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@kimgohlich.bsky.social
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gender apathetic gremlin who really likes movies and video games and is mostly just vibing but also cares way too much about stuff they/he, 30s

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who up nu scaring they weeb? 𖤐 @numetalweeb.bsky.social · 1h
Thank you to everyone who has helped so far! Now on -$150 If I can resolve this today, PayPal won't try to call me thinking I can resolve it on the spot 🫶
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C:\Users\Kim @kimgohlich.bsky.social · 4h
literally the only reason i still have an epic games account is because they won't let remedy put alan wake 2 on steam
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Frances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 09/01/2024
ok time to log on to the information superhighway and use my little ape brain to process the individual traumas of 8 billion people at once this will be fine
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C:\Users\Kim @kimgohlich.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
i REALLY like how veilguard looks overall, but i don't think its plant life beats inquisition
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C:\Users\Kim @kimgohlich.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
12 years since inquisition and i can't think of any game since that matches just how good its vegetation/flora looks
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C:\Users\Kim @kimgohlich.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
i believe the actual wording was to take "sinful" pictures, but surely they had to be aware how a bunch of 2010 gamer boys with poor boundaries would take that dante's inferno had the most deranged game marketing campaign ever by quite a wide margin
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C:\Users\Kim @kimgohlich.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
yep, sure do remember "take pictures of yourself sexually harassing our booth babes" for dante's inferno?
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C:\Users\Kim @kimgohlich.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
ea's marketing department from the late 2000s/early 2010s should probably be in jail for some of the shit they pulled
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C:\Users\Kim @kimgohlich.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
i'm glad i'm not the only one who still remembers that
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𝕞𝕚𝕥𝕥𝕖𝕟𝕤 🥀 The Big Cheese @uhmcheesedtomeetyou.com · 10/10/2026
when the function has chicken
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C:\Users\Kim @kimgohlich.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
like no one i've met in real life talks that way, it feels like a cross between a tv presenter and a salesperson and the vibes are super off but we've all just kinda accepted that that's how youtubers talk
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C:\Users\Kim @kimgohlich.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
it's kinda fascinating the way youtube/internet video has evolved so that so many creators talk in a way that makes me immediately feel like i'm the mark for some kind of con
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C:\Users\Kim @kimgohlich.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
i mean last time i posted after midnight i posted this so i get it
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C:\Users\Kim @kimgohlich.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
👀
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C:\Users\Kim @kimgohlich.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
i will 100% go to bat for 2 and 3 any of the week and still find it so funny that disney let them make 2 movies whose thematic core is that piracy is freedom and the true villians are capitalists who are destroying the world by trying to control it ...4 and especially 5 are crap though
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C:\Users\Kim @kimgohlich.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
it's unlikely at this point given that dontnod have been saying they're a few months away from no longer being able to exist as a company, but i believe it was the vampyr team that made their american colonies ghostwife game (banishers)
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C:\Users\Kim @kimgohlich.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
yes i am aware of the irony of using a windows filepath as my username when i've been a linux user for over a year now
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C:\Users\Kim @kimgohlich.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
hey linux (specifically cachyos) fam, is there a way i can have my system language be uk english but still have my trash be called "trash" and not "wastebin"?
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C:\Users\Kim @kimgohlich.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
you're basically standing on your tiptoes at that point, right?
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C:\Users\Kim @kimgohlich.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
...that seems like a lot of inches for a heel
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C:\Users\Kim @kimgohlich.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
seeing the original post before it blew up and just being like "lol normal nu metal weeb shitpost" only to come back an hour later like
static.klipy.com
Community Worst Timeline
Alt: gif from the tv show community of the worst timeline when troy walks back into the apartment with pizza and it's just utter chaos
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C:\Users\Kim @kimgohlich.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
🫂
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C:\Users\Kim @kimgohlich.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
as a certified sherlock hater since season 1, seeing people reach season 4 and go "wait, it was always bad?" had me CACKLING
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C:\Users\Kim @kimgohlich.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
like i know you don't have to buy any of this stuff, but it still kinda taints the whole thing
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C:\Users\Kim @kimgohlich.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
ngl seeing a mtx menu with all this shit in it is part of what turned me off the later entries
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C:\Users\Kim @kimgohlich.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
god i fucking love the trails/kiseki games so much
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C:\Users\Kim @kimgohlich.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
like, it can actually be easy to miss amongst all the anime-ness that some of the series' foundational writing choices are lowkey kinda brilliant
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C:\Users\Kim @kimgohlich.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
there's something so cool and smart about the trails/kiseki games having protagonists whose literal job is doing sidequests
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C:\Users\Kim @kimgohlich.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
...CAN you actually overdose on electrolytes?
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C:\Users\Kim @kimgohlich.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
oh god, we're all gonna have too many electrolytes
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C:\Users\Kim @kimgohlich.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
🫂
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C:\Users\Kim @kimgohlich.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
really struggling to feel valid as a human being at the moment
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I’m literally bisexual dawg chill lmao
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C:\Users\Kim @kimgohlich.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
😂
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C:\Users\Kim @kimgohlich.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
pretty please help my friend get insulin, groceries and... a new bed? (i was offline for a few days but apparently she broke her last one having sex? lmao, you go girl, i'm happy for you 😂)
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C:\Users\Kim @kimgohlich.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
that makes more sense 😂
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C:\Users\Kim @kimgohlich.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i dunno if this is what you were going for or if i'm just a perpetually horny brainrotted gremlin, but my first thought upon reading this was "gurl, you posting about getting morning sex now?"
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🐺Cold🪦Sam🪾 @pdfmerchant.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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C:\Users\Kim @kimgohlich.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
any politician who says they can't see it is either an idiot (and probably shouldn't be in power) or willfully ignoring it because it benefits them (and probably shouldn't be in power)
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who up nu scaring they weeb? 𖤐 @numetalweeb.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Happy bi visibility month Stop erasing bisexuality kthksbye
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C:\Users\Kim @kimgohlich.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
i can't see "third echelon" without remembering interviews with the splinter cell devs and their thick french accents just kept making sound like they were saying "turd echelon"
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C:\Users\Kim @kimgohlich.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
jurassic world rebirth is so funny because trevorrow spent a whole trilogy being like how do we move this franchise beyond "we have to go back to the island" and within 5 minutes of him leaving the franchise is like "we have to go back to the island"
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C:\Users\Kim @kimgohlich.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
yeah, i'm lucky that i switched from adobe premiere to davinci resolve a few years ago and it has a linux version cos otherwise i'd probably still be trapped on windows too
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C:\Users\Kim @kimgohlich.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
i took my "fuck microsoft/xbox" stance so far that i became a linux gamer lol
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who up nu scaring they weeb? 𖤐 @numetalweeb.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I am fucking tired of age verification. It's just data collection. No one could give a fuck about protecting kids seeing as who's in global power
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C:\Users\Kim @kimgohlich.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
i genuinely love that resident evil is one of the few pieces of zombie media to not go post apocalyptic and instead creates an alternate history with increasingly bizzare geopolitics around zombie outbreaks being a semi-regular occurrence
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C:\Users\Kim @kimgohlich.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
at no point in the last 15-or-so years have i ever thought about steve minecraft's dick and now here we are
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C:\Users\Kim @kimgohlich.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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C:\Users\Kim @kimgohlich.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
halo studios/343 industries are the definition of "you had one fucking job and you couldn't fucking do that"
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