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Kill Every Monster

@killeverymonster.com
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We are an award-winning Dungeons and Dragons podcast about every monster in the manual. Part of the @deadghostpro.com network. Co-produced by @aramvartian.com and @djmalenfant.bsky.social Follow our amazing guests! go.bsky.app/5WtDuQt

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Dylan @djmalenfant.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
July 13: startplaying.games/adventure/cm... July 14: startplaying.games/adventure/cm...
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Join Dinner at the Eiffel Tower - Discord - EAT THE REICH | StartPlaying Games
This game is a hyper-violent exercise in catharsis. You will play a vampire dropped like a bomb into Nazi-occupied Paris. From there, you will kill (and maybe eat) every Nazi between you and the moust...
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Dylan @djmalenfant.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Hey, all! I'm starting up on StartPlaying with a few one shot sessions of Eat the Reich. If you want to be a vampire and fuck up some Nazis (and who doesn't?), links below. July 8: startplaying.games/adventure/cm...
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Join Dinner at the Eiffel Tower - Discord - EAT THE REICH | StartPlaying Games
This game is a hyper-violent exercise in catharsis. You will play a vampire dropped like a bomb into Nazi-occupied Paris. From there, you will kill (and maybe eat) every Nazi between you and the moust...
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Dylan @djmalenfant.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
I'm running two games, one after the other, and then releasing them interwoven. Kill the Reich is going to be run as written, smashing up Paris to kill Nazis. Night's Black Agents runs 50 years later to trace through the wreckage and eliminate any residual threats.
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Glaiza ✈️ Philippines 09/[REDACTED]-10/[REDACTED] @classicalglaiza.com · 01/06/2026
OH.
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Kill Every Monster @killeverymonster.com · 11/04/2026
We have the account back and are taking steps to transfer the ownership to Dylan in order to ensure this does not happen again. We believe we have restored access to those who were banned. If we missed you, hit us up and we'll fix it.
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Kill Every Monster @killeverymonster.com · 09/04/2026
Hey people - Aram's Discord was hacked, and they used that to take over the Dead Ghost group. Please DO NOT interact with Aram's accounts or click any links he may post on Discord.
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Kill Every Monster @killeverymonster.com · 20/02/2026
"mmmBRPLBRLBRPLBRLllluuuurrrrr..."
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Jes the human @jesthehuman.itch.io · 12/02/2026
TWO HUNDRED AND FIFTY THREE THOUSAND 🥹
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V.J. Harris | vjhcreations | Ennie Nominated | Crit Award Nom @vjhcreations.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
It's been 11 days since On Call, the werewolf dispatching game, launched. Let's see how we're doing Backers: 70 Amount Raised: 1466 (48% funded) So we've slowed down for the past two days. Lets talk more about why I'm doing this backerkit. #ZiMo #dispatch #ttrpg #werewolf
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Aram @aramvartian.com · 18/01/2026
I really despised the character I played in the People episode of @killeverymonster.com. In order to be a human that was worse than most humans, I just kept saying yes to every dark impulse. The character that emerged was perfect for the moment, and I hate them.
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Aram @aramvartian.com · 06/01/2026
One of the best things to happen to me in the last decade was becoming friends and creative partners with @djmalenfant.bsky.social. We made @killeverymonster.com as a critique on the largest TTRPG company on earth. We made @deadghostpro.com because we love telling stories with games.
A cartoon-style graphic of a purple, octopus-like creature with four tentacles. The underside of the tentacles is yellow with visible suction cups. Instead of eyes, the creature has two large pink "X"s set against yellow circles. The background is a textured orange grid, and the text "KILL EVERY MONSTER" appears in yellow capital letters across the bottom.A neon sign displayed against a dark brick wall. The sign features the outline of a classic arcade ghost in glowing pink and blue tubes. Inside the ghost outline, two "X"s inside circles represent dead eyes. Below the graphic, the text "DEAD GHOST PRODUCTIONS" glows in purple sans-serif letters.
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Elliot, the Hella ADHD Bimbro @illegallyelliot.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
The best compliment I can give @killeverymonster.com is that every new episode makes me want to play 5e, until I remember I fucking hate 5e
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Dead Ghost @deadghostpro.com · 01/01/2026
We cannot wait to share this story with you.
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Kill Every Monster @killeverymonster.com · 01/01/2026
Get ready for more monsters, more amazing guests, and more new episodes in 2026.
