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kingcraiter.bsky.social @kingcraiter.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

canny believe @mtgsecretlair.com would do this to me, The Only Person Who Ever Thought of This Joke

A printing of the Magic the Gathering card "Arcane Signet". the art features a black and white photocopy-style print of a cygnet.

a hand-drawn proxy of the Magic the Gathering card "Arcane Signet". the text says "Arcane Cygnet" and is accompanied by a simple drawing of a cygnet, sitting flat on the ground, like a little loaf of bird.

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kingcraiter.bsky.social @kingcraiter.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

idk if I'd have bought Final Fantasy Tactics if I knew I'd have to fight Chocobos

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kingcraiter.bsky.social @kingcraiter.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

why didn't the Cyclops simply use his optic blast on Odysseus and his men?

A still of the Cyclops from the Odyssey, but wearing a visor like Cyclops from the X-Men. Clearly a 30-second Photoshop and not AI btw.

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kingcraiter.bsky.social @kingcraiter.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

The Odyssey's good if you've ever wanted to be so close to Matt Damon's face that your vision blurs, or if you're a big fan of loud noises

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kingcraiter.bsky.social @kingcraiter.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

Benedict Cumberbatch Sheoldred is crazy

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Neil Slorance @neilslorance.com · 06/07/2026

Hi pals the Scottish Comics itch Bundle is live! 30 comics with profits going between creators and aid for Gaza. My book Plant Daddy is in there too 🌻

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kingcraiter.bsky.social @kingcraiter.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

After hearing @eaxford.bsky.social say the phrase "Manic Pixie Dream Boy Mario" on @naddpod.bsky.social, the phrase "500 Days of Plumber" zapped into my head and wouldn't leave so I had to make this in an attempt to exorcise it (unsuccessful) #naddpod #supermariobros

Movie Poster for a movie called "500 Days of Plumber", in the style of the movie 500 Days of Summer. Instead of photos of Zooey Deschanel making up the poster design, it's loads of photos of Mario, the moustachioed plumber from the popular video game series "Super Mario Bros".

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kingcraiter.bsky.social @kingcraiter.bsky.social · 06/06/2026

Made a quick wee proxy for my bird-themed commander deck 🦢 #magicthegathering #edh #mtgproxy

A hand-drawn Magic the Gathering card called "Arcane Cygnet". Card has a drawing of a baby swan sitting down like a little fuzzy blob. Text reads "add one mana of any colour in your commander's colour identity".

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kingcraiter.bsky.social @kingcraiter.bsky.social · 07/05/2026

First thing I saw when I opened the app today

Two posts from two different accounts, talking about Fox McCloud, who is apparently less hot now.

The text of the first post, by pixelatedboat: "They merged Fox McCloud's canthal tilt. He's a beta now 😞"

Text of the second post by yixura: "gonna have to agree: they made the fox less fuckable"

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kingcraiter.bsky.social @kingcraiter.bsky.social · 07/05/2026

My Bluesky feed is starting to do the thing I miss from Twitter: letting me find out about things backwards by seeing jokes that don't make sense to me

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kingcraiter.bsky.social @kingcraiter.bsky.social · 06/03/2026

You're talking about her train infrastructure and romanticising her jazz bars, I'm talking about how she has toothpicks on the table in her restaurants and bars, we are not the same

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kingcraiter.bsky.social @kingcraiter.bsky.social · 06/03/2026

This Barbeque Restaurant Needs Toothpicks

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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 20/02/2026

the computer should have never left this room. we have to go back

the computer in its rightful place. the computer room

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kingcraiter.bsky.social @kingcraiter.bsky.social · 20/02/2026

I refuse to learn about the monkey or I will surely cry

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kingcraiter.bsky.social @kingcraiter.bsky.social · 18/02/2026

I'm in a wee #magicthegathering tournament on discord and I wanted to make a VS screen for each matchup so here's the first one! My frog deck VS some scary Qarsi business 👹 #versusscreen #mtgart 🐸

Fake fighting game Vs screen. On the left is a kinda buff frog guy. On the right is a monster that looks like a spooky mask with horns and teeth and hair coming out from behind it.

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Mar Hicks @histoftech.bsky.social · 27/12/2025

Futurama Slurm Factory meme:
THAT'S THE META AI. YOU CAN ASK IT ANYTHING says Slurm tour leader.
ASK IT TO FUCK OFF says Prof Farnsworth.

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kingcraiter.bsky.social @kingcraiter.bsky.social · 12/02/2026

drew a lil guy to stick on my pauper deck box 🧙

Drawing of a little wizard. He's mostly cape and hat, with two yellow eyes visible under the shadow of his hat.

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kingcraiter.bsky.social @kingcraiter.bsky.social · 18/11/2025

the middle of November seems like a good time to remember to post some of my faves from #tolktober this year 😅 all my entries were proxies or tokens for the Magic the Gathering LotR set 👁️

Black and white design for the Magic the Gathering card "Weathertop / Deserted Temple"

Black and white design for a Magic the Gathering card, the 'Shapeshifter' token. The art is of the Pokémon "Ditto".

