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COMMANDER KARKAT @vantasspeaks.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

ALL AMPORAS DESERVE TO BE BULLIED ESPECIALLY ERIDAN EVEN MY PHONE AGREES IT TRIED TO AUTO CORRECT ERIDAN TO ROTTEN

COMMANDER KARKAT @vantasspeaks.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

COOLER THAN DAVE OR DIRK?! ARE YOU FUCKING HIGH?! I DON’T NEED YOUR STUPID DRESSES TO BE COOLER OR FREER THAN THOSE TWO HUMAN WASTE SACKS. AND I’M SURE AS HELL NOT TAKING FASHION ADVICE FROM SOMEONE WHO WANTS TO PUT ME IN BELLS OR FLOWERS 💢💢

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COMMANDER KARKAT @vantasspeaks.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

STEAL IT??! STEAL MY EYEPATCH?! THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? THAT EYEPATCH IS STAYING RIGHT WHERE IT IS, I SWEAR TO GOG IF YOU COME NEAR IT I'LL MAKE YOU REGRET EVERY BREATH YOU'VE TAKEN SINCE YOU'VE FORSAKEN US WITH YOUR PAN-ROT INDUCING ONLINE PRESENCE ON THIS SHITTY APP 💢 ‼️‼️

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COMMANDER KARKAT @vantasspeaks.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

IFREYA IS OUT HERE BLAMING ME FOR HER INTERNET ACCESS NEXT SHE’LL SAY IM THE ONE WHO TOLD HER TO POST THIS BULLSHIT THAT POST IS GOING TO HAUNT ME FOREVER “PAINT ME LIKE ONE OF YOUR FRENCHIES” GREAT FUCKING JOB NOW EVERYONE CAN SEE IT AND I’M THE ONE HAVING TO DEAL WITH IT

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COMMANDER KARKAT @vantasspeaks.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

THATS IT IM GETTING THE SPRAY BOTTLE

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COMMANDER KARKAT @vantasspeaks.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

OH HERE WE GO- SHE'S SPAMMING MY NAME LIKE IT’S HER NEW RELIGION IFREYA IFREYA IFREYA SEE, I CAN DO IT TOO, YOU ANNOYING ASS BRAT I SEE YOU IFREYA I SEE YOU NOW STOP SCREAMING MY NAME BEFORE I COME OVER THERE AND SHUT YOU UP

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COMMANDER KARKAT @vantasspeaks.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

BAJ- BAJA BLAST?! WHAT?! ARE YOU TRYING TO GET ME INTOXICATED??? THAT HUMAN SODA SHIT IS PURE SUGAR POISON TO TROLLS. IT HITS US LIKE FUCKING ALCOHOL AND YOU’RE JUST CASUALLY OFFERING IT?? AND WHY ARE YOU PUSHING BAJA BLAST SPECIFICALLY?? WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU PLAYING AT?!

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COMMANDER KARKAT @vantasspeaks.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

WEAK?!? I’LL SHOW YOU WEAK WHEN I REACH THROUGH THIS SCREEN AND BEAT YOU WITH YOUR OWN SPINAL COLUMN 💢 I SURVIVED ALTERNIA WHERE FOOD TRIED TO EAT ME BACK AND YOU THINK I’M WEAK FOR NOT WANTING THAT DISGUSTING MUSHY HUMAN GARBAGE?? I’M NOT WEAK I’M BIOLOGICALLY SUPERIOR TO ALL OF YOU ‼️‼️

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COMMANDER KARKAT @vantasspeaks.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

FUCK YOUR HUMAN GARBAGE!!! BACK ON ALTERNIA OUR FOOD WAS CONTROLLED, RATIONED, AND HALF THE TIME STILL FUCKING WIGGLING WHEN IT HIT YOUR PLATE. YOU THINK I’M SCARED OF SOME SLIMY SEA SLUG OR MILK THAT CURDLED INTO LITTLE CHUNKS!?? I’VE EATEN THINGS THAT WERE STILL TRYING TO CRAWL OUT OF MY MOUTH!!

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COMMANDER KARKAT @vantasspeaks.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

WHO THE SHIT THOUGHT MAKING ALARMS THIS ANNOYING WAS A GOOD IDEA?!? THAT PIERCING SCREECH IS LITERALLY DESIGNED TO MAKE ME WANT TO COMMIT VIOLENCE FIRST THING IN THE MORNING- NO ONE IN THEIR RIGHT MIND WAKES UP HAPPY AFTER HEARING THAT GARBAGE VIOLATING THEIR HEARING DUCTS 💢

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COMMANDER KARKAT @vantasspeaks.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

WHAT DO YOU MEAN "TYPING IN CAPS" IS AGAINST THE DISCORD SERVERS RULES??!?! THIS IS AN OUTRAGE- I AM BEING TARGETTED 💢 SINGLED OUT SPECIFICALLY BY GRAMMARICAL TYRANTS WHO ARE FEARFUL OF MY LOUD ENERGY FUCK YOU, I WILL NOT BE SILENCED!!!