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Dylan @djmalenfant.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
When we started making @killeverymonster.com, it was partially an exercise in venting frustration. It is also because, after years around the periphery of the people who design games I love, I wanted an excuse to talk to people I thought were cool. It's worked bafflingly well.
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Aram @aramvartian.com · 15/12/2025
We make @killeverymonster.com to be a critical voice of the most dominant TTRPG of all time. We make @deadghostpro.com because we love playing games and crafting fully immersive audio experiences.
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Skyline Tavern (EQ | she/her) @skylinetavern.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
Just stumbled on this podcast and loving it so far! @killeverymonster.com #dnd #monstertropes #ttrpg
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Kill Every Monster @killeverymonster.com · 13/11/2025
Seconded.
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Adventure Dice -> Winnipeg ComicCon @adventuredice.ca · 09/11/2025
In 15 minutes - Dungeons & Dragons 5e! with @conkliodd.bsky.social @aramvartian.com @etherealashie.bsky.social @taggianto.bsky.social Zach Watch live: twitch.tv/PlaidDogEvents Donate: andreasadventurers.ca ⁠ Your donations have in-game effects!⁠ ⁠#andreasadventurers2025
The cast line up for a game of Dungeons and Dragons, taking place on Sunday November 9 at 9 am  Pacific, with GM Owen and Aram, Ashie, Tagg, Zach. All for Andrea's Adventurers charity RPG Weekend
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Kill Every Monster @killeverymonster.com · 03/11/2025
Hey people - we recently switched hosts and set up a new advertising program. We did not pay enough attention to what ads we wanted to filter out. The result is that promotions for ICE recruiting ended up in our feed. We have taken steps to ensure this will not happen again.
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Aram @aramvartian.com · 31/10/2025
Get ready to meet Sssudie.
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Kill Every Monster @killeverymonster.com · 31/10/2025
🐍 NEW EPISODE ALERT 🐍 We are joined by the amazing @sebastianyue.bsky.social for the Yuan-Ti episode! Listen to Kill Every Monster anywhere you get your podcasts: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/k...
An episode cover for the Dungeons and Dragons podcast 'Kill Every Monster,' with the theme being the Yuan-ti. The main subject is a fantasy illustration of a muscular, humanoid creature with the head of a blue cobra, holding a large scimitar. In the upper right is a color instant photo of a person named Sebastian, who has stylish turquoise hair and glasses. The title 'YUAN-TI' is centered in large, dripping, yellow-and-pink gradient letters. The bottom of the image features a landscape of purple D20 dice.
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Aram @aramvartian.com · 28/10/2025
I think about my little dragon buddy often 🥰
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Dylan @djmalenfant.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
I can't say enough how proud I was to contribute to @partyofonepodcast.bsky.social Jeff is an institution unto himself in AP and TTRPG interviews. His work is fundamental to @killeverymonster.com I can't say enough good about him or his show.
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Dylan @djmalenfant.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
I'm one of the hosts of @killeverymonster.com with @aramvartian.com We do an interview about a D&D monster, then run a short AP around the monster in the back half of the episode.
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Dylan @djmalenfant.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
If you heard the Treant episode of @killeverymonster.com, you know how funny Anica is, and this idea is so fun. It's gonna be worth having just to read.
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AJ ~ HooshaKid Studios🔜PAXU(?) @hooshakid.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
Forreal forreal, this episode made me want to have a dwarf town that is in a symbiotic relationship with rust monsters
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Aram @aramvartian.com · 16/10/2025
*takes notes*
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Kill Every Monster @killeverymonster.com · 16/10/2025
✅ build catapults ✅ lay siege to a castle 🚫 make thermite
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Othersider Studios Cordially Invites You... @othersiderstudios.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
𝙰 𝚜𝚔𝚎𝚝𝚌𝚑 𝚌𝚊𝚗 seͤeͤ 𝚊 𝚝𝚑𝚘𝚞𝚜𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚝𝚛𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚜... Arcane Corps: Gifts of Fear continues TONIGHT at 8PM ET! Watch it our Twitch, Youtube, and @MonteCookGames ' Moonbeam platform! www.twitch.tv/others... www.youtube.com/live... www.moonbeam.stream/...
Stream promotional for Arcane Corps Gifts of Fear. There is a nebulous background of deep green and teal. The image in the background shows an old fashioned tape recorder dead center.

At the top of the page is the Othersider Studios Logo and the Monte Cook Games logo.

