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Dan Jelly @kingandjames.bsky.social · 02/11/2025

I know I I haven't watched baseball in a while, but I think the Jays lost because they fielded all these new guys. Where are Manny Lee and Kelly Gruber? I really think Rance Mulliniks should have been a part of the equation

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Mark Shaw 🇨🇦✌️🇪🇺 @markshawtoronto.bsky.social · 01/08/2025

Elephants are born weighing 250 lbs. They are the biggest babies on earth except for motorists when they see a bike lane

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Robert Hernandez @webjournalist.bsky.social · 06/05/2025

Sesame Street had him pegged back in 1988.

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Dan Jelly @kingandjames.bsky.social · 02/05/2025

It's wild to me that an NHLer, who happened to score a couple of goals one night, answered more media questions in one press conference than the Conservative leader had to in a month-long campaign. Media availability should be mandatory for all politicians across the political spectrum. #cdnpoli

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Dan Jelly @kingandjames.bsky.social · 28/04/2025

I highly recommend getting on the Conservatives email list. It's endlessly hilarious how bad they are at everything. #ItsOurVote #CdnPoli #Elxn45 #Elections101

Image of Steve Buscemi, who is clearly not a kid, posing as a high school student wearing a backwards ballcap, holding a skateboard, and wearing a t-shirt that says "Music Band".

To be clear, Pierre Poilievre is a sack of shit who doesn't care about any of the issues facing Gen Z.

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Dan Jelly @kingandjames.bsky.social · 28/04/2025

I voted. Notes on my experience: 1. It was busy, but fast. I was in and out in maybe 5 or 6 minutes 2. What a stark contrast to the Ontario provincial election in February. It felt like the vote mattered and I didn't have to leap a snow pile (🖕 Ford) 3. That school gym looked a lot bigger in 1986

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Shawn Micallef @shawnmicallef.bsky.social · 16/04/2025

The only question for Doug Ford (and Ontario voters) on Ontario Place: is this your government‘s incompetence or your government’s corruption?

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Dan Jelly @kingandjames.bsky.social · 12/04/2025

I could have gone the rest of my life not knowing what the word "crepitus" means. At least I didn't learn it the hard way. Also, if the characters in these first aid videos, "Garry" and "Linda", aren't fictional, then they should be investigated. People around them are always getting hurt.

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Dan Jelly @kingandjames.bsky.social · 04/04/2025

I see we've reached the "Stop signs and speed limits don't matter" part of Friday afternoon traffic.

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Dan Jelly @kingandjames.bsky.social · 04/04/2025

Peak procrastination: I had a dentist appointment this morning, or so I thought. I was a week early. I think they tried to offer me an opportunity to reschedule it to today but it was so hard to hear them over the sound of myself escaping rapidly and gleefully out the door.

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Dan Jelly @kingandjames.bsky.social · 04/04/2025

People keep saying this is the darkest timeline so I peeked into the timeline next door and everyone there is running around with their hair literally on fire, so it's only marginally better.

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Dan Jelly @kingandjames.bsky.social · 03/04/2025

Loblaws labelling their orange juice with a little red maple leaf is just more of the shady shit we've all come to expect from them. Was the fruit from the famous orange groves of Flin Flon, Manitoba? Their shiny new signs might as well say "Disrespecting our customers since 1919"

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Dan Jelly @kingandjames.bsky.social · 26/03/2025

My partner asked me to pick up a tent but the reminder she sent me said "Trent". Clearly this is an opportunity to pull an only marginally funny and mostly awkward prank on her. Alas there aren't a lot of Trents around these days. This is yet another reason why 2025 is a tough time to be alive.

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Clare Blackwood @clareblackwood.bsky.social · 25/03/2025

If you're having a bad day, just remember that without security clearance, accidentally being invited to a group chat is the only way Poilievre is gonna learn Canada's national security secrets.

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Dan Jelly @kingandjames.bsky.social · 23/03/2025

As an NDP voter, here's my totally for sure expert analysis of the other major national party leaders: Mark Carney seems like a level-headed, sensible, capable person. Pierre Poilievre seems like the kind of guy who would egg Justin Trudeau's house and shit on the hood of his car. #cdnpoli

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Dan Jelly @kingandjames.bsky.social · 20/03/2025

Well the news isn't all doom and gloom after all

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Dan Jelly @kingandjames.bsky.social · 20/03/2025

I see CBC Front Burner decided that a break from the doom and gloom news was necessary, so they ran an episode about a more cheerful topic: Charles Manson #cdnpoli #onpoli

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Dan Jelly @kingandjames.bsky.social · 20/03/2025

At this point in time, with our country's sovereignty and economic future in doubt, any #HamOnt City Councillor still giving oxygen to a 2030 Commonwealth Games bid should resign. This was pure folly a year ago, it's absolute madness now.