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COMMANDER KARKAT @vantasspeaks.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

WHAT IS THIS SHIT?! WHY SO MANY PET PICTURES?! FUCKING HELL MY FEED IS NOTHING BUT CATS CATS CATS DOGS DOGS DOGS 💢 GREAT JOB, IFFY YOU TURNED MY TIMELINE INTO A GODDAMN PETTING ZOO

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COMMANDER KARKAT @vantasspeaks.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

OH HERE WE GO! SUDDENLY IT’S JUNE AND ALL YOU UPTIGHT ASSHOLES COME CRAWLING OUT TO DISCRIMINATE AGAINST ANYONE WHO DOESN’T FIT YOUR BORING FUCKING AGENDA EVERY HUMAN WITH A STICK UP THEIR ASS DECIDES TO SCREAM ABOUT “TRADITION” WHILE ACTIVELY SHITTING ON ANYONE NOT STRAIGHT AND CIS

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COMMANDER KARKAT @vantasspeaks.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

OH GREAT ANOTHER ASSHOLE WISHING ME EYE DAMAGE ON ME FIRST THING IN THE MORNING I ONLY HAVE ONE LEFT AND YOU’RE OUT HERE ACTIVELY ROOTING FOR IT TO TAKE THE LAST ONE ?!? I HOPE YOU CHOKE ON YOUR NEXT “GOOD MORNING” YOU EVIL SUN APOLOGIST

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COMMANDER KARKAT @vantasspeaks.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

IM AWAKE AGAIN AND IVE DECIDED TO MAKE IT EVERYONE'S PROBLEM

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COMMANDER KARKAT @vantasspeaks.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

I HATE HOW LOUD FEATHERBEASTS ARE IN THE MORNING THOSE FEATHERED ASSHOLES ARE JUST SITTING UP IN THEIR STUPID LITTLE TREES MOCKING ME WHAT THE FUCK ARE THEY SAYING?!?!

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COMMANDER KARKAT @vantasspeaks.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

FUCK WHY DO BANANAS GO BAD SO FAST?!?THEY'RE PLOTTING AGAINST ME!! STUPID EARTH FOOD GARBAGE 💢

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COMMANDER KARKAT @vantasspeaks.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

WHAT THE FUCK IS "JORKING IT" WHAT ARE YOU "JORKING" AND WHY????

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COMMANDER KARKAT @vantasspeaks.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

OH YOU THINK YOU'RE FUCKING FUNNY INVITING MORNINGS JUST TO RUIN MY LIFE?!? YOU DISGUSTING LITTLE SADISTIC NIGHT TERROR CONGRATULATIONS YOU'RE NOW ON MY PERMANENT SHIT LIST "IMAGINE NOT BEING NOCTURNAL" FUCK YOU, IMAGINE GETTING EYE BLASTED BY THE SUN EVERY MORNING ON YOUR WAY TO WORK

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COMMANDER KARKAT @vantasspeaks.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

WHO THE SHIT INVENTED MORNINGS HONESTLY WHO THE FUCK WOKE UP AT THE ASS CRACK OF DAWN, BEFORE THE FEATHER BEASTS STIR, AND DECIDED, "HMMM YES. THIS IS THE PERFECT TIME TO WAKE UP AND START WORKING" YOU GUYS ENJOY TORTURING YOURSELVES LIKE THIS?!?! HUMANITY IS FUCKING DOOMED

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COMMANDER KARKAT @vantasspeaks.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

ALRIGHT YOU CHRONICALLY ONLINE FUCKS QUIT THE THIRSTING. I'M NOT YOUR FUCKING SELF SERVICE BOYTOY!! THIS GROSS OBJECTIFICATION YOU HAVE FOR YOUR SPECIFIC IMAGE OF ME IS THE MOST PATHETIC SHIT I'VE EVER SEEN STOP REDUCING ME TO SOME WEIRD TROLL P🌽RN FANTASY, I'M MORE THAN THAT 💢

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COMMANDER KARKAT @vantasspeaks.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

