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King Fontes

@kingfontes.bsky.social
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Northern Savage. Lions, Wings, Tigers, Pistons, UM, BC, and Oakland Roots. God Bless Brad and Dan.

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King Fontes @kingfontes.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
A pair of Wolverine bookends for the Lions defense. I like it.
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King Fontes @kingfontes.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
My conspiracy theory is that trumps enablers and bibi are doing fake badly acted negotiations he can hear with the South Park durka durka jihad thing and trump think it’s real.
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King Fontes @kingfontes.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Release them anyway?
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King Fontes @kingfontes.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
My man looks like Steven miller drank the wrong potion.
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King Fontes @kingfontes.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Claiming to be a Catholic and engaging in debate me bro with the pope is wildly missing the plot of your own religion.
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King Fontes @kingfontes.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
If my aunt had wheels
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King Fontes @kingfontes.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
When the world zigs, Bari zags.
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King Fontes @kingfontes.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
He’s starting at the children.
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King Fontes @kingfontes.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Such a pointless requirement. We never use them, except to penalize people who have typos, I don’t bother reading them. They seem stupid to me.
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King Fontes @kingfontes.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Bitch look like a swamp dragon. We need to confiscate their wealth.
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King Fontes @kingfontes.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
He is an absolute dunce, possibly a stupidest member of the stupidest regime in world history.
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King Fontes @kingfontes.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Why are golf spectators still shouting give me back my son, it’s not funny. Bury it with mashed potatoes.
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King Fontes @kingfontes.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Another example of affirmative action to benefit dumb assholes.
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King Fontes @kingfontes.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
He wants it to happen and we know it.
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King Fontes @kingfontes.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
And what you fucking cowards ?
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King Fontes @kingfontes.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
We have to assume at this point Schumer is gooning out and edging to the idea of genocide of the Iranian people.
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King Fontes @kingfontes.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Impeach you coward
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King Fontes @kingfontes.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
It’s da art of da deal baby!
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King Fontes @kingfontes.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
If he loves him so much why doesn’t he marry him?
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🦾🪨All Grit🪨🦾 @fan313.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
🤣🤣🤣🤣 #GoBlue
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Nick @therealnick.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
2026 National Champions. Your Michigan Wolverines #GoBlue
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King Fontes @kingfontes.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
The announcers rubbing it in to Sparty feels cruel but I’ll accept it.
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King Fontes @kingfontes.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
They can’t get a foul or convert when there’s a chance to add space to the lead
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King Fontes @kingfontes.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
I wish there was a dislike button.
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King Fontes @kingfontes.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Ugly game we can’t shoot this bad forever can we?
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King Fontes @kingfontes.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Nasty work. Demoralizing block.
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King Fontes @kingfontes.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
If this traffic doesn’t break soon I’m going to light myself on fire, it’s almost game time. #goblue
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King Fontes @kingfontes.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Red crested cardinal in Oahu
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King Fontes @kingfontes.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
The present was an all timer.
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King Fontes @kingfontes.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
He has said it. Not sure if you’re being facetious.
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King Fontes @kingfontes.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
The death of Gawker was the death of American journalism. The industry never recovered from Thiel’s rotten crusade and every legacy outlet has buckled and crumbled into boot licking pissants.
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King Fontes @kingfontes.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
He is dying to use nuclear weapons an we will all be dragged along with him in the way to hell. Where are the democrats? Losers.
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King Fontes @kingfontes.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Without question. He caught a lot of flack for being honest and reflective about the duke thing and it was always bullshit by people who don’t want confront his salient points. He’s deep, smart, curious and wise, a role model.
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King Fontes @kingfontes.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Well end that bald bitch Hurley’s run
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King Fontes @kingfontes.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Refs trying to make a game of this it won’t work tho
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King Fontes @kingfontes.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
What if a reverse Easter where on the third day he chokes on a mc fish filet?
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King Fontes @kingfontes.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
This team is a fucking WAGON.
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King Fontes @kingfontes.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
I’d pull Yax let the team play smother defense and rest him.
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King Fontes @kingfontes.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
No he didn’t for fucks sake stop being dumb
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King Fontes @kingfontes.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Cold blooded
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King Fontes @kingfontes.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
DEEEETROIT BASKETBALL
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King Fontes @kingfontes.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
The yzerplan fell apart again huh?
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King Fontes @kingfontes.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
My therapist encourages me to yell at the names in my phone, and lay blame for my problems at their feet.
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King Fontes @kingfontes.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
By the power vested in me by the constitution I hereby order you all to party hardy!
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King Fontes @kingfontes.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Jame Balls
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King Fontes @kingfontes.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
They can just impeach him for fucks sake you’d still have a psycho in charge. We’re all gonna die if this rat fuck serves out his term.
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King Fontes @kingfontes.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
They just want to spend even more money on consultants to design a voucher program that doesn’t work.
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King Fontes @kingfontes.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
What is the military punishment for this? It can’t be severe enough.
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King Fontes @kingfontes.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
There is no level low enough to debase yourself for him that will please him. His cabinet of subterranean worms has not sunken low enough for the wet birthday boy and his big jiggly neck pussy.
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