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DOUCHEBAG ꒰ 🦷 ꒱

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【 DOUCHEBAG THE HEDGEHOG 】 31 yr writer. MDNI. written by mary 🔔 "well don't i look 𝐏𝐑𝐄𝐓𝐓𝐘 walking down the street in the 𝘣𝘦𝘴𝘵 damn dress i own, @theredspecter.bsky.social "

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DOUCHEBAG ꒰ 🦷 ꒱ @killjoydoll.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
not much of a drinker. the zombie sip drink from applebee's is the exception. otherwise no thanks.
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DOUCHEBAG ꒰ 🦷 ꒱ @killjoydoll.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
". . . . . . tch. . . . another one. hm. interesting."
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“ 𝗧𝗢𝗨𝗚𝗛𝗘𝗥 𝗧𝗛𝗔𝗡 𝗟𝗘𝗔𝗧𝗛𝗘𝗥 ” @magicemeraldholder.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
drawing by rapidhighway on tumblr
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DOUCHEBAG ꒰ 🦷 ꒱ @killjoydoll.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
"i suppose i know who to be for halloween this year."
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ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ ᅠ𝗬𝕺𝖀𝕽 𝗞𝕴𝕹𝕲 .ᐟ @grxxnkxng.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ ᅠᅠ ⠀ #SONICRP × #STHRP
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“ 𝗧𝗢𝗨𝗚𝗛𝗘𝗥 𝗧𝗛𝗔𝗡 𝗟𝗘𝗔𝗧𝗛𝗘𝗥 ” @magicemeraldholder.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
⠀ 🥊 ── 「 𝙄 𝘿𝙊 𝙏𝙃𝙄𝙉𝙂𝙎 𝙊𝙉 𝙈𝙔 𝙊𝙒𝙉 ... 」 ⠀
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𝐀𝐆𝐄𝐍𝐓 𝐑𝐎𝐒𝐄 @agentpikopiko.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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DOUCHEBAG ꒰ 🦷 ꒱ @killjoydoll.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"got it," the blonde hedgehog replied, noiselessly moving in another direction, dull brown eyes still pointed forward as she continued in silence. the assassin appeared to have a destination in mind; although she didn't tell shadow yet.
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DOUCHEBAG ꒰ 🦷 ꒱ @killjoydoll.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
( walking silently beside him, steps noiseless and posture perfect. douchebag's gaze is pointed forward. appearing like a beautiful phantom by the streetlights. ) which place is acceptable for food.
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DOUCHEBAG ꒰ 🦷 ꒱ @killjoydoll.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
enough about me. i am taking you from your office and we're going to get food. it's night. time to go home.
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DOUCHEBAG ꒰ 🦷 ꒱ @killjoydoll.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
i suppose the nutcase has a point.
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DOUCHEBAG ꒰ 🦷 ꒱ @killjoydoll.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
pretty much. i don't assume they'd make a strong enough security system to keep me out.
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DOUCHEBAG ꒰ 🦷 ꒱ @killjoydoll.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
as many times as the bit allows. or until they kill me.
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DOUCHEBAG ꒰ 🦷 ꒱ @killjoydoll.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
#SmileSunday
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DOUCHEBAG ꒰ 🦷 ꒱ @killjoydoll.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
the G.U.N. base really needs better security. . . . . . . maybe they should look into that.
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DOUCHEBAG ꒰ 🦷 ꒱ @killjoydoll.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
( in the most deadpan tone ) truth nuke being sent to your location.
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DOUCHEBAG ꒰ 🦷 ꒱ @killjoydoll.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
🖕😐🖕
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DOUCHEBAG ꒰ 🦷 ꒱ @killjoydoll.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
mary 🔔 this is my second favorite meme i made. 🧍 i'm douchebag?
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DOUCHEBAG ꒰ 🦷 ꒱ @killjoydoll.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
mary 🔔 asmr: the duo you're fighting tells you to lock in before you get curb stomped by one of them into next week.
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DOUCHEBAG ꒰ 🦷 ꒱ @killjoydoll.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
@thedarkhero.bsky.social
art by navinek0z 🐾
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DOUCHEBAG ꒰ 🦷 ꒱ @killjoydoll.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
. . . . .i guess that's one way to mock others.
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EMPRESS SAGE @sage200.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
|* “ SUBMIT TO MY RULE, AND I WILL LEAD YOU INTO THE LIGHT. ” #sonicrp #blueskyrp #parody written by #Agent .|
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DOUCHEBAG ꒰ 🦷 ꒱ @killjoydoll.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
shadow.
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DOUCHEBAG ꒰ 🦷 ꒱ @killjoydoll.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
she seems to know he is there; the clones were controlled by her, so douchebag had them go for blood. they seemed evenly matched until one of the clones was destroyed by a swipe of the spear.
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DOUCHEBAG ꒰ 🦷 ꒱ @killjoydoll.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
currently training. a shadowy spear forms in her grasp. she uses it to deflect clones attacking her. she's sparring with them.