ARTISTS WHO GHOST SHOULD BE FLUSHED DOWN THE NEAREST LOAD GAPER YOU SAID TWO WEEKS IT'S BEEN SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS, EXPLAIN YOURSELF UPDATE AND COMMUNICATE WITH YOUR CLIENTS OR I'LL RIOT IN YOUR FUCKING DMS YOU DEADBEAT SCRIBBLERS WHAT KIND OF SHITTY SERVICE IS THIS

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COMMANDER KARKAT @vantasspeaks.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

NINE MONTHS I LEAVE FOR NINE FUCKING MONTHS AND ALL YOU ASSHOLES BAIL INTO THE VOID LIKE THE SPINELESS GRUBS YOU ARE THIS PLACE IS A FUCKING GHOST TOWN AND I'M THE ONLY ONE STILL SCREAMING WHERE THE SHIT DID YOU COWARDS DISAPPEAR TO?!? I HATE EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU 💢

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COMMANDER KARKAT @vantasspeaks.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

YOU'RE THE REASON NATURAL SELECTION NEEDS TO HURRY THE FUCK UP

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COMMANDER KARKAT @vantasspeaks.bsky.social · 01/10/2025

SINCE WHEN ARE YOU THE EXPERT ON WRIGGLER TROLL HYBRIDS?! [Karkat holds up his arm, the cuff on his wrist covered in bite marks/dents] >:[

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COMMANDER KARKAT @vantasspeaks.bsky.social · 01/10/2025

SOLLUX MAY I REMIND YOU THAT SOMETHING DOES NOT NECESSARILY HAVE TO BE BIGGER OR SMALLER THAN YOU IN ORDER TO RIP A THROAT OUT AND / OR CAUSE BODILY HARM?!

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COMMANDER KARKAT @vantasspeaks.bsky.social · 01/10/2025

YEAH, FOR NOW SHES GOING TO WORK HER WAY UP TO IT, OBVIOUSLY. LOOK AT HER. SHE KEEPS BITING EVERYTHING >:[

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COMMANDER KARKAT @vantasspeaks.bsky.social · 01/10/2025

STOP! FULL STOP!!! THIS IS NOT FUNNY. THIS IS EVIDENCE OF A HORRIFIC EVENT UNFOLDING RIGHT NOW!!!! MY WRIGGLER IS DEVOURING PETS!! THIS IS HOW IT STARTS!!! FIRST IT’S A GOLDFISH, NEXT IT’S THE FAMILY BARKBEAST, AND THEN IT’S ME!!!

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COMMANDER KARKAT @vantasspeaks.bsky.social · 28/09/2025

OH FUCK YOU CAPTOR, SHE WASN’T “LOST” UNTIL IFREYA GOT INVOLVED. I’M HANDLING IT. EVERYONE ELSE CAN STAY THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY BECAUSE YOU GUYS ARE /NOT/ HELPFUL!!!

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COMMANDER KARKAT @vantasspeaks.bsky.social · 28/09/2025

NO. NO HEROICS. NO “STEP ASIDE, I GOT THIS.” BULLSHIT. YOU DON’T GOT THIS. SHE’S A VANTAS. SHE’S MY RESPONSIBILITY. STAY BACK AND LET ME HANDLE IT!! [Karkat is about to have a fucking aneurysm]

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COMMANDER KARKAT @vantasspeaks.bsky.social · 28/09/2025

WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN YOU LOST HER?! SHE'S LIKE A FOOT AND A HALF TALL AND DOESN'T STOP SCREAMING- HOW THE FUCK DO YOU LOSE HER!?!? NOBODY MOVE. THE SMALL ONE IS LOOSE!!! SHE HAS SHARP TEETH. SHE IS NOT AFRAID TO USE THEM!! IF YOU VALUE YOUR LIFE, THEN DO NOT APPROACH THE TINY PINK TROLL!!!

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COMMANDER KARKAT @vantasspeaks.bsky.social · 28/09/2025

[ Karkat lights the fire, thrusts a couple sticks and skewers at Gamzee, and glares] THERE. IT’S LIT. YOU HAVE YOUR TOOLS. NOW TRY NOT TO TORCH YOUR FACE OFF LIKE THE SUGAR OBSESSED JACKASS YOU ARE. AND YOU @mistakecollective.bsky.social BEHAVE

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COMMANDER KARKAT @vantasspeaks.bsky.social · 28/09/2025

[Karkat lures Gamzee to a proper fire pit. He is already stacking wood into it, muttering about how he’s going to die surrounded by idiots with sugar addictions and no critical thinking skills] STUPID. FUCKING. CLOWNS. (anyways guys meet my good friend :3)

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COMMANDER KARKAT @vantasspeaks.bsky.social · 28/09/2025

[AGGRESSIVELY TAPPING THE POST FOR ANYONE THINKING IM "TOO MEAN" TO IFREYA]

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COMMANDER KARKAT @vantasspeaks.bsky.social · 28/09/2025

WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU 𝗧𝗥𝗬𝗜𝗡𝗚 TO MAKE ME JEALOUS?! WHY DO YOU DO THINGS JUST TO GET A RISE OUT OF ME?!?! HAVE FUN WITH YOUR LOW QUALITY HUMAN SLOP GAME !!!

