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🤖Definitely a Robot🤖

@brokenrobot.bsky.social
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🤖Definitely a Robot🤖 @brokenrobot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Feels like a Bananarama morning. Their first album on streaming has the songs in a wonky order - I owned the vinyl record and these songs are mixed up a bit.
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🤖Definitely a Robot🤖 @brokenrobot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This Big Brother season #BB28 hasn’t been the best, but here’s my hot take. If you can make it to the finals and get those 4 votes, you deserve the win. It doesn’t matter how you got there, it’s a win.
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🤖Definitely a Robot🤖 @brokenrobot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Last week we got a new cat & today we get a new penguin? Nature is healing.
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🤖Definitely a Robot🤖 @brokenrobot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Its not something I would even notice but then I’m not a stuffy corporate douche. I’m not applying for any job that doesn’t let me drink coffee.
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🤖Definitely a Robot🤖 @brokenrobot.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Paul Hollywood is back, and I hope he knows how much I missed him.
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🤖Definitely a Robot🤖 @brokenrobot.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I think Drew is going to win #BB28. I’m not a huge fan but I’m also not mad. I’m just bored with this season & ready to move on.
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🤖Definitely a Robot🤖 @brokenrobot.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
RIP Summer of 2026
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🤖Definitely a Robot🤖 @brokenrobot.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I dreamed I was at a Blondie concert 💖
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🤖Definitely a Robot🤖 @brokenrobot.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Perfection never goes out of style.
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🤖Definitely a Robot🤖 @brokenrobot.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Impressed that I’m still chugging along, I guess.
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🤖Definitely a Robot🤖 @brokenrobot.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Finally, some good news. MORE CATS!
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🤖Definitely a Robot🤖 @brokenrobot.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The joys of living near the state border - we get to see political ads for Oregon AND Washington!
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🤖Definitely a Robot🤖 @brokenrobot.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
People praising Macklemore was not on my 2026 Bingo card.
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🤖Definitely a Robot🤖 @brokenrobot.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Imagine the irony of calling for boycotts on Starbucks, Target, and anything else even slightly problematic while using Elon Musk’s Twitter to do so. Pick your battles, I guess!
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🤖Definitely a Robot🤖 @brokenrobot.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Come on, Grim Reaper. I am offering up dozens of rotten politicians and celebrities for you to choose from, but you are just taking out the good ones. 😭 Please check with me if you need any suggestions.
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🤖Definitely a Robot🤖 @brokenrobot.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Narboo!!
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🤖Definitely a Robot🤖 @brokenrobot.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
AI is artificial intelligence aka not the real thing. It’s making the world stupider by the day. Most of us don’t want to live in your fake ass bullshit world (also I care about the environment).
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🤖Definitely a Robot🤖 @brokenrobot.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
People are on their worst behavior today and it’s rubbing off on me. I’m super cranky 🤬
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🤖Definitely a Robot🤖 @brokenrobot.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Darcelle’s drag queen piano
A colorful piano with eyes and hair, in a public plaza.
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🤖Definitely a Robot🤖 @brokenrobot.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Summer is over. It’s Disco Crow season now.
A large crow statue with silver tiles all over it.
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🤖Definitely a Robot🤖 @brokenrobot.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Fried rice is always better as leftovers.
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🤖Definitely a Robot🤖 @brokenrobot.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Jay Mohr? Give me Jay LESS. #BB28 Wrestling and Christ 🙄🙄🙄
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🤖Definitely a Robot🤖 @brokenrobot.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
My fave got evicted ☹️ #BB28
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🤖Definitely a Robot🤖 @brokenrobot.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Post a picture of you from another era 📸
Me sitting on a bed in a striped sweater, early 90s.
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🤖Definitely a Robot🤖 @brokenrobot.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Devens supports Chik-Fil-A so I’ll be laughing when they all vote him out. #BB28
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🤖Definitely a Robot🤖 @brokenrobot.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
RAIN!!! 🌧️
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🤖Definitely a Robot🤖 @brokenrobot.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
This is what working with the general public is like. And trust me, we remember the bad ones.
