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Feral philosopher playing violin on the deck of the Titanic. youtube.com/@kimmis_slayhouse?si=2m…

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Inspirational Skeletor @skeletorinspires.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Vent about your joy, not just about your problems. Says Skeletor reminding everyone that joy matters, even if small.
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kimmis-slayhouse.bsky.social @kimmis-slayhouse.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Yo, based on recent events, we need to place Tom Waits in protective custody, like, yesterday.
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The Hard Times @thehardtimesnews.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Nation Collectively Agrees Spelling Yanoplis Right Not Worth The Google thehardtimes.net/breaking/nat...
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Nation Collectively Agrees Spelling Yanoplis Right Not Worth The Google
NEW ORLEANS — Millions of texts, emails, and DMs were misspelled over the weekend as the entire nation collectively decided that looking... Get the full story
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kimmis-slayhouse.bsky.social @kimmis-slayhouse.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
An entire country rolling their eyes while making jerk off motions is hardly what I'd call "full panic mode", cupcake. #LakeOntario
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kimmis-slayhouse.bsky.social @kimmis-slayhouse.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
At least one company isn't kissing the ring nestled between between those repulsive asscheeks.
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kimmis-slayhouse.bsky.social @kimmis-slayhouse.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Some shitty tattoo artist (I'd name and shame if I had the info) had AI pump out a bunch of Tim Curry flash before his body had even reached room temp. Lazy fuck could have at least removed the shit that clearly demonstrated the clanker's lack of understanding of the source material. #FUCKAI
A black and white AI-generated image of Tim Curry in a tattoo flash art style as his character from the film "Home Alone 2". There's a banner underneath Tim Curry's image that says "Be it". Above the banner is a red circle slash symbol over the AI depiction of Tim Curry's face. Below the "Be it" banner are the words "FUCK AI" in red.
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Frank Conniff @frankconniff.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
There's nothing funny about the death of Scott Adams, which is a fitting tribute to his legacy as a cartoonist.
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Frank Conniff @frankconniff.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Scott Adams and Charlie Kirk both left behind cartoons.
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kimmis-slayhouse.bsky.social @kimmis-slayhouse.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
@yourworstnightmary.bsky.social
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kimmis-slayhouse.bsky.social @kimmis-slayhouse.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
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kimmis-slayhouse.bsky.social @kimmis-slayhouse.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
We're such #millennial #cat parents. When Meep is being an asshat, we crack the window in front of his cat tree. It's his "screen time."
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kimmis-slayhouse.bsky.social @kimmis-slayhouse.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
Why is everyone calling it a #bluewave and not a bluenami?
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kimmis-slayhouse.bsky.social @kimmis-slayhouse.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
*hits blunt* What if instead of lowering the flags to half staff when an egregious piece of shit in a high position of power dies, we double the height flags are flown with telescoping flag poles? #dickcheney
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kimmis-slayhouse.bsky.social @kimmis-slayhouse.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
Retro Rogue #Halloween
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kimmis-slayhouse.bsky.social @kimmis-slayhouse.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
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kimmis-slayhouse.bsky.social @kimmis-slayhouse.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
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kimmis-slayhouse.bsky.social @kimmis-slayhouse.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
I made a thing.
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kimmis-slayhouse.bsky.social @kimmis-slayhouse.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
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kimmis-slayhouse.bsky.social @kimmis-slayhouse.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
No thoughts, only fluff.
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kimmis-slayhouse.bsky.social @kimmis-slayhouse.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
I think the least believable thing about #TheRighteousGemstones is having a megachurch pastor being deeply and sincerely love with his wife, and not having any cheating scandals that the flock ends up glossing over and ignoring.
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kimmis-slayhouse.bsky.social @kimmis-slayhouse.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
Hey, #kimdavis, sorry no one wants to clear the cobwebs from your dusty-ass rafters, but that doesn't mean you get to fuck over the rest of us, mmkay? Good talk.