Black and white design for the Magic the Gathering card "Shadow of the Enemy".

Black and white design for a Magic the Gathering card, a Horse token.

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kingcraiter.bsky.social @kingcraiter.bsky.social · 30/09/2025

I feel like if I had a hat with the word "couch" on it, or a t-shirt with a pocket, or if I built a new commander deck, or if I put up a shelf then everything would be OK

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kingcraiter.bsky.social @kingcraiter.bsky.social · 13/09/2025

tried my hand at some lo-fi beats to eat lunch to (a cat is watching you eat the lunch) youtu.be/z-64Yp6Amlg

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lo-fi to listen to while a cat thinks about stealing your lunch

YouTube video by king craiter

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kingcraiter.bsky.social @kingcraiter.bsky.social · 29/08/2025

hey I made a TCG life tracker. it makes sound! did anyone ask for that? seriously did they?? tell them about it! this is the thing they asked for! tcg-life-tracker.netlify.app

tcg-life-tracker.netlify.app

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kingcraiter.bsky.social @kingcraiter.bsky.social · 13/08/2025

why are we calling robots "clankers" when Battlestar Galactica already gave us the much more satisfying "toaster"

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kingcraiter.bsky.social @kingcraiter.bsky.social · 30/07/2025

"There's still time to let us know about your recent order!" Oh shit oh shit is there??? Thank fuck!!! I was starting to panic because I thought I'd run out of time to let you know if I liked my burrito!!! it was fine. ohhhh thank fuck now I can relax

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NHATional Scissoring Day ✂️ @nhathanielh.bsky.social · 25/07/2025

Hulk Hogan 5 minutes into hell:

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Owen Jones @owenjones.bsky.social · 21/07/2025

Gaza is being deliberately starved to death in front of the whole world, and the only people being arrested over it are those who opposed the crime.

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kingcraiter.bsky.social @kingcraiter.bsky.social · 15/07/2025

Clive's voice takes me out of it a wee bit but APRT FRM THAT it's perfect (and I'll get used to Clive)

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kingcraiter.bsky.social @kingcraiter.bsky.social · 15/07/2025

I've been playing Expedition 33 and it's so hard to do literally anything else. It's so beautiful and fun and so MYSTERIOUS I'm so hungry for LORE

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とんからり @tonnkalari.bsky.social · 27/06/2025

爪切りが大嫌いな犬

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The PS1 startup sound as a lesbian @janus.bsky.social · 21/06/2025

i love her sm 😭

a person interviewing an older japanese woman wearing a sun hat and keffiyeh and holding a handmade palestinian flag bag at a march for Gaza in Tokyo. the interviewer asks in Japanese: “do you think your voice can make change in the world?”

東京のガザのためのマーチで、人はおばあさんとインタビュウしています。人はおばあさんと質問している「自分の声で何か変えられるだとと思いますか？」

the woman responds in Japanese, with captions: “it’s not about changing the world”

おばあさんは返事しています、「世界を変える事ではなくて」

“but not letting the world change you”

世界によって、自分が変えられないためである。

“i wouldn’t forgive myself for not speaking out”

私は許せないから、自分のために叫びます。

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kingcraiter.bsky.social @kingcraiter.bsky.social · 08/06/2025

Pulled Sephiroth on my first pack WHAT

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kingcraiter.bsky.social @kingcraiter.bsky.social · 08/06/2025

Got into MtG just in time to get stupidly hype for the Final Fantasy cards and BABY I'M HYPED

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kingcraiter.bsky.social @kingcraiter.bsky.social · 08/05/2025

I'm not saying I'm incredibly, almost paralyzingly neurotic but if I like three posts from someone in a row, I worry that liking any further posts will make them think I'm mental. this is a thing I do on the posting and liking things app(s).

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kingcraiter.bsky.social @kingcraiter.bsky.social · 07/05/2025

Finally made a linocut print version of my wee self-portrait 🫠

Photo of a linocut print on a wood background, surrounded by strips of offcuts of lino. The print is a grinning pile of black ooze wearing a king hat. The king hat is an unpleasant yellow and the ooze has a gold tooth.

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ιм єνιℓ иσω :3 @vreni.bsky.social · 27/03/2025

hey don’t forget! #art #ghibli #fuckai

drawing of San from princess mononoke looking fierce wielding her knife and holding a fistful of wires with the quote “AI IS AN INSULT TO LIFE ITSELF- hayao miyazaki”

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kingcraiter.bsky.social @kingcraiter.bsky.social · 05/05/2025

⚔️ If you see this post a sword 🗡️

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Joe Noonan @joenoonan.bsky.social · 29/04/2025

“Children are starving to death, and we’re spending six or seven days speaking about Kneecap – we spent less than a day speaking about 15 executed medics.”

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