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King Mob

@kingmob.bsky.social
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Software guy. Trying to build tools for more efficient computing to help out the planet. Raised Jewish, pro-Palestine, now Buddhist. Really wish I knew how to get from now to a Star Trek/Culture-style future.

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King Mob @kingmob.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Fr..friends?
Weird little guy. A red three legged lamp
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King Mob @kingmob.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
This year's award for Most Amusingly Ambiguous Headline goes to Ars Technica for arstechnica.com/health/2026/...
Ars Technica headline, reading "150 research primates got diarrhea, flooding lab with priceless vaccine data"
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King Mob @kingmob.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Post a perfect album from the 2000s:
Album cover of Sufjan Stevens’s Illinois
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King Mob @kingmob.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
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King Mob @kingmob.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Hello Kitty, who’s is not a cat, with her cat, Charmmy Kitty
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King Mob @kingmob.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Book cover of After the Ecstasy, the Laundry, by Jack Kornfeld
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King Mob @kingmob.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Text conversation meme:

i ain’t reading all that
i’m happy for u tho
or sorry that happened
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King Mob @kingmob.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I just took a closer look at the data in the link you shared, and it might fit my plateau theory. The blue line is the bounce rate, and it’s pretty flat up to 0.5s. Can’t really tell for sure, but unlike the LCP histogram, the bounce rate looks continuous, which suggests it’s not an edge artifact
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King Mob @kingmob.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Kilgrave glares uncomfortably close at Jessica Jones from the eponymous TV show.
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King Mob @kingmob.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Surround the White House and not leave until he’s removed, maybe? If you stand by your own words, just admit moral-but-illegal action is the way forward.
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King Mob @kingmob.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
How much did the GOP gum up the works when they were out of power, and why haven’t Dems done the same for the last several decades?
Tweet saying “The last decade has been the Democrats clinging onto the rulebook going "but a dog can't play basketball!" while a dog fucking dunks on us over and over”
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King Mob @kingmob.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Oh man, I LOVE playing with My Dinner With Andre action figures!
Dolls posed as the main characters of the movie My Dinner with Andre, from the movie Waiting For Guffman.

Note: when Corky plays with the dolls, he gives them incredibly vapid dialog, which is the complete opposite of the actual movie.
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King Mob @kingmob.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
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King Mob @kingmob.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Sam Elliot from The Big Lebowski saying "I like your style, dude"
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King Mob @kingmob.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Star Trek Deep Space 9 title card saying “Ezra is the more convincing Dax”
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King Mob @kingmob.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
A Vote for Bart is a Vote for Anarchy!
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King Mob @kingmob.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Context
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King Mob @kingmob.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Now you’re just straight out lying. Your profile says you’re 46, which means you were too young to vote in 1992. (Either that, or you’re so bad with numbers you should refrain from using them in public.)
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King Mob @kingmob.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Pillow world has gotta be better
Cartoon image of a world made out of pillows, from Adventure Time.
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King Mob @kingmob.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
In case you missed it.
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King Mob @kingmob.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Title image in the style of Twin Peaks, saying "Damn Fine Coffee Here"
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King Mob @kingmob.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
😡
A useless ghostty error message
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King Mob @kingmob.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Welp, time to repost #4 again.
A comic book cover for Excalibur #4, of a janitor sweeping while telling the viewer that if they want anything exciting, they'll have to look inside.
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King Mob @kingmob.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
You will be visited by 3 spirits.
Jonah, Crow, and Tom Servo on MST3K
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King Mob @kingmob.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
QRP something with horns
Still of three men with bizarre horn-like wind instruments from the music video for Frontier Psychiatrist by The Avalanches.
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King Mob @kingmob.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
Reminds me of Phil the Disco Skinhead from @evandorkin.bsky.social
A 4 panel black and white comic of a racist skinhead conflicted over his love for disco
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King Mob @kingmob.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
Is RFK teaming up with Leonard Betts? upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en...
X-Files monster of the week, a man made of cancer, who eats tumors.
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King Mob @kingmob.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
If you see this, post a #Marvel cover you love.
A janitor on the cover of Excalibur #4, informing the reader that all the cool superhero art is only to be found inside the comic this issue.
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King Mob @kingmob.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
A vote for Bart is a vote for anarchy!
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King Mob @kingmob.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
A screenshot from Untitled Goose Game, showing an unrepentant goose ignoring a gardener’s “No goose” sign.
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King Mob @kingmob.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
If you see this I IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you’re using without explanation.
A package saying "Dried Cranberries: Blueberry Flavor". I have no idea what it truly contained.
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King Mob @kingmob.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
90's Superman with a mullet, wearing an all-black costume adorned with pouches, blazing away with guns double-fisted. This was considered "edgy" at the time.
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King Mob @kingmob.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
Not only is she not a cat, she HAS a pet cat, which is extra weird.
Hello Kitty, who is not a cat, but a cat-like being five apples high, waving hello next to her pet cat.
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King Mob @kingmob.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
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King Mob @kingmob.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
A meme version of a conversation of Tobias and Lindsey Bluth from the show Arrested Development.

Dialog:
Tobias: “We could try fascism.”
Lindsey: “Well, did it work for those people?”
T: “No, it never does. I mean, these people somehow delude themselves into thinking it might, but...
T: "...but it might work for us."
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King Mob @kingmob.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
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Honk! The goose from Untitled Goose Game stands in a scale model of the town, waiting to unleash mayhem.
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