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Remy LeBreaux

@kinglenoir.bsky.social
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TX 30+ ♌️ 7/23 Father to 1, Daddy to a few Friendly neighborhood people watcher. I’m here for the lols. I thirst follow bc I like art. I think I’m funny so no one else’s opinion really matters

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Remy LeBreaux @kinglenoir.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
I did
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Remy LeBreaux @kinglenoir.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Just legit accidentally closed my hair in the car door… wtf is my life today?
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Remy LeBreaux @kinglenoir.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
I’m never not in awe of how beautiful black women are… like .. God really did his big one
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Remy LeBreaux @kinglenoir.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
I mean… if you feel like it
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Remy LeBreaux @kinglenoir.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Beep me 911 or call me on my cellphone, I’ll call you back just to seeeee what you gon tell me
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Clitasaurus Rex 🦖 @naiijah.blacksky.app · 18/11/2024
You got one time to piss me off before I hit that block button
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Ms. 𝕷𝖊𝖊𝖑𝖊𝖊 ✧ @sarabellumxo.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
me tryna connect my charger without getting out of the bed:
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Remy LeBreaux @kinglenoir.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
The world seems a little overwhelming today. What’s going on up there, brain? 🧠 what we on?
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Remy LeBreaux @kinglenoir.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Man, they just keep coming. But it’s cool tho. I’m fuckin w it
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Remy LeBreaux @kinglenoir.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Listennnn… little shit like this is some of the most rewarding amazing things I get to do as a dad. I’m fucking ecstatic. And now I gotta take my ass to work and be regular again.
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Remy LeBreaux @kinglenoir.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
So by the time I finished, they all stood up and clapped and I told them to make sure whatever other dad comes in here, tell them that I did a better job so they’ll try harder. The teacher bust out laughing. My son gave me a hug and I dipped
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Remy LeBreaux @kinglenoir.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
The teacher lookin and me and I’m fielding questions like a responsible adult n shit. It was hilarious
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Remy LeBreaux @kinglenoir.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
So the kids are into it bc it’s about a little boy who wants a new room bc he don’t wanna share a room w his little brother. The kids keep stopping me to tell me about their siblings. One set of twins was talking bout the other twin and one kid said he ain’t have no daddy.
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Remy LeBreaux @kinglenoir.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
And the teacher is like, “do you wanna read another one?” And I’m like, “cool, as long as I’m not intruding” so she hands me this book called ‘I wanna new room’. Bet.
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Remy LeBreaux @kinglenoir.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
So she hands me Fox in Socks by Dr Seuss. Now I know she seen these adult braces, but whatever. So, I’m reading thru and adding commentary and the kids are loving it! It’s great. My son in the back never stops smiling. I finished, do a little Q and A to make sure they were paying attention
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Remy LeBreaux @kinglenoir.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
So they’re all in 4th grade and I go in and he’s beaming w pride and his teacher is all “thanks for coming” n I’m like nah thanks for having me. Little does she know, I was the kid who ALWAYS volunteered to read out loud. Fuck she thought!!
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Remy LeBreaux @kinglenoir.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
So, I signed up to read to the kids at my son’s school bc I just enjoy being involved and I like the fact that my son thinks I’m cool.
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Remy LeBreaux @kinglenoir.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Since I still got a gang of followers for the moment, lemme tell yall how my day is already awesome af
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Remy LeBreaux @kinglenoir.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Def like 6’2.5
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Remy LeBreaux @kinglenoir.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Like let’s go already
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Remy LeBreaux @kinglenoir.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾
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Clitasaurus Rex 🦖 @naiijah.blacksky.app · 17/11/2024
Ppl who say this used to have silver caps in they mouth as kids
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big mama 🔪 @trillvalentine.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
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JamerlynR @jamerlynr.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Face card eats down 😍 #BlackSky #AddToBlackSky
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Remy LeBreaux @kinglenoir.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
1987
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Remy LeBreaux @kinglenoir.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Let it be known I died doing what I loved… making inappropriate jokes at the worst possible moment
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Remy LeBreaux @kinglenoir.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Oh he can fuck right off
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Kyla Jenée Lacey @kylajlacey.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
You shouldn’t be mean to people you ask to put your genitals in their mouth. I don’t know why this is a hard concept, but getting people to understand this is like pulling teeth.
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Remy LeBreaux @kinglenoir.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Dominatrix
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riley @rileywho.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
when you forget to cancel your free trial
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Remy LeBreaux @kinglenoir.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Ik the feeling. N I’m proud of you
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Remy LeBreaux @kinglenoir.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
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K. Janay ✨ @nekienek.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
I didn’t forget to take the meat out the freezer this morning. Look at me growing up. 😂
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Remy LeBreaux @kinglenoir.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
N you wore tf out that mf 👏🏽 👏🏽
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Remy LeBreaux @kinglenoir.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
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Chanti✨🌈 @locdchantii.blacksky.app · 17/11/2024
Tacos 🌮 #blacksky
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Mariana Z @mariana057.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
When I say I slept like a baby it's because slept for only two hours, woke up then cried.
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Remy LeBreaux @kinglenoir.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Something called Smoking Gun
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Remy LeBreaux @kinglenoir.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
2 something and tryna do something
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Remy LeBreaux @kinglenoir.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
They are!
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Cojo 🐞 @cojocooks.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
‘U Send Me Swingin’ is one of my favorite love songs. 🥰
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Remy LeBreaux @kinglenoir.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Uno
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Remy LeBreaux @kinglenoir.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Eww no
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Remy LeBreaux @kinglenoir.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
She the homie. But ain’t nothing happening there ever again
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Remy LeBreaux @kinglenoir.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
I have a son so I almost exclusively date women w kids
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Remy LeBreaux @kinglenoir.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
All or the above
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Remy LeBreaux @kinglenoir.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
I believe THEY believe that and that’s all that matters ig
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Remy LeBreaux @kinglenoir.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Tbh, I’d rather not know
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Remy LeBreaux @kinglenoir.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Greens 🥬
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