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Kionay

@kionay.bsky.social
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Kionay @kionay.bsky.social · 23h
You adopted the gamba. I was born in it, lost my life savings to it.
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Kionay @kionay.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
everything is kinda incredible and everything is kinda awful
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Kionay @kionay.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
please do not the cat
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Kionay @kionay.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
shoutout to Pokemon Vietnamese Crystal !DRUG BAG FUCK
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Kionay @kionay.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A sick burn on a composer: a libelious scorch.
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Kionay @kionay.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Some people really just wake up each morning like, "I'm going to make my free will everyone else's problem."
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Kionay @kionay.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Jeopardy! rules state that answers must be in the form of a question. Usually that's who, what, when, or where. I wonder, how many accepted trivia answers were in the form of a question that used some other word. Such as Why, or Did, or How.
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Kionay @kionay.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Inside you there are two wolves. You're scheduled for surgery in a few hours to remove the wolves. Lupinectomy is not covered by your insurance.
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Kionay @kionay.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Doughnut holes imply the existence of tire holes. Wait that's just a basketball isn't it
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Kionay @kionay.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Obiteum is lost. Do not open the gate. Synchronous is death.”
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Kionay @kionay.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Beck is a time traveler, sent back to poison LLMs with nonsense lyrics.
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Kionay @kionay.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Pause music in video games peaked 29 years ago with GoldenEye 64
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Kionay @kionay.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I'm surprised there isn't a PEP proposed by now that seeks to rename python's __init__ to __innit__ just to be more British like the language's namesake
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Critical Role @criticalrole.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Who else is getting ready for Campaign 4 next week? 🎭
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852dude @852dude.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Bro. People are cool as fuck.
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Kionay @kionay.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
If anyone is looking for a federated alternative to GoodReads let me recommend Bookwyrm. It does just have a killer name, it's also getting open source improvements all the time! If the main .social instance is a little slow just find another instance with less traffic.
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Kionay @kionay.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Yo if we could just speed up this Carcinisation thing so I could be Crab by next week, that'd be great.
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Kionay @kionay.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
What I really need from a job search website is the ability to filter out positions that only exist to develop another AI slop product. Where's the metadata for that, LinkedIn‽
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Kionay @kionay.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Just found a Software Engineer job posting that explains how the company's values are for the Planet. Ok, I like that, stay green and all that. But lower down the job description states the importance of using AI in the position. The hypocrisy is absurd.
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Kionay @kionay.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I want a second star rating on Google maps that is just a review of the establishment's bathroom faucet. If the faucet doesn't extend all the way into the basin so your hands have to rub up against the back of the sink while you wash that should be a 0 star review.
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Kionay @kionay.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I think disillusioning people about AI could be helped along by simply using different words. Instead of saying ,"AI said" or "ChatGPT told me" or the like, use "generated." An LLM 'generated' this, Claude Code 'generated' that. Stop using language that suggests these networks think. they don't.
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Kionay @kionay.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Disappointed in Hank Green for the use of AI. Glad the apology highlighted the dopamine problem. Welcome to a kind of addiction, I guess.
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Kionay @kionay.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Applied to work as a software engineer for Wendy's corporate office. Partially because I need a job and am qualified, but if I'm being honest with myself the lure of being able to say "sir, this is a Wendy's" at work is palpable.
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Kionay @kionay.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Learned that the company I was using for garbage pickup was overcharging me for the service by double the local rate. Evidence from the call to cancel made it clear this was intentional, to see how much they could get from me. No more. New place is local, flat rate, and cheap.
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Kionay @kionay.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
This just in, breaking news, a brand new thing for you to be upset about. Whatever it is is sure to infuriate anyone with half a brain. More at 10.
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Kionay @kionay.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Learning a new programming language just doesn't scare me anymore. Not after ten years of development. Except Lisp. Lisp scares me. Too many parenthesis. And PHP, of course, too. Any language that unironically uses explode() and implode() should rightfully frighten anyone.
