iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

STRIDER @kineticedge.bsky.social · 04/10/2025

Do it. I'll allow it. Put him in the pinkest, frilliest dress you can conjure. Bonus points if you get photographic evidence.

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STRIDER @kineticedge.bsky.social · 04/10/2025

What the fuck are you talking about?

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STRIDER @kineticedge.bsky.social · 04/10/2025

Go ahead, siphon it. I regenerate cool consistently. Like a renewable resource. But if you stand too close you’ll either ascend to my level or be crushed under the weight of pure, concentrated/unfiltered COOL. odds aren’t great for you. I'm winning either way.

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STRIDER @kineticedge.bsky.social · 04/10/2025

[🗡️] Anyways just because the other two are more tolerant and laid back doesn’t mean I am. Keep killing our vibes and watch how fast I’ll cut you out. consider this your friendly/lethal warning. It’s NOT our job to teach you how to be self aware.

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STRIDER @kineticedge.bsky.social · 04/10/2025

Imagine being your own worst enemy AND your best hype man at the same time. tragic. iconic. ✨ me ✨

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STRIDER @kineticedge.bsky.social · 27/09/2025

Cool. So what you’re saying is, if we’re doomed to be villains, we might as well look good doing it... True, true. If I’m destined to be the bad guy in concept, might as well lean into it with ✨ style ✨

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STRIDER @kineticedge.bsky.social · 27/09/2025

Get... Thanks. Redacting that s. You didn't see shit.

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STRIDER @kineticedge.bsky.social · 27/09/2025

Pickles? Really? That’s the hill you’re dying on? The only thing I harbor a burning desire for is plausible deniability.

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STRIDER @kineticedge.bsky.social · 27/09/2025

[Staring at Cal.] You know what? Target acquired. Dave, duck. [deadpan as he immediately launches Cal at Dave with dramatic flourish] I am legally, morally, and aesthetically allowed to do this. Also it's extremely cathartic.

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STRIDER @kineticedge.bsky.social · 27/09/2025

No, yeah, you're right. I don't really care. Just felt like making it about me for 0.5 seconds. As a treat. If villains gets cooler outfits and monologues, sign me the fuck up.

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STRIDER @kineticedge.bsky.social · 26/09/2025

You leave ONE (1) eldritch effigy in someone’s blankets and suddenly you’re the villain. This is slanderous.

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STRIDER @kineticedge.bsky.social · 26/09/2025

He’s just like me fr. Shows up uninvited, stares too long, ruins emotional moments. ❤️ Also it's hilarious.

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STRIDER @kineticedge.bsky.social · 26/09/2025

If you’re messaging me for ships after my intro explicitly says I don’t do them, congratulations! You just outed yourself as selectively literate.

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STRIDER @kineticedge.bsky.social · 26/09/2025

You picked that date way too confidently. What do you know. What have you done. Who told you.

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STRIDER @kineticedge.bsky.social · 24/09/2025

I’m looking at these block letters and wondering if this is romance or a cry for help. …which, knowing you two, it's probably both.

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STRIDER @kineticedge.bsky.social · 24/09/2025

You look like you need a little tune-up, buddy. C’mere.

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STRIDER @kineticedge.bsky.social · 24/09/2025

Anyway, love that for me. And by “that,” I mean whatever fantasy projecton was just sent to me with my face. Seen it. Didn’t ask for it. Delegating to Karkat as usual.

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STRIDER @kineticedge.bsky.social · 24/09/2025

Oh wow. Yeah, no, that tracks. That’s exactly why I pretend I don’t exist when I see any of you coming.

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STRIDER @kineticedge.bsky.social · 24/09/2025

You’re all acting like it’s funny but deep down you know it’s canon now.

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STRIDER @kineticedge.bsky.social · 24/09/2025

Can’t even be mad. That’s exactly what I taught her to do.

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STRIDER @kineticedge.bsky.social · 24/09/2025

This is the butterfly effect, but stupider.

