iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Uncle Basement's Attic of Horrors (featuring me as Uncle Basement) opens in exactly one week!! Some shows sold out but there's still a chance to get your carcass in a seat! 💀🧟‍♂️🫀⚰️ Info at shoesandpants.com

Undead green fellow holding up a Ouija board to ask Lindsey Graham if his ladybugs have made friends with the worms yet.

070

King of Pants @kingofpants.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟩🟩🟨🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟨 This was a toughie

000

King of Pants @kingofpants.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

🟩🟨🟦🟪 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟪🟪🟪🟪 I didn't follow my rule, if one looks real obvious it's not the real grouping

001

King of Pants @kingofpants.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟪 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟪🟪🟪🟪 I didn't know what one of the greens is

000

King of Pants @kingofpants.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I do! Time to solve a murder! 🔎🗡️

000

King of Pants @kingofpants.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I really fucked up my back by hunching over making a giant paper maché vampire head all day

static.klipy.com

Undead Nosferatu Ascends Stairs

ALT: Undead Nosferatu Ascends Stairs

280

King of Pants @kingofpants.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟦🟦🟦🟦 The magic was working today!

000

King of Pants @kingofpants.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

🟪🟦🟩🟨 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟪🟪🟪🟪

000

King of Pants @kingofpants.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟦🟦🟦🟪 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟪🟪🟪🟪 Ooh almost perfect

000

Reposted by King of Pants

videogame history @vghistory.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

ms. pac-man, manual, excerpt, atari 2600 (1985) archive.org/details/ms.-...

text:
1. the beauty queen of video games
(below, an illustration of ms. pac-man, red cheeks, lipstick, red bow tie in her hair, long boots, smiling, arms raised, spotlight shining on her.)

221060

King of Pants @kingofpants.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟦🟪🟪🟪 🟦🟪🟪🟪 🟪🟪🟪🟦 🟦🟪🟪🟪 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟦🟦🟦🟦 These were very relatable topics

000

Reposted by King of Pants

King of Pants @kingofpants.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Come see me as Uncle Basement in Uncle Basement's Attic of Horrors! The undead nightmare returns Oct 8-10 at Theatre Off Jackson, tix on sale now! www.shoesandpants.com/ 💀🧟‍♂️🧛🏽‍♂️⚰️🪦

0104

King of Pants @kingofpants.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟪🟪🟪🟪 Boom!

000

King of Pants @kingofpants.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I was drunk looking at it too 🍸

000

King of Pants @kingofpants.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

0104

King of Pants @kingofpants.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟪🟪🟪🟪 That's the confidence boost I needed today!

010

King of Pants @kingofpants.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

"I wonder who knows I'm vacationing here at the Oasis..." youtu.be/VXpQxnkf2l0?...

youtu.be

Taster's Choice Commercial 1992

YouTube video by RetroCapeBreton

020

King of Pants @kingofpants.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟦🟦🟦🟦 I was made for this one

010

King of Pants @kingofpants.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Claw clues are pointing to that dog chair having been a cat chair

010

King of Pants @kingofpants.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

I did, but it's also smart to have a spare pair with you at all times 🟥🟦

030

King of Pants @kingofpants.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

🟩🟩🟨🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟦🟨🟪🟪 🟪🟦🟪🟨 🟪🟪🟦🟨 🟪🟦🟦🟨 🟦🟦🟨🟪 🟪🟦🟨🟨 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟦🟦🟦🟨 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟨🟨🟨🟨 My wrong answers are right in other ways, I swear

000

King of Pants @kingofpants.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Because he has to put up with her shit?

010

King of Pants @kingofpants.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Though I will say, I really agreed with the winner, had them clocked as the winner from the early episodes

110

Reposted by King of Pants

King of Pants @kingofpants.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

This Saturday Sept 12 Bearracuda Seattle is back at Massive! I'll be spinning with DJ Matt Consola for a sweaty dancefloor, see you there 🐻🍔🎧 @bearracuda.bsky.social @massiveclub.bsky.social

051

King of Pants @kingofpants.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟨🟨🟨🟨 in the zone

010

King of Pants @kingofpants.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Haircut made me feel like a human again, but the dog at the barber who wanted me to pet it made me feel like a beast master

3120

King of Pants @kingofpants.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Been so obsessed with Tally Brown lately

110

King of Pants @kingofpants.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

This Saturday Sept 12 Bearracuda Seattle is back at Massive! I'll be spinning with DJ Matt Consola for a sweaty dancefloor, see you there 🐻🍔🎧 @bearracuda.bsky.social @massiveclub.bsky.social

051

King of Pants @kingofpants.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟨🟪🟩🟩 🟪🟨🟪🟨 🟨🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟪🟨🟨🟨 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟪🟪🟪🟪 long pause between the first one and everything else

010