The promotion reads "Arcane Corps: Gifts of Fear, A Magnus Archive RPG Actual Play. Prologue"

Beneathe that is images of the cast: Ambrose as the Storyteller, Mozzarelle as Marcus Adani, Synxiec as Orfi Stera, and Bee Zelda as Janemba.

And underneath that it reads "Tonight @ 8pm ET, watch on Twitch, Youtube, and Moonbeam"
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✨Sailor Scout Austin✨🔜PAXU @sailorsctaustin.blacksky.app · 09/10/2025
Libraries rule
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Amanda, Clover Mother @onionbug.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
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Alt: Magic the Gathering character Miles Tails Prowler says trans right
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Wil Cornish @wilcornish.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
@killeverymonster.com a thought. “Anything that’s been invented for trains is something dwarves would have” “Dwarves would definitely invent a railgun” Maglev trains.
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Aram @aramvartian.com · 29/09/2025
Season 5 of @killeverymonster.com starts today! Join us on Discord tonight at 8pm EST for a live watch of the episode and DM Notes.
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Dead Ghost @deadghostpro.com · 29/09/2025
Join us tonight for the start of Season 5! Link to the Discord event: discord.gg/AmEqHTTxGU?e...
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Kill Every Monster @killeverymonster.com · 29/09/2025
⛓️‍💥 Season 5 of Kill Every Monster has begun! ⛓️‍💥 To kick it off, we are joined by Zac from @carbon-and-iron.bsky.social for the Rust Monster. Join us TONIGHT at 8pm EST for a live listen to the Rust Monster episode and our Patreon-exclusive DM Notes.
A fantasy-themed podcast cover. The main image is a large, hand-drawn illustration of a fantastical creature called a Rust Monster. The monster is a large, reddish-brown insect-like creature with six legs, a feathered tail, and a bony snout. In the top right corner, there is a Polaroid photo of a man with a mohawk, beard, and red sunglasses, with the name "Zac" written on the bottom. The title "RUST MONSTER" is written in large, jagged, pink and yellow letters below the creature. The bottom of the image features a line of purple rocks and a line of text that says, "KILL EVERY MONSTER."A podcast cover image designed to look like a Dungeon Master's notes. On a sheet of graph paper, there's a hand-drawn illustration of a fantastical creature called a Rust Monster. The creature looks like a large, six-legged insect with a feathered tail and a snout. The text next to it reads, "These strange, normally docile creatures corrode ferrous metals, then gobble up the rust they create. In doing so, they have ruined the armor, shields, and weapons of countless adventurers." In the foreground, a multi-colored ten-sided die is featured along with a hand-drawn sword, some numbers, and a monster with eyes on stalks. The bottom of the image has a line of text that says, "KILL EVERY MONSTER."
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Kill Every Monster @killeverymonster.com · 25/09/2025
You'll meet Zac when the Rust Monster episode goes live as we kick off Season 5 on September 29th.
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Aram @aramvartian.com · 09/09/2025
This is going to be such a good season of @killeverymonster.com
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Kill Every Monster @killeverymonster.com · 09/09/2025
Get ready for Season 5 of Kill Every Monster! - Rust Monster with Zac: Sep 29th - Gnoll with Khaldoun: Oct 13th - Devils with @lilithttrpg.bsky.social: Oct 27th - Yuan-ti with @sebastianyue.bsky.social: Nov 10th
An episode cover for the Dungeons and Dragons podcast 'Kill Every Monster,' focused on the Rust Monster. The main subject is a fantasy illustration of a reddish-brown, beetle-like creature with a plated carapace and long, feathery antennae. In the upper right is a color instant photo of a man named Zac, with a dark mohawk and red sunglasses. The title 'RUST MONSTER' is centered in large, stylized letters with a yellow-to-pink gradient. The bottom of the image features a landscape of purple D20 dice.An episode cover for the Dungeons and Dragons podcast 'Kill Every Monster,' focused on the Gnoll. The main subject is a fearsome, illustrated gnoll—a humanoid hyena with greyish fur, wearing piecemeal armor and holding a spear. In the upper right is a black-and-white instant photo of a man named Khaldoun, who is making a playful, claw-like gesture. The title 'GNOLL' is rendered in large, dripping letters with a vibrant pink-to-yellow gradient. The base of the image is a rocky landscape made of purple polyhedral dice.An episode cover for the Dungeons and Dragons podcast 'Kill Every Monster,' with the theme being 'Devils.' The main subject is a fantasy illustration of a powerful, red-skinned devil whose head and face are wrapped in bandages and chains. More chains are wrapped around its body and connected to large hooks. In the upper right is a black-and-white instant photo of a young woman with dark hair and a choker, identified as 'Hannah.' The title 'DEVILS' is centered in large, dripping, yellow-and-pink gradient letters. The bottom of the image features a landscape of purple D20 dice.An episode cover for the Dungeons and Dragons podcast 'Kill Every Monster,' with the theme being the Yuan-ti. The main subject is a fantasy illustration of a muscular, humanoid creature with the head of a blue cobra, holding a large scimitar. In the upper right is a color instant photo of a person named Sebastian, who has stylish turquoise hair and glasses. The title 'YUAN-TI' is centered in large, dripping, yellow-and-pink gradient letters. The bottom of the image features a landscape of purple D20 dice.
