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Mary Soracco @yourworstnightmary.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

That doofus in the white house just said that the Pope gave Iran permission to have a nuclear weapon. Who on earth is going to believe that??? I really need this Pope to go Chicago on Chump's ass

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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 09/04/2026

Melania Trump is claiming she had no relationship with Ghislaine Maxwell. LEFT: Oct 2002 email from Melania to Ghislaine congratulating her on a pic of Jeffrey & Ghislaine appearing in New York Magazine. She signed it “Love, Melania.” RIGHT: Photo of Epstein & Maxwell in NY Magazine in Oct 2002.

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Mary Soracco @yourworstnightmary.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

So. IF there are any rebates on those tariffs that were passed down to the American consumer... that $'ll go to the importers who paid the tariffs, obv... but the kicker is that they have 0 obligation to reimburse the consumers that they raised prices on. So that's fun.

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Mary Soracco @yourworstnightmary.bsky.social · 06/04/2026

I just figured it out, i listen to salsa music because, inevitably, there's a part of the song that makes me feel like i just won something big on a game show. That's a hard feeling to invoke.

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Mary Soracco @yourworstnightmary.bsky.social · 05/04/2026

I licked a chalkboard at Callahan Elementary School once. So, y'know, I'd watch how you talk to me.

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Mary Soracco @yourworstnightmary.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

Look I know it's hard for MAGA to understand things, but let's give it a whirl. There are 4 types of legal allegiance: natural, acquired, local, and legal. KBJackson was referring to LOCAL allegiance, which pertains to one's DUTY to comply with the laws of the country they are visiting. NOTHING to

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Mary Soracco @yourworstnightmary.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

If Pam Bondi was a Democrat, Trump would definitely call her a nasty woman

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Mary Soracco @yourworstnightmary.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

packing for a trip is downright pleasant when i remember i don't have to pack any bras

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Mary Soracco @yourworstnightmary.bsky.social · 30/03/2026

Whatever happened with the "girlfriend of the Antifa leader" that DHS supposedly arrested and were pressing for information?

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Mary Soracco @yourworstnightmary.bsky.social · 30/03/2026

por la mañana cafe por la tarde ron, I'm a beverage goblin So I'm missing one.

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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 29/03/2026

President Inepstein. What a damning humiliation for our country.

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Just Jack @just-jack-1.bsky.social · 28/03/2026

AMERICA TODAY: millions of people pretending the President of the United States isn’t suffering from acute mental decline and some weird flesh-eating thing, that he doesn’t come across completely unhinged in every interaction, or that he isn’t barreling the nation into financial ruin.

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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 28/03/2026

Medicare is sending out emails from the disreputable quack "Dr. Oz." Please make the grifting ignorance stop!

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Mary Soracco @yourworstnightmary.bsky.social · 27/03/2026

Now that I'm 50, I have no qualms about announcing that it's time to turn on the AC because "my folds are sweating." 🖕#zerofucks

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Mary Soracco @yourworstnightmary.bsky.social · 26/03/2026

QUICK, DON'T THINK, JUST ANSWER: SEALS & CROFTS, LOGGINS & MESSINA, OR CAPTAIN & TENILLE????

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Mary Soracco @yourworstnightmary.bsky.social · 26/03/2026

I wanna be a dj and my name will be DJ Big Badinky Bones

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Mary Soracco @yourworstnightmary.bsky.social · 26/03/2026

IF YOU LOVE MELANIA TRUMP SO MUCH, NAME 3 SONGS

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Mary Soracco @yourworstnightmary.bsky.social · 25/03/2026

Oh and i wanted to get this in well before June: If you oppose Pride Month, just remember that it wouldn't have been necessary without assholes like you making people feel bad for being queer. Basically, the pride movement is your fault; YOU threw the bricks that Pride was built with.

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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 25/03/2026

146 workers died in the Triangle Shirtwaist Factory fire on this day in 1911. The bosses responsible were never held accountable for the awful working conditions that sparked the blaze. Remember this today as politicians and their corporate backers attack workplace safety.

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Mary Soracco @yourworstnightmary.bsky.social · 25/03/2026

For the record, I staunchly believe in publicly accosting people who wear Trump merch. Make them miserable everywhere they go. Remind them every moment of how their vote has negatively affected millions and millions of people. Remind them of their stupidity and selfishness. Never forget.

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Mary Soracco @yourworstnightmary.bsky.social · 23/03/2026

"Mmmbop" is just "Quimbara" for white kids who have never heard of Celia.

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Mary Soracco @yourworstnightmary.bsky.social · 23/03/2026

Guinness was on my bed licking his paw and drooling all over my blanket, which was folded up... now there are like 3 wet spots and it's the only cotton blanket i own. Life is hard

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Mary Soracco @yourworstnightmary.bsky.social · 22/03/2026

Dear Foam Mart Burbank: I wish you were open on Sundays, and i wish you had a giant foam pit to play in after i make my necessary foam purchases. But today is just not my day. See you tomorrow, please build me a foam pit by then thank you.