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Dan Jelly @kingandjames.bsky.social · 10/03/2025

There will be a new Federal riding: Flamborough-Glanbrook-Brant North. Flam-Glan drops Upper Stoney Creek and gains Paris, Saint George and surrounding parts of Brant County. That seems goofy. Source map: redecoupage-redistribution-2022.ca/ebv/en/?data...

Map of newly redrawn federal electoral boundaries centering on Hamilton. New riding of Flamborough-Glanbrook-Brant North is a goofy rural/small town area that includes Binbrook, Carlisle and Paris.

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Dan Jelly @kingandjames.bsky.social · 10/03/2025

@lessinterestinplse.bsky.social for what it's worth, graffiti is already againt City bylaws and enforcement to get it cleaned up is complaint-driven, so call the City if you don't like seeing it. Beyond that, catching vandals is a policing issue and Council can't legally direct the police.

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Dan Jelly @kingandjames.bsky.social · 09/03/2025

I probably shouldn't have bet all that money on Frank Bayfield? Frank Bayblade? Frank Bayliss? I can't ever remember his name. #cdnpoli

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Dan Jelly @kingandjames.bsky.social · 03/03/2025

You know what they say, you can't make an omelet without dramatically reimagining some eggs.

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Dan Jelly @kingandjames.bsky.social · 03/03/2025

The more cooking videos you watch the more you'll learn that it's super important to always wash your rice, but also never ever wash your rice, but also sometimes wash your rice.

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Dan Jelly @kingandjames.bsky.social · 03/03/2025

Boards of trade, Chambers of commerce, the Canadian Federation of Independent Businesses.. they're all basically right wing lobby groups who often pretend that they're just looking out for "the little guy" when really they're mostly just rich people doing cronyism.

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Dan Jelly @kingandjames.bsky.social · 27/02/2025

Happy election day to everyone in Ontario except Doug Ford and everyone who is voting for him. This is bullshit. #onpoli

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Ameil J. Joseph Ph.D. @ameil-joseph.bsky.social · 27/02/2025

Imagine knowing that over 11k people died waiting for healthcare, that scandals, investigations, collapsing higher education systems, unaddressed poverty producing income support programs & rapidly expanding homelessness did not stop this. Vote for your lives. www.thestar.com/politics/pro...

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Dan Jelly @kingandjames.bsky.social · 26/02/2025

If you're gullible enough to vote for Doug Ford, a man who never met a rich Conservative crony he wouldn't collude with, because you think he's going to stand up to Trump, the ultimate rich Conservative crony, you're bad at voting and should maybe just sit this one out. #onpoli #ontario

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Dan Jelly @kingandjames.bsky.social · 25/02/2025

In the face of so much turmoil and uncertainty, it turns out nothing brings Canadians together like our collective disdain for that traitorous bag of dog shit Kevin O'Leary. #cdnpoli #CrossCountryFuckup

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Matt Jelly @mattjelly.bsky.social · 21/02/2025

PC candidates just en masse not showing up to local election debates should be a bigger story than it is #ontariovotes #chickenshits

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Dan Jelly @kingandjames.bsky.social · 21/02/2025

I hear the MVP of the 4 Nations Faceoff wins a dozen eggs

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Ro Salarian @rosalarian.bsky.social · 17/02/2025

In my city there is one cybertruck and one DIY parody of a cybertruck and the parody truck has become a local celebrity. Meanwhile, I always wish I had some rotten eggs to throw at the tesla whenever I see it.

A parking lot showing a cybertruck in one spot, next to a car that has built a cybertruck-esque shell around it out of green plastic. It's really hard to describe exactly how silly this vehicle looks next to the green car.

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Dan Jelly @kingandjames.bsky.social · 17/02/2025

I have some bombshell news that should disqualify the Ontario PC party from this election. It has been confirmed by multiple sources: It turns out that their party leader.... is Doug Ford. #onpoli #housingcrisis #OnDebate #OntDebate #OntarioElection #OnElection #PickaSingleHashtagAndStickToItWTF

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Dan Jelly @kingandjames.bsky.social · 16/02/2025

The #HamOnt "plow tracker". The words 'Resource not found' dwarfed by a vast white background. Very accurate. No lies detected.

