right after I complained about how fraud protection is seen as an upsell to Stripe, rather than a core concern to keeping their platform safe, they announced splitting up the fraud product into 4 different tiers. Businesses on the current free tier get downgraded to an inferior service. Great stuff 050
Adam Demasi @kirb.me · 15/06/2026So you can enable a wacky debugging mode for Liquid Glass on macOS Golden Gate: `defaults write com.apple.SwiftUI flexiGlassTuningEnabled -bool yes` 283
Adam Demasi @kirb.me · 14/06/2026They also completely miss that smartphones didn’t take off with consumers until 2010. It was still mostly a business tool 051
Adam Demasi @kirb.me · 09/06/2026Golden Gate happens to be a codename Apple already used internally for macOS Big Sur. For a moment, when the name was announced in the keynote but before the Apple website went live, The Apple Wiki was the top search result for macOS Golden Gate: theapplewiki.com/wiki/GoldenG... 050
Adam Demasi @kirb.me · 31/05/2026I can at least appreciate that they don’t gaslight with “We value your privacy” immediately before launching into “We and our 142 partners store…”. Do we really need to make it 80% of the screen height though? 040
Adam Demasi @kirb.me · 08/05/2026Did people really not notice Chrome has been downloading a 4GB model for the past 10 months? 130
Adam Demasi @kirb.me · 16/02/2026Something really, really makes me think someone was trying to prove a point about the lack of value of image models (other than fraud) by releasing a diagram this broken. Like, this went through a pull request and someone approved it. But it’s really hard to say with this company at the moment… 122
Adam Demasi @kirb.me · 19/01/2026I would call this heavily inspired, but even Microsoft eventually figured out stringing a bunch of qualifiers in a row is just awful product naming 030
Adam Demasi @kirb.me · 05/01/2026Someone took my spot as the top NSIS developer on WakaTime in 2025. Whoever you are, I’m sorry, this wasn’t a challenge. Nobody should be subjected to this much NSIS. 120
Adam Demasi @kirb.me · 31/12/2025But it’s ok. It was fact checked by Grok 👍 These subtly incorrect but very confident-sounding sentences are the exact reason AI can never be trusted. I spent 5 minutes making sure everything I said above is correct. AI doesn’t, and can’t, fact check itself like this. 030
Adam Demasi @kirb.me · 31/12/2025I don’t think anyone here needs more proof Grokipedia is a terrible idea, but here you go: • SSE2 works on any OS that supports SSE1, so, Windows 2000 • SSE2 is a mandatory feature of AMD64, so it didn’t “emerge” with Vista • The Legacy Update page it references makes none of the claims made here 152
Adam Demasi @kirb.me · 30/12/2025We’ve reached a point in dead internet where AI is replying to support threads from 14 years ago with `sfc /scannow`. Even if this is intended to summarise the thread, it’s hallucinated things that weren’t discussed. Nobody mentioned reinstalling DirectX, and Legacy Update didn’t exist 14 years ago! 1111
Adam Demasi @kirb.me · 23/12/2025Spiderman pointing meme but it’s Apple warning me that Apple is trying to paste from Apple 020
Adam Demasi @kirb.me · 19/12/2025I find composite video coming out of the headphone jack way crazier. But that’s still how people get composite out of Raspberry Pis! 290
Adam Demasi @kirb.me · 06/12/2025What's the deal with specifically PCIe Wi-Fi cards having ginormous heatsinks? These chips barely get warm. Is it entirely to justify selling it for $45? If this were necessary, we would see them heatsinked in laptops, but nobody does that. 140
Adam Demasi @kirb.me · 01/12/2025They’re just sloppy lately. Every download got reset to that date with a migration. I luckily did a scrape of the site a month before that. Bonus: if you look at downloads on there for current stuff like Windows 11, they have useless descriptions full of typos. “win10, win 11” 031
Adam Demasi @kirb.me · 29/10/2025Suddenly had the urge to watch this 7 year old Cathode Ray Dude review of Kid Pix that I probably haven’t watched since back then. An absolute classic. No notes. Why did it print the date?! youtu.be/NK6-ZSaBzjc 120