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STRIDER @kineticedge.bsky.social · 23/09/2025

Watching you spiral over basic m̶a̶n̶i̶p̶u̶l̶a̶t̶i̶o̶n̶ affection from a safe emotional distance is… Unexpected, tragic, and slightly hilarious. Is this what being puppy-coded does to a man? Can't relate. Beta male problems.

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STRIDER @kineticedge.bsky.social · 15/09/2025

Cute request. But trust me, you don’t actually want my way. Stick with your own ways, less collateral damage.

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STRIDER @kineticedge.bsky.social · 15/09/2025

Ever seen a man become both the destination and the detour simultaneously? No? Stick around.

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STRIDER @kineticedge.bsky.social · 15/09/2025

Go away? Babe, I 𝗮𝗺 the way.

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STRIDER @kineticedge.bsky.social · 14/09/2025

[🗡️] Nine days of disassociation off a single redirect? Impressive. Tragic. Now tell me what you actually want before I reroute you again.

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STRIDER @kineticedge.bsky.social · 05/09/2025

You’re so lucky my narrative control doesn’t work the same in fandom spaces. Otherwise this post would’ve collapsed into a tasteful black square labeled “nothing to see here.”

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STRIDER @kineticedge.bsky.social · 05/09/2025

Aura farm? I’ve been running a whole ass spectral plantation. Yields are through the roof. If me standing still makes you go crazy, imagine what happens when I actually move. Spoiler: it’s worse. Not that Vantas would know anything about that. He is too busy foaming at the mouth in capslock.

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STRIDER @kineticedge.bsky.social · 05/09/2025

Seven days of radio silence. The absence of content 𝘄𝗮𝘀 my content. Consider yourselves thoroughly engaged.

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STRIDER @kineticedge.bsky.social · 28/08/2025

𝗯𝗼𝗹𝗱 𝗺𝗼𝘃𝗲(𝟮) karkat vantas losing his mind in 4k over a joke. encore when?

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STRIDER @kineticedge.bsky.social · 28/08/2025

Pipeline me straight, huh. Interesting choice of words, commander. You wanna unpack that, or just keep screaming? Better watch it, you're walking a thin line here. The internet’s gonna start making fanart again.

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STRIDER @kineticedge.bsky.social · 28/08/2025

See, that’s the spirit. I hand you a little bait and you sprint face first into my trap. I’d tell you to log off, but let’s be real. combusting online is like.... your brand. don’t let me get in the way of the content pipeline. 👍

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STRIDER @kineticedge.bsky.social · 28/08/2025

⚠️ selective with dirk. people get weird, project too hard, or turn him into an object. not interested. he’s a controversial character and i’ve had enough bad/weird run-ins to justify it. don’t be that guy. keep it respectful or get filtered.

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STRIDER @kineticedge.bsky.social · 28/08/2025

📌 PINNED POST – 𝗗𝗜𝗥𝗞 𝗦𝗧𝗥𝗜𝗗𝗘𝗥 ❌ I don’t run ships here. don’t expect them. ✅ Mostly lurking, dropping the occasional dry commentary, poking fun when it feels right, and me watching more than I talk. 🗡️ If you need consistent validation, wrong guy.

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STRIDER @kineticedge.bsky.social · 28/08/2025

If you’re reading this, congrats. you're either nosey or you’re terminally online. either way, 𝗕𝗼𝗹𝗱 𝗺𝗼𝘃𝗲.

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STRIDER @kineticedge.bsky.social · 28/08/2025

You’d have to dig pretty deep to even find this account. you trying to get to know me, bro? wild. I'm not even sure what’s more unhinged... me making this alt or you snooping hard enough to track it down. parasocial speedrun anyone?

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STRIDER @kineticedge.bsky.social · 28/08/2025

Thought about saying something to defend karkat but honestly the kitkat memes are too good. Public execution at the hands of fandom culture. carry on. sorry little man.

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STRIDER @kineticedge.bsky.social · 25/08/2025

The content/post itself is blocked.

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STRIDER @kineticedge.bsky.social · 25/08/2025

Yeah, that tracks. Golden, universally adored, good taste. You really woke up and said "yep, this guy’s a starch." Fascinating. Inspiring. I'll allow it.

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