The words "Resource not found" in black text on an otherwise blank white screen

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Esme Weatherwax 📚🧶🦉🌳🔬📸 🌈 ally @esmeweatherwax8.bsky.social · 16/02/2025

Them: "Are you okay with losing friends over politics?" Me: "I'm willing to lose friends over morals. HUGE difference."

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K.A Nicholls @kanicholls.bsky.social · 15/02/2025

Well, that's fun to learn. We subsize our privatized hydro in Ontario with public cash so much, we could have bought the entire system five times over and socialized the costs to lower prices for everyone. #onpoli #ontario rabble.ca/politics/can...

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We need Ontario leaders to plug into hydro at the debate

Ontario Premier Doug Ford has so heavily subsidized Ontario Hydro, he could have bought it back by now.

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Rand Clayton @randvclayton.bsky.social · 14/02/2025

Hey #HamOnt we have less than two weeks until the election! Please help CUPE 3906 support our member-endorsed candidates by canvassing. You don't even have to be in person! DM me and I'll help you get connected to a candidate 💖

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Canadian Mom 🇨🇦 @cdoherty13.bsky.social · 12/02/2025

"If Postmedia needed to choose between what’s good for its American owners and what’s good for Canada, what would they choose?" www.coreyhogan.ca/p/nationaliz...

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Nationalize Postmedia

…and then sell it. But we can’t let Americans own it anymore.

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Dan Jelly @kingandjames.bsky.social · 10/02/2025

Danko, Francis and friends wasted thousands of dollars of staff/Council time over this. If they had succeeded they would have saved each of us about 3 cents a year. A couple of years ago Doug Ford pushed about $100/year in development charges onto the average #HamOnt tax bill. Get mad about that.

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Dan Jelly @kingandjames.bsky.social · 08/02/2025

I know that my posts about local/provincial politics and random Star Trek nonsense are pretty boring, but I assure you my real-life conversation topics are way more interesting (like fun new ways to cook onions or which store has almond milk on sale this week)

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Rabbi David Mivasair @mivasair.bsky.social · 08/02/2025

Check out what a neighbour just sent me ⬇️. The @ontariondp.bsky.social is paying an out-of-province call center to get ppl in #HamOnt to vote against @sarahjama.bsky.social -- and pretending it comes from the ONDP office. No wonder why. ONDP has money but no volunteers. Please share.

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Dan Jelly @kingandjames.bsky.social · 07/02/2025

Danko really is the new Whitehead. A mix of ego and jealousy has made him incapable of working with his colleagues. He'll waste endless time and money to make it look like he's saving time and money. It's so dumb. #hamont

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Dan Jelly @kingandjames.bsky.social · 06/02/2025

Soup a movie... Souperman IV: The quest for pea soup

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Sean Marshall @seanyyz.bsky.social · 06/02/2025

Tired: John C. Munro Hamilton International Airport Wired: Count Frightenstein Hamilton International Airport

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Dan Jelly @kingandjames.bsky.social · 04/02/2025

Right wing shitbag's gonna right wing shitbag

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Sarah Boon - Author @saraheboon.bsky.social · 03/02/2025

Observation It’s often easier for people to think of their neurodivergence as a ‘superpower’ when they have the resources and financial ability to have all their support needs met.

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Dan Jelly @kingandjames.bsky.social · 04/02/2025

Ford has always been a fraud. He probably doesn't even care about the tariffs but they let him cosplay as a champion of the people (while he destroys their healthcare and education systems, fails at solving the housing crisis and siphons their tax dollars into his friends' pockets) #onpoli

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Dan Jelly @kingandjames.bsky.social · 03/02/2025

Appeasement only works for so long. Moe is basically proposing surrender.

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Phil Rickaby @philrickaby.com · 03/02/2025

Post Media is owned by an American hedge fund. Post Media owns many newspapers across Canada. Check if your local paper is on the list. It might be time to cancel your subscription. Be sure to tell them why. simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Postmed...

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Postmedia Network - Simple English Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

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David Brown @orbitstudios.bsky.social · 31/01/2025

“Buy Canadian” means cancelling your National Post and Toronto SUN subscriptions. Sorry, I don’t make the rules. I’m for Canada. I am Canadian. 🇨🇦

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Taylor Noakes @taylornoakes.com · 01/02/2025

Take note of this What other industry is allowed to “keep” you as a customer, to ensure they scrape every last bit of your data, for a month after you’ve cancelled your service? Delete your accounts now before the Nazis make it impossible

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