iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

STRIDER @kineticedge.bsky.social · 04/10/2025

[🗡️] Anyways just because the other two are more tolerant and laid back doesn’t mean I am. Keep killing our vibes and watch how fast I’ll cut you out. consider this your friendly/lethal warning. It’s NOT our job to teach you how to be self aware.

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STRIDER @kineticedge.bsky.social · 04/10/2025

Imagine being your own worst enemy AND your best hype man at the same time. tragic. iconic. ✨ me ✨

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STRIDER @kineticedge.bsky.social · 27/09/2025

Pickles? Really? That’s the hill you’re dying on? The only thing I harbor a burning desire for is plausible deniability.

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STRIDER @kineticedge.bsky.social · 27/09/2025

[Staring at Cal.] You know what? Target acquired. Dave, duck. [deadpan as he immediately launches Cal at Dave with dramatic flourish] I am legally, morally, and aesthetically allowed to do this. Also it's extremely cathartic.

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STRIDER @kineticedge.bsky.social · 26/09/2025

You leave ONE (1) eldritch effigy in someone’s blankets and suddenly you’re the villain. This is slanderous.

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STRIDER @kineticedge.bsky.social · 26/09/2025

If you’re messaging me for ships after my intro explicitly says I don’t do them, congratulations! You just outed yourself as selectively literate.

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STRIDER @kineticedge.bsky.social · 26/09/2025

You picked that date way too confidently. What do you know. What have you done. Who told you.

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STRIDER @kineticedge.bsky.social · 24/09/2025

I’m looking at these block letters and wondering if this is romance or a cry for help. …which, knowing you two, it's probably both.

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STRIDER @kineticedge.bsky.social · 24/09/2025

You look like you need a little tune-up, buddy. C’mere.

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STRIDER @kineticedge.bsky.social · 24/09/2025

Oh wow. Yeah, no, that tracks. That’s exactly why I pretend I don’t exist when I see any of you coming.

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STRIDER @kineticedge.bsky.social · 24/09/2025

This is the butterfly effect, but stupider.

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STRIDER @kineticedge.bsky.social · 23/09/2025

Watching you spiral over basic m̶a̶n̶i̶p̶u̶l̶a̶t̶i̶o̶n̶ affection from a safe emotional distance is… Unexpected, tragic, and slightly hilarious. Is this what being puppy-coded does to a man? Can't relate. Beta male problems.

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STRIDER @kineticedge.bsky.social · 15/09/2025

Ever seen a man become both the destination and the detour simultaneously? No? Stick around.

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STRIDER @kineticedge.bsky.social · 15/09/2025

Go away? Babe, I 𝗮𝗺 the way.

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STRIDER @kineticedge.bsky.social · 14/09/2025

[🗡️] Nine days of disassociation off a single redirect? Impressive. Tragic. Now tell me what you actually want before I reroute you again.

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STRIDER @kineticedge.bsky.social · 05/09/2025

You’re so lucky my narrative control doesn’t work the same in fandom spaces. Otherwise this post would’ve collapsed into a tasteful black square labeled “nothing to see here.”

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STRIDER @kineticedge.bsky.social · 05/09/2025

Seven days of radio silence. The absence of content 𝘄𝗮𝘀 my content. Consider yourselves thoroughly engaged.

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STRIDER @kineticedge.bsky.social · 28/08/2025

📌 PINNED POST – 𝗗𝗜𝗥𝗞 𝗦𝗧𝗥𝗜𝗗𝗘𝗥 ❌ I don’t run ships here. don’t expect them. ✅ Mostly lurking, dropping the occasional dry commentary, poking fun when it feels right, and me watching more than I talk. 🗡️ If you need consistent validation, wrong guy.

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STRIDER @kineticedge.bsky.social · 28/08/2025

You’d have to dig pretty deep to even find this account. you trying to get to know me, bro? wild. I'm not even sure what’s more unhinged... me making this alt or you snooping hard enough to track it down. parasocial speedrun anyone?

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STRIDER @kineticedge.bsky.social · 28/08/2025

Thought about saying something to defend karkat but honestly the kitkat memes are too good. Public execution at the hands of fandom culture. carry on. sorry little man.

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