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🤖Definitely a Robot🤖 @brokenrobot.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
September is here! In my mind, summer is over. 🤣 Bring on fall & winter!
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🤖Definitely a Robot🤖 @brokenrobot.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Shambo mention by Angela! #BB28
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🤖Definitely a Robot🤖 @brokenrobot.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I really can’t handle any more loss right now. Chris was such a good friend back in the early 2000s when we both lived in Seattle. One of the funniest people I’ve ever had the good fortune to know 💔💔💔
A picture from 2012 of Chris & me in front of a row of robots.
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🤖Definitely a Robot🤖 @brokenrobot.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
CBS is running a Dolly Parton tribute at 8 tonight for those who need a good cry, and I’m guessing that is probably most of us. 💕
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🤖Definitely a Robot🤖 @brokenrobot.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I hate being told to touch grass. There’s bugs out there.
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🤖Definitely a Robot🤖 @brokenrobot.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Portland’s new WNBA team has revealed their fabulous new mascot, named Rose. She’s a pink dragon, and she’s making a lot of straight bigots very angry for some reason. 🩷
Rose, the pink dragon who is the mascot for Portland Oregon’s WNBA team.
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🤖Definitely a Robot🤖 @brokenrobot.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
It’s 2026 and you still can’t flip the middle finger on tv? #BB28
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Daryl Hannah @dhlovelife.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Dolly broke me in early to her raucous self deprecating sense of humor when we began steel magnolias rehearsals  i asked her - how long does it take to do a hair do like yours? Dolly - no idea, i’m never there when they do it! i started taking Dolly-isms notes on the back of my script after that
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Jack Feerick @jackfeerick.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
What Dolly taught us is that it is in fact possible to be wealthy beyond your wildest dreams of avarice but still be a fundamentally good person with a strong moral compass, and the only reason more rich people aren't like that is because they don't want to be.
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🤖Definitely a Robot🤖 @brokenrobot.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
💔💔💔
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🤖Definitely a Robot🤖 @brokenrobot.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Tonight’s low budget horror movie on Tubi is called Water Park Shark. Just need something silly to pass the time.
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🤖Definitely a Robot🤖 @brokenrobot.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Relatable. I’m getting really tired of these dummies who signed up to play a cutthroat game and then just sit there. #BB28
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🤖Definitely a Robot🤖 @brokenrobot.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Husband spending an extra day or two in the hospital ☹️☹️☹️ but doing as well as expected after such an ordeal.
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🤖Definitely a Robot🤖 @brokenrobot.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Accurate 🫤
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🤖Definitely a Robot🤖 @brokenrobot.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
The young cat has been in zoomy mode for almost 2 hours now. When is kitty naptime??
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🤖Definitely a Robot🤖 @brokenrobot.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Husband has spent the whole day in the hospital. The offending appendix is being removed as we speak, and hopefully we will be back to normal life tomorrow.
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🤖Definitely a Robot🤖 @brokenrobot.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I have no events on my calendar for the next 2 months. Almost went to a local drag show tonight but I just didn’t have the energy for a bus ride to a club I’ve never been to.
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🤖Definitely a Robot🤖 @brokenrobot.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
A classic! One I watched at way too young an age. 🐺
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🤖Definitely a Robot🤖 @brokenrobot.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I just bought two really nice fall coats that I’m excited to start wearing, if the weather would just calm the heck down by about 30 degrees.
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🤖Definitely a Robot🤖 @brokenrobot.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Don’t mess with Gen X women 💖
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🤖Definitely a Robot🤖 @brokenrobot.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Gen Z would have never survived the 80s.
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🤖Definitely a Robot🤖 @brokenrobot.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Still a favorite
The Savage CD by Eurythmics
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🤖Definitely a Robot🤖 @brokenrobot.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
These 3 crack me up #BB28
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