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—— ࿄ 𝑳𝑨𝑵𝑶𝑳𝑰𝑵 —— .ᐟ @bossysheep.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
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angelina the rabbit 𝜗𝜚. ₊ ݁ @ditzybunny.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
⏔⏔⏔⏔⏔⏔⏔⏔⏔ ꒰ ᧔ෆ᧓ ꒱ ⏔⏔⏔⏔⏔⏔⏔⏔⏔ . ❥ ּ֯ ┆꒰ ditzybunny.straw.page .ᐟ ꒱
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* 𝐇𝐀𝐓𝐄𝐒 𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐈𝐍' 𝐈𝐍 𝐒𝐄𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐃 𝐏𝐋𝐀𝐂𝐄 ~ . @embittered-painter.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
❛ 𝘞𝘏𝘈𝘛 𝘈𝘙𝘌 𝘠𝘖𝘜 𝙇𝙊𝙎𝙀𝙍𝙎 𝘋𝘖𝘐𝘕' 𝘕𝘖𝘞 ? ❜ 🥑 12+ уєαяѕ σf яσℓєρℓαуιиg єχρєяιєи¢є . 🥑 мιяяσяє∂ ∂єтαιℓ . 🥑 иσ тαвσσ α¢¢συитѕ . 🥑 иσ вιgσтяу . 🥑 иσ gσ∂мσ∂∂ιиg . 🥑 иσ αι-gєиєяαтє∂ ¢σитєит . 🥑 ℓєω∂ ιи ∂мѕ . 🥑 вє ραтιєит ωιтн яєρℓιєѕ . 🥑 αρρяσα¢нαвℓє мυи . 🥑 ѕєяισυѕ . 🥑 ¢яα¢к . 🥑 σρєи тσ ¢яσѕѕσνєяѕ .
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✧⌣⋆⌢ ⌌ ┆ ⠀𝕷ᴜᴍᴇɴ 𝕯ʀᴀᴄᴏɴɪs. @securisrune.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
ㅤ ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ︵ ㅤㅤ➣ㅤㅤ𝕮𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐀𝐒𝐒𝐈𝐎𝐍 —— 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝕯𝑹𝑨𝑮𝑶𝑵. ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ︶ ㅤ
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ロックマン𝕏 @hopeofthefuture.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝑹 𝑬 𝑨 𝑫 𝒀 .ᐟ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀▣ #MMXRP / #MMRP / #MVRP ▣
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Ƶ𝐄𝐑𝐎. @wilynumberinfinity.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
⠀ ↻ + ♡︎ || #MMXRP / #MMRP / #MVRP || ⠀
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DOUCHEBAG ꒰ 🦷 ꒱ @killjoydoll.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
so you'll finally perish, right. you said you'd do /anything/.
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DOUCHEBAG ꒰ 🦷 ꒱ @killjoydoll.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
it is a wonderful idea. . . . . earl grey or some unsweetened coffee.
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DOUCHEBAG ꒰ 🦷 ꒱ @killjoydoll.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
". . . . . i can go for some mayonnaise on the sandwiches. light mayo. maybe some vinaigrette. and that will be all. . .thanks."
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DOUCHEBAG ꒰ 🦷 ꒱ @killjoydoll.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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DOUCHEBAG ꒰ 🦷 ꒱ @killjoydoll.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
ah. thank you. I will grab us some drinks.
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DOUCHEBAG ꒰ 🦷 ꒱ @killjoydoll.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
". . . . . . .afternoon." 😐
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𝐋𝐄𝐀𝐃𝐄𝐑 𝐎𝐅 𝐄𝐕𝐈𝐋 @kingofzeti.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
𝐙𝐀𝐕𝐎𝐊 𝐎𝐅 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐃𝐄𝐀𝐃𝐋𝐘 𝐒𝐈𝐗 #SONICRP, #MVRP
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DOUCHEBAG ꒰ 🦷 ꒱ @killjoydoll.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
"indeed. i'm not showing off. you're my chair now," the blonde muttered, turning a page of her book. she doesn't lean against him, but remains properly upright.
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DOUCHEBAG ꒰ 🦷 ꒱ @killjoydoll.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
mary 🔔 the temptation to name one of my DB variants 'roadkill' or having their previous alias be roadkill. i mean. it'd fit!! idk if i'm cooking or not but.
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DOUCHEBAG ꒰ 🦷 ꒱ @killjoydoll.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
promptly dropping herself onto @thedarkhero.bsky.social 's lap elegantly; all while focused on reading a book.
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DOUCHEBAG ꒰ 🦷 ꒱ @killjoydoll.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
"oh-- . . . . . it's sunday, huh."
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esther 🩺⋆˙⟡ @killjoylifez.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
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─ ๋࣭ ✦.【 𝕸𝐎𝐍𝐒𝐓𝐑𝐔𝐌 𝕸𝐀𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐑𝐔𝐌 . 】 @dogsins.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
  ⠀⠀  ɪ ᴡ͟ᴀ͟ɴ͟ᴛ͟ᴇ͟ᴅ sᴏ 𝕭𝐀𝐃𝐋𝐘 ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ     𝕷𝑶𝑽𝑬𝑫 、ɪ sᴛ͜ᴀʀ͡ᴛᴇᴅ ʏᴇʟʟɪɴɢ ᴀᴛ ᴛʜᴇ﹙ ᴡʜᴏʟᴇ ﹚𝖂𝐎𝐑𝐋𝐃 、  
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DOUCHEBAG ꒰ 🦷 ꒱ @killjoydoll.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
mary 🔔 here are my douchebag variant miis. we have dbag, anti, charlotte, shikabane, dollie, serena, and esther.
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DOUCHEBAG ꒰ 🦷 ꒱ @killjoydoll.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
mary 🔔 can't wait for halloween this year.
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