King Fontes @kingfontes.bsky.social · 25/04/2026A pair of Wolverine bookends for the Lions defense. I like it. 000
King Fontes @kingfontes.bsky.social · 24/04/2026My conspiracy theory is that trumps enablers and bibi are doing fake badly acted negotiations he can hear with the South Park durka durka jihad thing and trump think it’s real. 010
King Fontes @kingfontes.bsky.social · 20/04/2026My man looks like Steven miller drank the wrong potion. 1270
King Fontes @kingfontes.bsky.social · 15/04/2026Claiming to be a Catholic and engaging in debate me bro with the pope is wildly missing the plot of your own religion. 000
King Fontes @kingfontes.bsky.social · 12/04/2026Such a pointless requirement. We never use them, except to penalize people who have typos, I don’t bother reading them. They seem stupid to me. 110
King Fontes @kingfontes.bsky.social · 12/04/2026Bitch look like a swamp dragon. We need to confiscate their wealth. 120
King Fontes @kingfontes.bsky.social · 12/04/2026He is an absolute dunce, possibly a stupidest member of the stupidest regime in world history. 000
King Fontes @kingfontes.bsky.social · 12/04/2026Why are golf spectators still shouting give me back my son, it’s not funny. Bury it with mashed potatoes. 010
King Fontes @kingfontes.bsky.social · 09/04/2026Another example of affirmative action to benefit dumb assholes. 000
King Fontes @kingfontes.bsky.social · 08/04/2026We have to assume at this point Schumer is gooning out and edging to the idea of genocide of the Iranian people. 020
King Fontes @kingfontes.bsky.social · 07/04/2026If he loves him so much why doesn’t he marry him? 100
Reposted by King FontesNick @therealnick.bsky.social · 07/04/20262026 National Champions. Your Michigan Wolverines #GoBlue 5314
King Fontes @kingfontes.bsky.social · 07/04/2026The announcers rubbing it in to Sparty feels cruel but I’ll accept it. 010
King Fontes @kingfontes.bsky.social · 07/04/2026They can’t get a foul or convert when there’s a chance to add space to the lead 010
King Fontes @kingfontes.bsky.social · 07/04/2026Ugly game we can’t shoot this bad forever can we? 000
King Fontes @kingfontes.bsky.social · 07/04/2026If this traffic doesn’t break soon I’m going to light myself on fire, it’s almost game time. #goblue 010
King Fontes @kingfontes.bsky.social · 05/04/2026He has said it. Not sure if you’re being facetious. 010
King Fontes @kingfontes.bsky.social · 05/04/2026The death of Gawker was the death of American journalism. The industry never recovered from Thiel’s rotten crusade and every legacy outlet has buckled and crumbled into boot licking pissants. 010
King Fontes @kingfontes.bsky.social · 05/04/2026He is dying to use nuclear weapons an we will all be dragged along with him in the way to hell. Where are the democrats? Losers. 000
King Fontes @kingfontes.bsky.social · 05/04/2026Without question. He caught a lot of flack for being honest and reflective about the duke thing and it was always bullshit by people who don’t want confront his salient points. He’s deep, smart, curious and wise, a role model. 111
King Fontes @kingfontes.bsky.social · 05/04/2026Refs trying to make a game of this it won’t work tho 110
King Fontes @kingfontes.bsky.social · 05/04/2026What if a reverse Easter where on the third day he chokes on a mc fish filet? 040
King Fontes @kingfontes.bsky.social · 05/04/2026I’d pull Yax let the team play smother defense and rest him. 000
King Fontes @kingfontes.bsky.social · 04/04/2026My therapist encourages me to yell at the names in my phone, and lay blame for my problems at their feet. 080
King Fontes @kingfontes.bsky.social · 04/04/2026By the power vested in me by the constitution I hereby order you all to party hardy! 000
King Fontes @kingfontes.bsky.social · 03/04/2026They can just impeach him for fucks sake you’d still have a psycho in charge. We’re all gonna die if this rat fuck serves out his term. 030
King Fontes @kingfontes.bsky.social · 03/04/2026They just want to spend even more money on consultants to design a voucher program that doesn’t work. 000
King Fontes @kingfontes.bsky.social · 03/04/2026What is the military punishment for this? It can’t be severe enough. 100
King Fontes @kingfontes.bsky.social · 03/04/2026There is no level low enough to debase yourself for him that will please him. His cabinet of subterranean worms has not sunken low enough for the wet birthday boy and his big jiggly neck pussy. 010