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Kionay @kionay.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Weird #DnD subclasses. Oath of Libido Paladin Spring Coil Sorcerer Propaganda Barbarian College of Culinary Arts Bard Pistachio Warlock Orchestral Fighter Cement Jungle Ranger School of Sociology Wizard Pedantry Domain Cleric Circle of Geometry Druid Teetotal Rogue
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Kionay @kionay.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
If Atlas held up the sky why the hell is an atlas a book of maps of the earth? Should be a book of constellations, shouldn't it?
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Kionay @kionay.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Bear in the big blue house destroying the real estate market
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Kionay @kionay.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
ruin a book by adding a word: The Tainted Solo Cup
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Kionay @kionay.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
I watched @jeremydooley.bsky.social and @katdooley.bsky.social play Baldur's Gate 3 and it's so refreshing watching people interact with the game without knowing every secret and nook and cranny. Can't wait to see more of it.
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Kionay @kionay.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
I finally uploaded a background image for my Bluesky account. It's a rectangle the color of the dark themed default background... only ever so slightly lighter RGB.
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Kionay @kionay.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
"You ever look back at your social media posts and realize you've been blathering like an idiot?" "Oh yeah like 15 years ago I made a really dumb status. I still cringe!" "Uh, yeah. /years/ ago. That's what I meant. Totally." 😰
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Kionay @kionay.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
That song that is stuck in your head right now? Yeah it's gonna be there a little longer not coz you read this. sorry not sorry ✨✨✨
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Kionay @kionay.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
no one knows what it's like to be the sad man to be the batman behind true crimes
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Kionay @kionay.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
4x3.fun July 12, 2026 222 points • No mistakes 🌟🟪🟪 🌟🟦🟦 🌟🟩🟩 🌟🟨🟨
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prime time crackervision @lewmo.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
pov: you are frieza after having been split in half by trunks' sword
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Kionay @kionay.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Trying to make a game for the first time be like, "yeah this'll be fun I have so many ideas." Meanwhile 30 minutes later, typing into Google "Godot how to make screen pop up."
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Kionay @kionay.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
🎵and I keep hitting repe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-peat 🎶
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Kionay @kionay.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Some dogs are food motivated, others are clicker trained. Meanwhile humans:
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The Road To El Dorado: Both Is Good
Alt: The Road To El Dorado: Both Is Good
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Kionay @kionay.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
4x3.fun July 9, 2026 219 points • No mistakes 🌟🟪🟪 🌟🟦🟦 🌟🟩🟩 🌟🟨🟨
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Kionay @kionay.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
hankgreen.com/smush · Jul 8 323 pts · ★ pangram 🥞🥞🟨 🥞⭐🥞 🥞🥞🥞
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Smush
A daily word game. Each letter gets 5 uses. Except the gold one, which is always required.
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Kionay @kionay.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
4x3.fun July 2, 2026 177 points • No mistakes 🌟🟪🟪 🌟🟨🟨 🌟🟩🟩 🌟🟦🟦
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Kionay @kionay.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
I wonder if an entomologist on BlueSky could tell me why, every time I find a strawberry seed beetle (Harpalus rufipes) in my home they're just the derpiest, dorkiest little things. I watched one crawl up a slope and slowly upend itself, helpless on its back. Like what are you even doing?
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Kionay @kionay.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
4x3.fun June 29, 2026 159 points • 1 mistake 🌟🟪🟪 🌟🟨🟩 🌟🟦🟦 🌟🟩🟩 🌟🟨🟨 so. freaking. close.
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Kionay @kionay.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Just finished James Islington's The Will of the Many and what a wild ride that was. In three words, "Magic. Roman. Skullduggery." I need a break from that world before I go to the next book but I would recommend it. Great world building and magic.
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Kionay @kionay.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
I don't consider what I do when I see a spider, "running away." I like to think of it as cunning action disengaging.
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Kionay @kionay.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
4 × 3 June 27, 2026 127 points • No mistakes 🌟🟨🟨 🌟🟦🟦 🌟🟩🟩 🌟🟪🟪 hankgreen.com/fourbythree lol @ the misspelling in one of the category descriptions
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Kionay @kionay.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Having read the Licanius trilogy by James Islington and now reading another book by the same author, The Will of the Many, I can't un-see how often two characters grin at each other. So help me god if Vis started tilting his head at things I'm going to embed this book into my wall.
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