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Im gay; read my books: tapas.io/series/Big-Dead-Energy/info, kingggoldfish.itch.io/the-gift-bear…

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August @king-goldfish.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I had this experience at a Fuel concert once. I thought I knew maybe two Fuel songs. It turns out I know every Fuel song.
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Max Dubler 🏳️‍🌈 @maxdubler.com · 04/10/2026
This Golden State Valkyries game balances overt homosexuality and wholesome family fun in a way that I had only previously experienced at a Village People concert. It’s like a lesbian megachurch.
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Apocalypse Cowboy @apocalypsecowboy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"The Drowning Docks" (3.5"x5") The original sketch for a larger piece, I decided to ink over it ($15 if any takers) --- #HorrorArt #HorrorSky #ArtCard #ArtSale #SupportSmallArtists
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Neon Hemlock @neonhemlock.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Submissions are now open for speculative novelettes and/or tiny short story collection chapbooks. Word limit: 7,500 to 12,000 words. Limited print run. Will pay $100 and 25 copies. Deadline: October 15th. More info here: neonhemlock.submittable.com/submit/36598...
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Neon Hemlock - Speculative Chapbook/Novelette
Neon Hemlock Press is open to submissions of speculative chapbook manuscripts from August 20 to October 15, 2026. We expect to publish at least one chapbook next year; if the stretch goal in our curre...
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August @king-goldfish.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
What do you mean the arc of football does not bend toward justice?
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June Martin @theworldsgreatestwriter.com · 30/09/2026
elevated snuff films are on their way out, cozy snuff films are going to be the next hot thing. people want low-conflict murders they can watch without stressing out too much
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August @king-goldfish.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Damn this pitch is so good 😭
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August @king-goldfish.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This sounds so charming!
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August @king-goldfish.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
All you internet slacktivists post, but how many of you actually vote in Fat Bear Week? I know electoralism isn't the be-all, end-all, but it's the least we can do. explore.org/fat-bear-week
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Fat Bear Week 2026 - Explore.org
Explore.org is the world's leading philanthropic live nature cam network and documentary film channel. Our mission is to champion the selfless acts of others, create a portal into the soul of humanity...
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August @king-goldfish.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Any time I’m not actively eating, I am thinking about what I will eat next and planning how to make that happen. I have a lot in common with a coyote
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August @king-goldfish.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Another year, another snub from the Booker Prize
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August @king-goldfish.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Ah yes, the three diagnoses
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August @king-goldfish.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Diet soda is humanity's greatest invention
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August @king-goldfish.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Fred Warner must be god's favorite child
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August @king-goldfish.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I feel better watching love is blind UK because they’re all just as unlikable as the American contestants
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August @king-goldfish.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
In Yellowstone, I learned that you should clap and make a lot of noise to alert nearby bears to your presence. I've been going up and down 6th Street all day, stomping and clapping, and I still don't have a date. :(
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August @king-goldfish.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Most of you agree with me about ugly things
Poll results showing that 4 people voted for ugly things, 3 people voted for beautiful things, and 3 people voted for a third thing I will explain later (which they never did) in my poll asking which of those things people preferred.
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August @king-goldfish.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Take heart, uggos. I am riding to your defense: www.pillowfort.social/posts/8174515
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kinggoldfish: Some Thoughts About Ugliness
Self-Portrait as Zeuxis Portraying an Ugly Old Woman (1685)Aert de Gelder (Dutch, 1645 - 1727)If you’re ugly, you’re probably more interesting than someone who is conventionally attractive. Sorry, hot...
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August @king-goldfish.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Two of you replied "a third thing I will explain later" but then did not explain anything later. At least not to me.
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August @king-goldfish.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Serious poll: Do you prefer ugly things or beautiful things? 👀 it’s for (made-up, social) science 1️⃣ Ugly things 2️⃣ Beautiful things 3️⃣ A third thing I will explain later 📊 Show results
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August @king-goldfish.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I published a new novella! kingggoldfish.itch.io/the-gift-bea... ~15k words, m/m, Ancient Greeks vs. aliens, lots of content warnings, 18+. Pay what you can, and "what you can" includes "nothing."
