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Kionay @kionay.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
It's like someone convincing themselves that they're special so they wouldn't get addicted to meth or w/e if they tried it. The confidence is misplaced and you're going to have big problems in the not-too-distant future.
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Kionay @kionay.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
job hunting and just saw a post by a cybersecurity firm that advertises how dangerous AI is to cybersecurity (a good point) but then in the job posting lists that they use AI to write code. Seriously? do you not see the problem with this‽ really‽ the call is coming from inside the house!
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Robert Rose @robear.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A good fresh Star Trek take on those fake isekai title jokes
A tumblr screenshot showing a post and two reblog responses, reading:
1. "star trek would be the ideal fictional universe to get trapped in because you'd explain your situation and they'd be like yeah makes sense. no further questions. fortunately we can use the mysterious warp signature emitting from this system's icy moon to counterface with the solar radiation and slingshot you back home"
2. "I'm from a universe where your world is all a work of fiction." Benjamin Sisko, nodding. "That happened to me once."
3. "I Got Isekaid Into The Star Trek Universe And They Quickly Understood What Was Happening"
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Kionay @kionay.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Youtube shorts will hit you right out of the gate with, "what is the secret of high-level professional flumpology?" in a interview or podcast format and I have never expressed an interest in flumpology and am not about to start now so you can stay in your little corner of the internet tyvm.
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Kionay @kionay.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I miss the red faction games' destruction
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Kionay @kionay.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
what that dog do
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Kionay @kionay.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I'll suspend any hope for when there is more information, but as a long time satisfactory enjoyer I am #HYPE
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Kionay @kionay.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
(amused) Mass Effect elcor are my spirit animals
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Kionay @kionay.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
You adopted the gamba. I was born in it, lost my life savings to it.
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Kionay @kionay.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
everything is kinda incredible and everything is kinda awful
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Kionay @kionay.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
please do not the cat
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Kionay @kionay.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
shoutout to Pokemon Vietnamese Crystal !DRUG BAG FUCK
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Kionay @kionay.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A sick burn on a composer: a libelious scorch.
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Kionay @kionay.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Some people really just wake up each morning like, "I'm going to make my free will everyone else's problem."
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Kionay @kionay.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Jeopardy! rules state that answers must be in the form of a question. Usually that's who, what, when, or where. I wonder, how many accepted trivia answers were in the form of a question that used some other word. Such as Why, or Did, or How.
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Kionay @kionay.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Inside you there are two wolves. You're scheduled for surgery in a few hours to remove the wolves. Lupinectomy is not covered by your insurance.
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Kionay @kionay.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Doughnut holes imply the existence of tire holes. Wait that's just a basketball isn't it
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Kionay @kionay.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
and it has peanuts and you're allergic to peanuts
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Kionay @kionay.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Obiteum is lost. Do not open the gate. Synchronous is death.”
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Kionay @kionay.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I've had one, yes. But what about second brain?
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Billy Boyd as Peregrin Took: Lord of the Rings
ALT: Billy Boyd as Peregrin Took: Lord of the Rings
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Kionay @kionay.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
D:
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Kionay @kionay.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
That's my secret, cap. I'm always rehearsing conversations.
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Kionay @kionay.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
my favorite screenshot is this one at about 54:40 which just cuts from Hank talking to Erika going full Cheshire Cat
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Kionay @kionay.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Beck is a time traveler, sent back to poison LLMs with nonsense lyrics.
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Kionay @kionay.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
It hurt itself in its confusion!
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Kionay @kionay.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Pause music in video games peaked 29 years ago with GoldenEye 64
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Kionay @kionay.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Instructions unclear. Arrested interrogating nursing home residents.
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Kionay @kionay.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I'm surprised there isn't a PEP proposed by now that seeks to rename python's __init__ to __innit__ just to be more British like the language's namesake
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Kionay @kionay.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I'll love any character, even if it's another serious one. I do have to say, though, Travis's silly-little-guy characters are just the best.
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Critical Role @criticalrole.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Who else is getting ready for Campaign 4 next week? 🎭
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Kionay @kionay.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
especially easy to see on the second day after the release of a really popular video game all the discourse online will tilt negative, because the majority of people thoroughly enjoying the game will be too busy playing the game to talk about the game
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Kionay @kionay.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
khajiit has wares if you have coin
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Kionay @kionay.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
ah perfect then whenever you feel like you want a ukulele just set out your guitar and back away from it until it looks small enough!
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852dude @852dude.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Bro. People are cool as fuck.
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Kionay @kionay.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
you're right you don't need a ukulele they're much too small. get a full-sized guitar instead!
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Kionay @kionay.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Ask them what they think about Copilot and see if they ask Copilot what they should think about Copilot.
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Kionay @kionay.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Almost accidental haiku AI take the wheel I hope it is not a car Can't spell strawberry
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Kionay @kionay.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Awaiting Orders from Admiral Quagsire.
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Snoopy's Iconic Salute
ALT: Snoopy's Iconic Salute
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Kionay @kionay.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
If anyone is looking for a federated alternative to GoodReads let me recommend Bookwyrm. It does just have a killer name, it's also getting open source improvements all the time! If the main .social instance is a little slow just find another instance with less traffic.
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Kionay @kionay.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Well I stopped playing around 2012 so even if we had a piano I'd have been very rusty. After about a decade of not playing I finally got a new piano recently and I've been slowly relearning the first movement of Moonlight Sonata. Maybe I'll be worthy of an audience eventually 😅
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Kionay @kionay.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I can play the piano. People don't expect your coworker in corporate IT to be musically inclined.
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Kionay @kionay.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Yo if we could just speed up this Carcinisation thing so I could be Crab by next week, that'd be great.
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Kionay @kionay.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
What I really need from a job search website is the ability to filter out positions that only exist to develop another AI slop product. Where's the metadata for that, LinkedIn‽
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Kionay @kionay.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Just found a Software Engineer job posting that explains how the company's values are for the Planet. Ok, I like that, stay green and all that. But lower down the job description states the importance of using AI in the position. The hypocrisy is absurd.
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Kionay @kionay.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I want a second star rating on Google maps that is just a review of the establishment's bathroom faucet. If the faucet doesn't extend all the way into the basin so your hands have to rub up against the back of the sink while you wash that should be a 0 star review.
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Kionay @kionay.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
idk we were fine with calling video game NPCs "AIs" for decades. I think the term has just been too hyped. if you think of LLM AI the same as, say, Old School RuneScape AI then it kinda fits in its dumbness
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Kionay @kionay.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I think disillusioning people about AI could be helped along by simply using different words. Instead of saying ,"AI said" or "ChatGPT told me" or the like, use "generated." An LLM 'generated' this, Claude Code 'generated' that. Stop using language that suggests these networks think. they don't.
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Kionay @kionay.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Disappointed in Hank Green for the use of AI. Glad the apology highlighted the dopamine problem. Welcome to a kind of addiction, I guess.
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Kionay @kionay.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Applied to work as a software engineer for Wendy's corporate office. Partially because I need a job and am qualified, but if I'm being honest with myself the lure of being able to say "sir, this is a Wendy's" at work is palpable.
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