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love da part with all da butts

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zooey was the most recent guest !!

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i think i'm being a lil performative with it. i'm never watching that shit cause i think i'm too good for it !

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does your wife watch/listen to 'so true'?

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also since no one is paying attention to me here, last weekend i took a bunch of psylium husk to try to poop before my boyfriend visited and it didn't work and then i had to hold in my farts until he was in REM sleep. and i feel like a navy seal couldn't have done what i did

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it's also that like, all of our tiny celebrities are now getting even tinier. they are disappearing

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she looks like whatever happened to baby jane is happening to her

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roxy demento @kingroxy.bsky.social · 16/12/2025

no one is paying attention to me here so i just want this to be a safe space for me to say zooey d*schanel looks really weird now.

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there was a guy whose mom gave him a clipping of her own hair in a paper towel as a goodbye gift when he went to go meet his fiancee !

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Sean T. Collins @seantcollins.com · 16/12/2025

I will NEVER vote for a politician who votes for anti-trans legislation. Never. I don't care who it is, it's a dead issue. Move on. If my vote is so important to the future of democracy they should have thought of that before they voted to exterminate my child.

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roxy demento @kingroxy.bsky.social · 16/12/2025

posting on bluesky to inform you all of my first mammogram tomorrow which i have put off for three years. everyone cross their fingers for me okay.

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roxy demento @kingroxy.bsky.social · 16/12/2025

you would make a great husband on 90 day fiance

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roxy demento @kingroxy.bsky.social · 09/11/2025

hopping in the Bigfoot mobile

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roxy demento @kingroxy.bsky.social · 15/10/2025

i fucking agree. he was so cool and funny and was like, one of the only men i've ever met online who never annoyed me

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roxy demento @kingroxy.bsky.social · 15/10/2025

after not hearing from him in over a month, i just discovered that @zdarfan.bsky.social passed away last month. truly a wonderful soul who was funny, sweet, and kind. truly the king of reply guys.

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roxy demento @kingroxy.bsky.social · 23/09/2025

just got raptured but tmobile still has service up here

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roxy demento @kingroxy.bsky.social · 18/09/2025

the three stooges wiki is as compelling as 'wolf hall'

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roxy demento @kingroxy.bsky.social · 11/09/2025

writing "shooting = gun violence" on my hand

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are you a bad enough dude to take care of me for the entire rest of my life

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size 6 27" circulars which I know I have I just gotta look

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god please I need you all to assemble a team

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can someone come over and gently hold my face in their hands and force me to look in my knitting stuff for the needles i need?

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you sound like that pesky guy who is always trying to get my workers to unionize

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they're going to hate my new coffee shop where everyone has to make comic books woke :(

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WHO could disagree with this ! and so many responses are like, 'if you can't make coffee at home you should be dead' like... i'm just talkin bout how fun it is to get coffee and see people from around the neighborhood, bud

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