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The Gift-Bearers by kingggoldfish
athens + sparta + aliens
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August @king-goldfish.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I noticed Reddit signed me out when it suddenly started showing me pictures of maple syrup and Prince Edward Island because my VPN is set to Canada
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August @king-goldfish.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Do Wisconsin and Minnesota hate each other? Or do they love each other?
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August @king-goldfish.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Sure he “supports people’s rights” when he can’t even bring himself to specify the people in question are trans. Like it would be too physically painful for him to say “support trans people’s rights,” even in a hypothetical.
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August @king-goldfish.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Preordered my copy 🥳
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August @king-goldfish.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
two-pixel image of Tom's soul leaving his body to ascend a glowing golden escalator with the caption "the descriptivism leaving my body when someone spells it 'woah'"
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piamo🌸 @piamo.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
choose your fighter, minimalist or maximalist 💥 www.pillowfort.social/posts/8035789
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piamo: Ain’t Got Time for This: A Void Opinion
Author note: Initially, I backed out of posting this because it turned out I'd written it while hypomanic. After a reread, I think it still functions as an interesting snapshot. An irritable, no-f...
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August @king-goldfish.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
www.pillowfort.social/posts/8035538 Today I've published a novella, sent a short story to a workshop, and finished a very long-term editing project (bittersweet), so I thought... why not also post some controversial-yet-brave opinions.
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kinggoldfish: In Defense of the Meander
N/b: I wrote this as a companion piece to something my friend wrote advocating for the impatient reader and the virtue of getting to the point. Unforeseen circumstances have prevented them from postin...
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August @king-goldfish.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Wow, this is a great two-sentence pitch!
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August @king-goldfish.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I proofread this—can attest it's fucked up in the best way possible!
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August @king-goldfish.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I love your cover! Those clouds look so cool
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August @king-goldfish.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Many thanks to @lorian.bsky.social and @piamo.bsky.social for their invaluable advice and to piamo for making the whole itch page and temporary cover for me!
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August @king-goldfish.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I published a new novella! kingggoldfish.itch.io/the-gift-bea... ~15k words, m/m, Ancient Greeks vs. aliens, lots of content warnings, 18+. Pay what you can, and "what you can" includes "nothing."
kingggoldfish.itch.io
The Gift-Bearers by kingggoldfish
athens + sparta + aliens
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August @king-goldfish.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
I can’t tell if my throat is numb or if it’s just having flashbacks of post-nasal drips past
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August @king-goldfish.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Have you ever dry swallowed your Prozac then burped it up? It’s worse than the kick in the face you get when you snort ecstasy
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August @king-goldfish.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Anti-editing. Gonna drive me out of business. Luckily, while I’m great at correcting other people’s typos, I’m even better at making my own
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August @king-goldfish.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
If we’re casting the Aeneid next, do we cast Turkish actors or Italians? I guess I’m asking will Aeneas be Hasan Piker or Al Pacino?
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August @king-goldfish.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
It has come to my attention that there’s also Nia Vardalos and Stavros Halkias. Stavros can play Penelope and Nia will be Agamemnon
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August @king-goldfish.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I don’t know how this happened, but I assume the cat was involved
Bottle of stain remover somehow balanced in its head by the washing machine
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August @king-goldfish.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Jason Mantzoukas, the only Greek actor, should have played every role in The Odyssey
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August @king-goldfish.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Played this with my friends today and then had a really good conversation about its themes. Definitely recommend (and love the title).
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August @king-goldfish.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Serious question for New Yorkers: How is it that you adopted the worst Jay-Z song as your official anthem?
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August @king-goldfish.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Messi about to go back in time and drown that baby
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August @king-goldfish.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I have cursed every team I’ve ever posted about
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August @king-goldfish.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I don’t want to pull for England, but have you seen Djed Spence?
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August @king-goldfish.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Just thinking about the white family I knew in elementary school who adopted a white kid and (re)named him Kobe.
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August @king-goldfish.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Yeah after watching him chirp at Nyland after scoring a near-meaningless PK, I can see why it’s a nope
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August @king-goldfish.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
How do we feel about Neymar again?
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August @king-goldfish.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
My god I’m going to lose my mind during Mexico vs England. Mexico, you cannot lose 🇲🇽
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August @king-goldfish.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Aaaand I cursed them
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