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Mary Soracco @yourworstnightmary.bsky.social · 22/03/2026

Blackcraft Cult is Ed Hardy for goths

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Mary Soracco @yourworstnightmary.bsky.social · 19/03/2026

Anyone who thinks California has always been a wokeywoke granola pussy-ass state doesn't know its history. #booksky #californiaaslavestate #jeanpfaelzer

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Mary Soracco @yourworstnightmary.bsky.social · 19/03/2026

There are things nobody tells you when you adopt a German Shepherd. One of those things is: don't walk in front of them if they're wearing a surgical cone. Because the side edge of that cone will fit into your ass crack far more perfectly than you ever imagined, and it is truly frightening. 🥺

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Mary Soracco @yourworstnightmary.bsky.social · 18/03/2026

I just watched my husband care for my dollar store paintbrushes as if they were the priceless tools of Picasso himself. What a mensch.

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Mary Soracco @yourworstnightmary.bsky.social · 16/03/2026

Planning to ask my adult son for a piggyback ride to the urgent care. #ihavetodoweirdshitorilldie

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Mary Soracco @yourworstnightmary.bsky.social · 16/03/2026

Just heard Henry Rollins say he likes the Spice Girls and that was unexpected but I'm here for it

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Mary Soracco @yourworstnightmary.bsky.social · 15/03/2026

HEAR ME OUT: Panties with a bar code that will brick your phone if you try to take an upskirt shot

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Mary Soracco @yourworstnightmary.bsky.social · 15/03/2026

I am watching that new Red Pill documentary on Netflix and HOLY CHUD BATMAN

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Mary Soracco @yourworstnightmary.bsky.social · 14/03/2026

New male vet tech at the place where I take my dog. I already don't like him. LOOK, i get that he met my son first, and that he handed him the dog, but he wouldn't even LOOK at me until I told him, TWICE: "I am the owner of the dog. Please speak to ME." He nodded and smiled the first time I said

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Mary Soracco @yourworstnightmary.bsky.social · 14/03/2026

The Trump admin didn't put women in high government offices to empower them--he put them there to be scapegoats, to be a spectacle, and to later replace em with yet more mediocre unfrozen caveman white dudes because "clearly women are incompetent."

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Mary Soracco @yourworstnightmary.bsky.social · 14/03/2026

You will never convince me that the working class in any country is my enemy

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Mary Soracco @yourworstnightmary.bsky.social · 13/03/2026

If you mention the Dept of Defense, and some maga doofus tries to correct you and tell you it's the Dept of War, just tell em you don't give a Kentucky fried fuck about their pronouns. eyyyyyyy 😆👉👉

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Mary Soracco @yourworstnightmary.bsky.social · 12/03/2026

Them: "You only call it a fetus so that you can emotionally disconnect yourself from the fact that there's a HUMAN BEING involved." Me: "You call human beings from other lands illegal aliens for the same reason, shitbird."

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Mary Soracco @yourworstnightmary.bsky.social · 11/03/2026

I'm uninsured, health wise, at the moment. Had to go to the ER for a dog bite. scared of that bill. I checked with my PCP to see what their cash prices are and it's over $400 for a simple follow up. A true "get off my lawn" moment: I remember when offices charged $60 a visit.

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Mary Soracco @yourworstnightmary.bsky.social · 07/03/2026

Other girls are looking at the cute little mini-waxing kit, and I'm over here wishing there was a mini-sandblaster for my art projects.

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Mary Soracco @yourworstnightmary.bsky.social · 06/03/2026

YOU DON'T LIKE HOSPITALS YOU LIKE TACO BELL

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Mary Soracco @yourworstnightmary.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

KRISTI NOEM FIRED 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

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Mary Soracco @yourworstnightmary.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

I've been avoiding books about current political events, because they stress me out so much. But today I decided to read Michael Fanone's memoir about Jan6. Finished it in one day. Enjoyed it, but I'm also pissed. #booksky

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Mary Soracco @yourworstnightmary.bsky.social · 04/03/2026

Dude arguing that gas prices are way down and shows me a $2.89 sign at a truck stop in Quartzsite, AZ. The population there is under 2500. You don't go there unless you're passing through to get to Tucson or Phoenix. Like sure let me drive 5 hours for $2.89 a gallon. And he thinks that's a flex.

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Mary Soracco @yourworstnightmary.bsky.social · 03/03/2026

Trump is a sick bastard. He keeps talking about how American troops will die in Iran. He gets off on it. He imagines that they are fighting and dying for him. He wants fighting and chaos and harm done in his name. He is a spoiled little boy playing with plastic army men, but real.

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Mary Soracco @yourworstnightmary.bsky.social · 01/03/2026

SEND ICE AGENTS TO IRAN SINCE THEY'RE SO TOUGH. (also please don't send anyone else to Iran, we don't want this war)

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Mary Soracco @yourworstnightmary.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

Trump is President Camacho without the heart

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Mary Soracco @yourworstnightmary.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

I love my Autobrush but I just discovered I can't use it when i have a cold, as it requires me to breathe through my nose.

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Mary Soracco @yourworstnightmary.bsky.social · 26/02/2026

Apparently Trump's old decrepit ass coughed up a tonsil stone during the SOTU.

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The Desert Veteran @jkz12769.bsky.social · 25/02/2026

One of the best parts of the SOTU. Classic.

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Mary Soracco @yourworstnightmary.bsky.social · 26/02/2026

Cleaning out my craft room, I found clear plastic globes for making Xmas ornaments. I am now thinking about the most unhinged things I can put inside them, to hang on my tree this year.

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