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Kill Every Monster @killeverymonster.com · 06/09/2025
Season 5 of Kill Every Monster is going to be one of our best ones yet.
An episode cover for the Dungeons and Dragons podcast 'Kill Every Monster,' focused on the Rust Monster. The main subject is a fantasy illustration of a reddish-brown, beetle-like creature with a plated carapace and long, feathery antennae. In the upper right is a color instant photo of a man named Zac, with a dark mohawk and red sunglasses. The title 'RUST MONSTER' is centered in large, stylized letters with a yellow-to-pink gradient. The bottom of the image features a landscape of purple D20 dice.An episode cover for the Dungeons and Dragons podcast 'Kill Every Monster.' The main subject is a large, menacing fantasy illustration of a gnoll (a humanoid hyena) in crude armor. In the upper right corner is a black-and-white instant photo of a man named Khaldoun making an expressive face. The word 'GNOLL' is centered in large, dripping, pink-and-yellow gradient letters. The bottom of the image features a landscape of purple D20 dice and the show's title.
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Kill Every Monster @killeverymonster.com · 03/09/2025
Season 5 of the show is starting off strong 💪🏽
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Hamnah ✨ // Lilith 😈 @lilithttrpg.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
If you can understand not supporting or voting for a Democratic candidate because of their transphobic policies, you can also understand not supporting or voting for a Democratic candidate because of their zionist policies. Or do you not have empathy for brown people?
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Aram @aramvartian.com · 29/08/2025
We do this by having a Questions page on our website that answers the most common inquires listeners, guests, and sponsors have: killeverymonster.com/show/
A screenshot of the FAQ page for the 'Kill Every Monster' podcast. On the left, text explains that the show is a Dungeons and Dragons podcast that explores the lore of monsters. On the right, images showcase show-related content: a mobile phone playing an episode, two monster-themed enamel pins, and a section for other merchandise.
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Kill Every Monster @killeverymonster.com · 25/08/2025
✉️ NEW EPISODE ALERT ✉️ Dylan and Aram answer listener questions from Season 4 of Kill Every Monster.
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Oblivion³ @oblivioncubed.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
As another Dylan who gets uppity about worldbuilding, I endorse this.
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Kill Every Monster @killeverymonster.com · 18/08/2025
We are going LIVE with a special preview of our new series, "Dylan Is Mad About A Thing" in 7 minutes! Join us in chat for episode 1: "Worldbuilding."
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Aram @aramvartian.com · 11/08/2025
Our Season 4 wrap-up of @killeverymonster.com is live! Listen anywhere you get your podcasts (or watch us on YouTube) as we run through some of the best candidates yet and decided if these beasties would Do A Murder.
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Kill Every Monster @killeverymonster.com · 11/08/2025
🔪 NEW EPISODE ALERT 🔪 @djmalenfant.bsky.social and @aramvartian.com break down each monster from Season 4 to determine whether or not they "Do A Murder." redcircle.com/shows/d18ef8...
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Does It Murder Season 4
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Aram @aramvartian.com · 10/08/2025
We have a lot of hot contenders for our seasonal wrap-up episode question of "Would they do a murder?"
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Kill Every Monster @killeverymonster.com · 10/08/2025
Join us TONIGHT at 8pm EST for the live premiere of Kill Every Monster Season 4 "Does It Murder?" Set a reminder here: discord.gg/gKyVMkEap5?e...
Cover for the Season 4 "Does It Murder" episode of the Dungeons and Dragons podcast "Kill Every Monster."
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