Adam Demasi @kirb.me · 27/10/2025Things that are known to be certain in life: 1. Death 2. Taxes 3. The certificate icon in macOS remaining unchanged since OS X Tiger 1210
Adam Demasi @kirb.me · 13/09/2025This really ain’t it. macOS Tahoe RC. All of the tinted modes look pretty bad, but did they completely forget to check contrast on the iMac default colors? 170
Adam Demasi @kirb.me · 30/08/2025Accidentally found out that a bunch of old Apple PR images have been hiding transparency data. (Probably by accident, too.) Here are some favorites: 1244
Adam Demasi @kirb.me · 25/08/2025There was an app called Rotato that was popular for a bit, it let you put a screen recording in an iPhone 3D model. I saw someone’s app demo where they inserted a 360 flip in the middle for no reason. Just cause it let them do it lol …It seems fitting the first screenshot on their site is tacky too 110
Adam Demasi @kirb.me · 09/08/2025I have also had Google’s AI overview model decide a page I label as “sandbox” and “unfinished” is the world’s leading source on a topic. Haven’t tried asking Gemini about it yet. The page (unintentionally) has good SEO, but that doesn’t mean it’s accurate. It feels like I poisoned the data. 020
Adam Demasi @kirb.me · 07/08/2025Toolbars merging and unmerging from the tab bar is my biggest peeve about iOS 26. So much is changing visually here for the sake of saving space, which is great and all, but it’s very distracting and horrible for muscle memory. Not to mention, makes it difficult to write instructions to use an app. 161
Adam Demasi @kirb.me · 01/08/2025Same vibes as this prompt I’ve been tapping Allow on after every iOS update since 2020. Maybe they need some AI to correlate that I’ve never said no to keeping the Weather app functioning 020
Adam Demasi @kirb.me · 31/07/2025Is anyone else’s App Store on macOS 26 beta 4 showing very few Mac apps in their purchase list? I only seem to have universal apps listed, and the icons are square, which makes me think it’s treating iOS listings as macOS listings. 010
Adam Demasi @kirb.me · 14/05/2025Because I enjoy pain, I enabled macOS 15.5’s dev preview of clipboard prompts globally. I had to manually allow apps that do clipboard sync - my clipboard manager Maccy, and remote desktop apps. Some like VSCode ask on every ⌘V. Firefox and Pixelmator Pro (!) crash when it displays the prompt. 040
Adam Demasi @kirb.me · 11/05/2025Folders expanding down instead of out is so unbelievably silly. I’m a big fan of them replicating the iOS folder layout in Tabs v2 (which I’ll keep running until it’s broken for good) 040
Adam Demasi @kirb.me · 06/05/2025 @missaustraliana.net and I worked on an app we both really needed. swiped. is a surprisingly addictive way to clean up your Photos. Swipe right to keep, or swipe left to delete. That’s it! You can also share old memories you come across. Join the TestFlight 👉 testflight.apple.com/join/Xbe867SA 271
Adam Demasi @kirb.me · 06/04/2025Early reviews of some of them show the child appearing AS A CAR on the map. Or, it shows their “speed”. Bare minimum things they could have changed to appear more legit. 170
Adam Demasi @kirb.me · 01/04/2025For whoever needs to hear this, the Windows blue screen of death isn’t intended for your entertainment. A big sad face when you’ve just lost all your work and your business is disrupted is very distasteful, and it should have been gone 13 years ago. In fact, it was always disabled on Windows Server. 1110
Adam Demasi @kirb.me · 28/03/2025The Microsoft support forums, in their mission to be the most useless website on the internet, has found a new trick: You don’t need humans to write low quality non-answers. AI pretending to be an employee can do it just as well! (Context: WSUS’s deprecation was announced in September) 2154
Adam Demasi @kirb.me · 19/03/2025Can you find all the design failures in this screenshot? Answers in the alt text! I really can’t wait for macOS 16 to redesign this again and introduce new bugs that won’t be fixed until the next redesign in macOS 20 🙄 030