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King Fontes @kingfontes.bsky.social · 25/04/2026

A pair of Wolverine bookends for the Lions defense. I like it.

King Fontes @kingfontes.bsky.social · 24/04/2026

My conspiracy theory is that trumps enablers and bibi are doing fake badly acted negotiations he can hear with the South Park durka durka jihad thing and trump think it’s real.

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King Fontes @kingfontes.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

Claiming to be a Catholic and engaging in debate me bro with the pope is wildly missing the plot of your own religion.

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King Fontes @kingfontes.bsky.social · 12/04/2026

Bitch look like a swamp dragon. We need to confiscate their wealth.

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King Fontes @kingfontes.bsky.social · 12/04/2026

Why are golf spectators still shouting give me back my son, it’s not funny. Bury it with mashed potatoes.

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King Fontes @kingfontes.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

We have to assume at this point Schumer is gooning out and edging to the idea of genocide of the Iranian people.

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Nick @therealnick.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

2026 National Champions. Your Michigan Wolverines #GoBlue

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King Fontes @kingfontes.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

The announcers rubbing it in to Sparty feels cruel but I’ll accept it.

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King Fontes @kingfontes.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

They can’t get a foul or convert when there’s a chance to add space to the lead

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King Fontes @kingfontes.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

Ugly game we can’t shoot this bad forever can we?

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King Fontes @kingfontes.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

Nasty work. Demoralizing block.

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King Fontes @kingfontes.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

If this traffic doesn’t break soon I’m going to light myself on fire, it’s almost game time. #goblue

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King Fontes @kingfontes.bsky.social · 05/04/2026

The death of Gawker was the death of American journalism. The industry never recovered from Thiel’s rotten crusade and every legacy outlet has buckled and crumbled into boot licking pissants.

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King Fontes @kingfontes.bsky.social · 05/04/2026

Refs trying to make a game of this it won’t work tho

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King Fontes @kingfontes.bsky.social · 05/04/2026

What if a reverse Easter where on the third day he chokes on a mc fish filet?

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King Fontes @kingfontes.bsky.social · 05/04/2026

I’d pull Yax let the team play smother defense and rest him.

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King Fontes @kingfontes.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

The yzerplan fell apart again huh?

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King Fontes @kingfontes.bsky.social · 03/04/2026

They can just impeach him for fucks sake you’d still have a psycho in charge. We’re all gonna die if this rat fuck serves out his term.

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King Fontes @kingfontes.bsky.social · 03/04/2026

They just want to spend even more money on consultants to design a voucher program that doesn’t work.

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King Fontes @kingfontes.bsky.social · 03/04/2026

We Stan. Even people who loathed him are starting to say your guy is actually doing shit.

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King Fontes @kingfontes.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

Mommy's alright, Daddy's alright They just seem a little weird Surrender, surrender But don't give yourself away, hey, hey I hope we do though this war is immoral and idiotic

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King Fontes @kingfontes.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

Some k-pop band should cover the go-go’s.

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King Fontes @kingfontes.bsky.social · 31/03/2026

I am absolutely sure that Kristy Noem, who was publicly cuckolding her husband, had zero idea he was into cross-dressing. Definitely checks out; it would be so out of character for one of these Nazi weirdos to live a double life.

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King Fontes @kingfontes.bsky.social · 31/03/2026

You could drown off the flop sweat

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King Fontes @kingfontes.bsky.social · 29/03/2026

Bloodbath on rocky top. Embarrassing for the sec.

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TreatOrTrix Point Never 🎃 @toriimacdaddy.bsky.social · 26/01/2025

John Fetterman’s a disgrace to the oaf community. He does not represent America’s lumbering buffoons, ham-fisted galoots, or men whose heavy footsteps are soundtracked by a tuba.

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King Fontes @kingfontes.bsky.social · 28/03/2026

Can they impeach him for destroying our military assets. They don’t care about anything else but maybe this?

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King Fontes @kingfontes.bsky.social · 27/03/2026

The damp, soiled birthday boy may usher in a golden age of renewable energy by accident of his poor impulse control and bloodlust. People at jfk are hootin’ and hollerin’ fuck trump while his army of rotund d students play Last War and lean against the wall. Everything is terrific.

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King Fontes @kingfontes.bsky.social · 26/03/2026

The first six months of the next administration will be spent, ripping that man’s minions signatures and names, root and branch, from every piece of paper and institution in this country. Every edifice raised to him must be destroyed.

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King Fontes @kingfontes.bsky.social · 26/03/2026

McGonigle has to feel pretty good about his debut.

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King Fontes @kingfontes.bsky.social · 26/03/2026

If the United States is really relocating troops in the Middle East two hotels in office centers as is being reported, are we not using human shields? That was always the allegation when it went the other way.

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King Fontes @kingfontes.bsky.social · 25/03/2026

What’s your best available offensive lineman. A four year backup with significant injury history. Really you don’t have like a top-tier player? You can get a whole bunch of four year backups.

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King Fontes @kingfontes.bsky.social · 24/03/2026

Again, why not impeach our real world road rules secretary who is failing at job and killing Americans?

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King Fontes @kingfontes.bsky.social · 23/03/2026

You made a choice with this. Your own editor called him, Baghdad Bob, but this is one way of putting it.

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King Fontes @kingfontes.bsky.social · 23/03/2026

Impeach Duffy ? Has anyone suggested that a real world road rules challenge guy running transportation might be part of the reason for crashing airplanes and airport chaos. I don’t know, I’m not a scientist, but let’s put our top men on that question.

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King Fontes @kingfontes.bsky.social · 23/03/2026

I dare someone to ask Trump to name three Elvis songs. Zero chance he can get past two. Treat him like any woman wearing a band T-shirt and just start peppering him. Do it do it now press you cowards.

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King Fontes @kingfontes.bsky.social · 22/03/2026

Is the hand even more gruesome today?

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