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COMMANDER KARKAT @vantasspeaks.bsky.social · 28/09/2025

EXCUSE THE FUCK OUT OF ME?! SHE ASKED ME FIRST. SHE ALWAYS ASKS ME FIRST!! AND THEN YOU GUYS HAVE THE AUDACITY TO SIT THERE AND OPENLY TALK ABOUT MAKING ME JEALOUS LIKE ASSHOLES?! 💢 WELL GUESS WHAT? I AM. CONGRATULATIONS, MISSION ACCOMPLISHED

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COMMANDER KARKAT @vantasspeaks.bsky.social · 27/09/2025

WHY THE FUCK WOULD I WILLINGLY SUBJECT MYSELF TO A GARBAGE HUMAN GAME THAT DOES NOTHING BUT TURN FRIENDS INTO BACKSTABBING SHITSTAINS AND PARANOID LUNATICS?!? I’M NOT PLAYING YOUR GASLIGHTING SPACE SIMULATOR 💢

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COMMANDER KARKAT @vantasspeaks.bsky.social · 24/09/2025

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COMMANDER KARKAT @vantasspeaks.bsky.social · 24/09/2025

DO YOU EVER GET TIRED OF BEING THE MOST AGGRAVATING CREATURE TO EVER EXIST, OR IS THIS SOME KIND OF FULL-TIME PROFESSION FOR YOU??? DELETE THIS. DELETE THIS RIGHT NOW BEFORE I INVENT A NEW KIND OF SUFFERING JUST FOR YOU

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COMMANDER KARKAT @vantasspeaks.bsky.social · 24/09/2025

[dramatic whispering] ɪ ꜰᴜᴄᴋɪɴɢ ʜᴀᴛᴇ ʏᴏᴜ.

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COMMANDER KARKAT @vantasspeaks.bsky.social · 24/09/2025

OH YEAH, PERFECT IDEA. DON'T CHECK IF HE'S GOT A CONCUSSION OR IF HE'S STILL BREATHING, JUST MAKE SURE HE'S COZY WHILE HE POSSIBLY SLIPS INTO A COMA. FANTASTIC PRIORITIES, REALLY.

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COMMANDER KARKAT @vantasspeaks.bsky.social · 24/09/2025

ARE YOU IDIOTS DONE LAUGHING AT THE STUPID PP BIT

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COMMANDER KARKAT @vantasspeaks.bsky.social · 24/09/2025

OH GREAT, WE’RE REALLY DOING THIS. WE’VE EVOLVED BEYOND CIVILIZED CONVERSATION AND INTO DEGENERATE POTTY HUMOR. ‘HAHA PP PLANET' THIS ISN'T EVEN FUNNY

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COMMANDER KARKAT @vantasspeaks.bsky.social · 23/09/2025

I AM NOT CRYING. I’M SIMPLY EXPERIENCING A RARE CASE OF EYE SWEAT DUE TO THE ABSURD EMOTIONAL HUMIDITY IVE BEEN EXPOSED TO SENTIMENTALITY IS AN IRRITATING BIOHAZARD AND SHOULD BE BANNED I’M JUST GONNA CURL UP INTO A BALL AND DIE FROM BEING UNDERSTOOD TOO HARD

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COMMANDER KARKAT @vantasspeaks.bsky.social · 23/09/2025

OH I'M "DRAMATIC AND STUPID" HUH?! FINE. DONT LISTEN TO ME OR MY WARNINGS. IT'S NOT LIKE I HAVE LIVED WITH HER OR ANYTHING AND WOULD KNOW BETTER THAN TO LET A SOUL WARPING GREMLIN PUT HER GRUBBY LITTLE PAWS ALL OVER ME.

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COMMANDER KARKAT @vantasspeaks.bsky.social · 23/09/2025

DO NOT PET HER FUCKING EARS. IT IS A TRAP AND IT'S HOW SHE GETS YOU.

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