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kimmis-slayhouse.bsky.social @kimmis-slayhouse.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
Challenge accepted
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kimmis-slayhouse.bsky.social @kimmis-slayhouse.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
Look at me being a hilarious, yet, terrible person, lol. @thehardtimesnews.bsky.social
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kimmis-slayhouse.bsky.social @kimmis-slayhouse.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
The least believable part of this is Morrissey actually showing up to a gig. Also, Hogan and Morrissey both suck.
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kimmis-slayhouse.bsky.social @kimmis-slayhouse.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
At least someone knows that being a Cheeto dust dick rider is a bad thing.
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kimmis-slayhouse.bsky.social @kimmis-slayhouse.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
Look at this magnificent beast. LOOK AT HIM!!!
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Kaitlin Kal Lee @kaitlinkallee.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
For the Epsteinth time, an 'underage woman' is called a CHILD. Thanks for coming to my Pred Talk.
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kimmis-slayhouse.bsky.social @kimmis-slayhouse.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
Goodnight, sweet prince
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kimmis-slayhouse.bsky.social @kimmis-slayhouse.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
I'm not sure, but I think there's a typo on this ad... Intermittent fisting is going to be the name of my punk band.
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kimmis-slayhouse.bsky.social @kimmis-slayhouse.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
My best friend's job got DOGEed by Muskrat and his traitor tots. Please help if you can, or share. Today is her birthday, so anything you can do will help make it special. gofund.me/2ad2e444
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kimmis-slayhouse.bsky.social @kimmis-slayhouse.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
This aged well
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kimmis-slayhouse.bsky.social @kimmis-slayhouse.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
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kimmis-slayhouse.bsky.social @kimmis-slayhouse.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
Not happy to live in a world where I had to make this.
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kimmis-slayhouse.bsky.social @kimmis-slayhouse.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
Muskrat trying to start his own political party like he's not the kind of guy that has to arrange his own surprise birthday parties. *sips tea*
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kimmis-slayhouse.bsky.social @kimmis-slayhouse.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
Well, at least this part is better than last time. We don't need another "put a boot in their ass" bit of jingoistic auditory AIDS.
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kimmis-slayhouse.bsky.social @kimmis-slayhouse.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
Go way, I'm beetin' off.
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kimmis-slayhouse.bsky.social @kimmis-slayhouse.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
Fuck it. Monster white wine spritzer.
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kimmis-slayhouse.bsky.social @kimmis-slayhouse.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
The fuck would we do that for? Hook them bitches up to a power plant and BOOM! Infinite energy.
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kimmis-slayhouse.bsky.social @kimmis-slayhouse.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
I'm such a bitch 💅🏼
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kimmis-slayhouse.bsky.social @kimmis-slayhouse.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
This shit really is a beat-for-beat repeat.
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kimmis-slayhouse.bsky.social @kimmis-slayhouse.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
Back on my bullshit.
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kimmis-slayhouse.bsky.social @kimmis-slayhouse.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
Since ol' Rafael is in the news right now, I just wanted to share the thing that pops into my head every time he's mentioned. And I hope it'll do the same for y'all here on out.
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kimmis-slayhouse.bsky.social @kimmis-slayhouse.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
My OC slaps
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kimmis-slayhouse.bsky.social @kimmis-slayhouse.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
Fuck you. We're not going anywhere.
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kimmis-slayhouse.bsky.social @kimmis-slayhouse.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
Look at this AI nonsense to make the wizard of oz look less Turkish 😂
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kimmis-slayhouse.bsky.social @kimmis-slayhouse.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
Perfect fit 💯
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kimmis-slayhouse.bsky.social @kimmis-slayhouse.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
Maybe her fillers migrated and blocked blood flow to her brain.
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kimmis-slayhouse.bsky.social @kimmis-slayhouse.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
Hell yeah
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Gandalf the Curmudgeon @420gandalf.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
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