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King of Pants @kingofpants.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I really fucked up my back by hunching over making a giant paper maché vampire head all day

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Undead Nosferatu Ascends Stairs

ALT: Undead Nosferatu Ascends Stairs

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videogame history @vghistory.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

ms. pac-man, manual, excerpt, atari 2600 (1985) archive.org/details/ms.-...

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1. the beauty queen of video games
(below, an illustration of ms. pac-man, red cheeks, lipstick, red bow tie in her hair, long boots, smiling, arms raised, spotlight shining on her.)

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King of Pants @kingofpants.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Come see me as Uncle Basement in Uncle Basement's Attic of Horrors! The undead nightmare returns Oct 8-10 at Theatre Off Jackson, tix on sale now! www.shoesandpants.com/ 💀🧟‍♂️🧛🏽‍♂️⚰️🪦

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King of Pants @kingofpants.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

This Saturday Sept 12 Bearracuda Seattle is back at Massive! I'll be spinning with DJ Matt Consola for a sweaty dancefloor, see you there 🐻🍔🎧 @bearracuda.bsky.social @massiveclub.bsky.social

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King of Pants @kingofpants.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Haircut made me feel like a human again, but the dog at the barber who wanted me to pet it made me feel like a beast master

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King of Pants @kingofpants.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

This Saturday Sept 12 Bearracuda Seattle is back at Massive! I'll be spinning with DJ Matt Consola for a sweaty dancefloor, see you there 🐻🍔🎧 @bearracuda.bsky.social @massiveclub.bsky.social

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King of Pants @kingofpants.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

I feel like I'm going crazy. Everyone is dunking on the Ebeneezer movie, like sticking up for the guy who hates Xmas is wrong?? You WANT people screaming at you to like Xmas all the time??

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King of Pants @kingofpants.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Happy First Day of Halloween! 🎃🦇💀👻🧟‍♂️

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King of Pants @kingofpants.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

May be an unpopular opinion, but I saw the new Spiderman this weekend and was not into it at all. It was so hokey pokey! And I can't stand that Stranger Things actress. Watching her always feels like I'm seeing Axl Rose do a school play.

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King of Pants @kingofpants.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Just found out the nice guy who came up to the DJ booth to give me thumbs off on the Dolly Parton Stairway To Heaven mashup was THE Stephin Merritt 🤯

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King of Pants @kingofpants.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Today at the @ponyseattle.bsky.social Tiny Tea Dance we're paying tribute to Dolly Parton and Tim Curry. Come help us celebrate the lives of these two cultural giants 4-9pm

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Computer𝔍𝔞𝔪𝔢𝔰 @computerjames.bsky.social · 18/05/2026

the only video worth rescuing from my deleted twtter

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Justin Logan 🏳️‍🌈🐻 @justinlogan.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Legends. All I can say is thank you.

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King of Pants @kingofpants.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

This one really hurts. Tim Curry was unmatchable. The greatest. RIP

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King of Pants @kingofpants.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

I'm making this Sunday's Tea Dance at @ponyseattle.bsky.social a Dolly Parton Tribute Tea Dance. All Dolly originals, remixes, covers and related acts. Sun Aug 30th 4-9pm

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Ken Plume @kenplume.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

Pee Wee Herman & Dolly Parton singing a duet? Here ya go...

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Dave Cobb 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🐻 @davecobb.com · 25/08/2026

One of my favorite unofficial Dolly Parton releases was this absolute gem of a mashup by DJ Earworm, “Stairway to Bootleg Heaven" (🧵1 of 8) www.youtube.com/watch?v=4qTJ...

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A Dj Earworm Mashup - Stairway To Bootleg Heaven

YouTube video by Jam Hyena

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King of Pants @kingofpants.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Been a huge Dolly fan my whole life. First thing I thought of when I heard the news today was this song from Honky Tonk Angels. Hard not to get misty when it gets to the end 😔🦋 youtu.be/jteolYVPPIk?...

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I Dreamed Of A Hillbilly Heaven

YouTube video by Dolly Parton - Topic

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King of Pants @kingofpants.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Make a band bigger They Definitely Are Giants @tmbg.bsky.social

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positive stress @posistress.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

[Fred Schneider yelling] WAKE ME UP! [Kate Pierson and Cindy Wilson harmonizing] wake me up inside

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King of Pants @kingofpants.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Tonight at @ponyseattle.bsky.social join me for BEEFCAKE, gay bar music from the physique pictorial era of 1955-1985

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TomTom @tomtomchi.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Gay guy music video night but it’s episodes of Tales from the Crypt

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King of Pants @kingofpants.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

Tonight I get to spin again with Nick Bertossi, we always have a blast DJ'ing together. Bad Boy at the Seattle Eagle, come say hey

Two bearded DJs in a selfie together at a packed dance party

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King of Pants @kingofpants.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Big party weekend! I'm spinning at the Eagle solo tonight 7/31; Sat 8/1 I'm playing the Eagle again with my DJ buddy Nick Bertossi for BAD BOY. Sunday it's the Tiny Tea Dance at Pony. @seeagle.bsky.social @ponyseattle.bsky.social

Jock Play jockstrap party at the Seattle Eagle 7/31/26

Bad Boy at the Seattle Eagle with DJs Nick Bertossi and King Of Pants 8/1/26

Pony Seattle Tiny Tea Dance every Sunday at Pony Seattle 4-9

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King of Pants @kingofpants.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

They wrote this on my cup. It's Friday.

A coffee cup with a written message that says "happy tuesday" given to me on a Friday.

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King of Pants @kingofpants.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

I slept for 12 hours and now I can't figure out what anyone's talking about on the internet

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King of Pants @kingofpants.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

I'm guesting at @ponyseattle.bsky.social's DIFFERENT DRUMMER this Fri 7/24. Excited to play some dark sleazy disco for you, come say hey

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King of Pants @kingofpants.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

I always forget to mention it, but I'm going live on Twitch for Murder Monday with "True Fear: Forsaken Souls pt 2" RIGHT NOW! Twitch.tv/kingofpants

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KingOfPants - Twitch

MURDER MONDAY! Trapped in a haunted asylum with the ghost of a serial killing nurse and my annoying little sister (also a ghost). 6pm PT

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King of Pants @kingofpants.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

Reflecting on it today, the Drag Race All Stars finale couldn't have worked out better. There is peace in the galaxy. 💅🌌

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King of Pants @kingofpants.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

Thinking about a career change...

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King of Pants @kingofpants.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

So I've been really obsessed with minidiscs lately. I can't get enough. #minidisc #hyperfixations

Two Sony minidisc players and 5 various minidiscs

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King of Pants @kingofpants.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

My zodiac pantone color palette is butt ugly. Is that an omen?

Zodiac birth chart interpreted as a pantone color palette

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King of Pants @kingofpants.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Mitch and Lindsey sharing the same elevator down, awkward

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🤖Definitely a Robot🤖 @brokenrobot.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

If it comes in 3’s get ready to party

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King of Pants @kingofpants.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

It's so obvious they're testing out the diarrhea bug for November when people have to vote in person (because they plan to incapacitate mail-in ballots). 💩

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King of Pants @kingofpants.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

Uh oh, I think I Billy Mays'd myself with the beard dye a little

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