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Pumpkin Escobar

@kingmonkeysunkle.bsky.social

6.8K followers 666 following 6.4K posts

I'm no clown I won't back down I don't need you to tell me what's going down bsky.app/profile/kingmonkeysunkle.b…

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Pumpkin Escobar @kingmonkeysunkle.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Hang on this feels like a lot of pressure

Pumpkin Escobar @kingmonkeysunkle.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

If any of you guys need this I've finished with it.

Pumpkin Escobar @kingmonkeysunkle.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Throwback to when the beach I live on became apocalypse now

Pumpkin Escobar @kingmonkeysunkle.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Pumpkin Escobar @kingmonkeysunkle.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Drop of the good stuff tonight. For medicinal purposes, natch.

Pumpkin Escobar @kingmonkeysunkle.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

exhibit a.

Pumpkin Escobar @kingmonkeysunkle.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Broadening my appeal by showing my dog in a hat.

Pumpkin Escobar @kingmonkeysunkle.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Cup of tea, anyone?

Pumpkin Escobar @kingmonkeysunkle.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

'Life Lessons From Chris Martin' Oh do fuck off

Pumpkin Escobar @kingmonkeysunkle.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Oh do fuck off

Pumpkin Escobar @kingmonkeysunkle.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

Pumpkin Escobar @kingmonkeysunkle.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

As my first act as an influencer, I'd like to present; Pesto pasta with a garnish of beef flavour hula hoops #influencerlife

Pumpkin Escobar @kingmonkeysunkle.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

Sunday Tunes

Pumpkin Escobar @kingmonkeysunkle.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Pumpkin Escobar @kingmonkeysunkle.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

Can we just talk about how anatomically accurate or inaccurate this ancient Roman phallus ring is.

Pumpkin Escobar @kingmonkeysunkle.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

If this abandoned refrigerator doesn't contain a severed head and half a million pounds in diamonds and jewellery, then pop-culture is bullshit and I don't care for this world anymore.

Pumpkin Escobar @kingmonkeysunkle.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

Pumpkin Escobar @kingmonkeysunkle.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

Pumpkin Escobar @kingmonkeysunkle.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

Come on America. Your leader is utterly deranged. It's as clear as the nose on your face. You know what do do.

Pumpkin Escobar @kingmonkeysunkle.bsky.social · 30/03/2026

Pumpkin Escobar @kingmonkeysunkle.bsky.social · 29/03/2026

Pumpkin Escobar @kingmonkeysunkle.bsky.social · 28/03/2026

Pumpkin Escobar @kingmonkeysunkle.bsky.social · 27/03/2026

Pumpkin Escobar @kingmonkeysunkle.bsky.social · 18/05/2025

I love summer.

Pumpkin Escobar @kingmonkeysunkle.bsky.social · 15/05/2025

Yea, so shuddup

Pumpkin Escobar @kingmonkeysunkle.bsky.social · 15/05/2025

Keep going everyone. The goal is in sight.

Pumpkin Escobar @kingmonkeysunkle.bsky.social · 14/05/2025

Advice from the women's cubicles.

Pumpkin Escobar @kingmonkeysunkle.bsky.social · 13/05/2025

Pumpkin Escobar @kingmonkeysunkle.bsky.social · 12/05/2025

Pumpkin Escobar @kingmonkeysunkle.bsky.social · 12/05/2025

Happy Monday, everyone. Don't forget to hit those targets today.

Pumpkin Escobar @kingmonkeysunkle.bsky.social · 11/05/2025

Where are all the no pfp accounts springing up from. Seems like a thing and I don't like it.

Pumpkin Escobar @kingmonkeysunkle.bsky.social · 11/05/2025

What are your plans for Sunday? Me:

Pumpkin Escobar @kingmonkeysunkle.bsky.social · 11/05/2025

Don't knock it 'til you've tried it.

Pumpkin Escobar @kingmonkeysunkle.bsky.social · 10/05/2025

Sage advice to anyone following this account

Pumpkin Escobar @kingmonkeysunkle.bsky.social · 10/05/2025

Pumpkin Escobar @kingmonkeysunkle.bsky.social · 09/05/2025

It's Friday. Don't forget to...

Pumpkin Escobar @kingmonkeysunkle.bsky.social · 07/05/2025

Spiked, for her pleasure.

Pumpkin Escobar @kingmonkeysunkle.bsky.social · 05/05/2025

Remember, one person's poetry is another person's vomit inducing whimsy. Perspective is important.

Pumpkin Escobar @kingmonkeysunkle.bsky.social · 04/05/2025

While my account is not known for insightful political takes, I felt compelled to comment that this guy is abso fucking lutely deranged. America, you're in danger.

Pumpkin Escobar @kingmonkeysunkle.bsky.social · 04/05/2025

Pumpkin Escobar @kingmonkeysunkle.bsky.social · 04/05/2025

For all those that celebrate.

Pumpkin Escobar @kingmonkeysunkle.bsky.social · 03/05/2025

Pumpkin Escobar @kingmonkeysunkle.bsky.social · 03/05/2025

Pumpkin Escobar @kingmonkeysunkle.bsky.social · 02/05/2025

If you're a bloke over 40 you should already know this but just in case 👇

Pumpkin Escobar @kingmonkeysunkle.bsky.social · 02/05/2025

Okay there are a few people in the frame for this

Pumpkin Escobar @kingmonkeysunkle.bsky.social · 02/05/2025

Hands off our grub, ladies.

Pumpkin Escobar @kingmonkeysunkle.bsky.social · 01/05/2025

When she sends her first nude and it's on spray tan day

Pumpkin Escobar @kingmonkeysunkle.bsky.social · 01/05/2025

New Shoes For Work.

Pumpkin Escobar @kingmonkeysunkle.bsky.social · 29/04/2025

Pumpkin Escobar @kingmonkeysunkle.bsky.social · 29/04/2025