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mia magpie 🫧

@killermagpie.bsky.social
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Books. Art. Cake. Comfy bed. Don’t be a dick, its not nice. 💕🌿🫧🛼✨🍰🌷

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mia magpie 🫧 @killermagpie.bsky.social · 7h
I am grateful every day to live in this beautiful town 🩶
Beautiful Blackfriars Church .. view from Solly’s Orchard across the Great Stour.
Canterbury 2026 🩶
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mia magpie 🫧 @killermagpie.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
St. Bart’s ♥️
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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 05/10/2026
Holy shit.
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fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Used to work in a small cafe in Carlisle when I overheard a young man deliberating with his friend whether he should move to London or not and was waiting for a sign. I stuck London Calling on and the look he gave his friend stuck with me and I really hope he made it to London.
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mia magpie 🫧 @killermagpie.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
World leaders. That's what they are.
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mia magpie 🫧 @killermagpie.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Dudes can be so fukn gross
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 16/09/2026
This is why Trump can’t stand Black women. They don’t take his shit. Let’s appreciate Rep. Joyce Beatty for being the fighter we need. Trump: “I think you’re incompetent.” Beatty: “I know you’re incompetent.” Then she reminded him: “You had more bankruptcies than anybody in the room.” 🔥
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mia magpie 🫧 @killermagpie.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Yummeth
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mia magpie 🫧 @killermagpie.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
❤️‍🩹
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Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
8,000 children singing together in one arena to celebrate the music of Bob Marley. This happened in Manchester, where school pupils formed a huge choir in honor of what would have been the legendary singer's 80th birthday. Thousands of voices singing at once made the performance unforgettable. 🫶
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mia magpie 🫧 @killermagpie.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
As a mother who has lost a 16 year old daughter.. all i can say is 😭😭😭
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mia magpie 🫧 @killermagpie.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
🙏🏼
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mia magpie 🫧 @killermagpie.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Moving back to 🇬🇧 from 🇺🇸 is a very good thing indeed.
View of Canterbury Cathedral from raised garden that overlooks the grounds.
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mia magpie 🫧 @killermagpie.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Do better.
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wendy norris @wendynorris.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
It's been such an awful couple of years. Let's honor one of the best people on the planet.
Top image: Star Wars logo on a dark field of stars.
Bottom image: Scene of Dolly Parton's character seated behind a typewriter in the movie "9 to 5."

Caption: If 5/4 is Star Wars Day, can 9/25 be Dolly Parton Day?
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Massimo (mirror) @rainmaker1973-m.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Guy who got famous for carrying his corgi in a dog backpack is now helping rescue dogs get adopted by carrying them in a dog backpack. This is Walter. [📹 madmax_fluffyroad] Original post
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Joe Roberts 🔥💙🔥🐸 @robbyjoe.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
He didn’t change. They did.
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mia magpie 🫧 @killermagpie.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Fuk this ugly fuk
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 04/08/2026
Not the guillotine for the data center CEO 🔥
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Liz Ahern 🌈🇲🇽🏳️‍⚧️☮️ @austinmermaid.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Billy, the music loving dog is taken to the music hall filled with musicians practicing and listens for the sound that pleases him the most. It’s the cello. 🎻 He lays down basking in the waves of sounds he chose out of all the others. Music is the universal language. #DogsofBluesky #MusicSky
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mia magpie 🫧 @killermagpie.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Boycott the shithole
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Imagine if a woman president spent most her time raving and crying about an election she lost 6 years ago. Emotional. Unstable. Hysterical. Unfit to lead.
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ContempraInn 🌹 @contemprainn.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
This good boy has been watching over the Worcester Cathedral for over 700 years.
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Farrukh @implausibleblog.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Left: Nigel Farage says he wasn't in politics at the time George Cottrell was donating to him Right: George Cottrell literally had business cards with Nigel Farage's email on them
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mia magpie 🫧 @killermagpie.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Shame they were boo’d during their national anthem.. not cool. They have way more grace than their hosts ✨
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mia magpie 🫧 @killermagpie.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
All the windows open ~ its glorious, but now sleep ✨
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Graeme @graeme1982.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Current mood. But also feeling hefty and sweaty. It won't end well. Good morning.
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Thinking about an inground pool increasingly becoming a symbol of a man famous for acutely identifying with Norma Desmond
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mia magpie 🫧 @killermagpie.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
time to eat the rich
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joes-spot.bsky.social @joes-spot.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
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Skip hop jump Blue Dolphin🍀🐬🐚🐸🐾 @bluealways.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
I never knew until now why England wanted to get rid of the religious weirdos who were on the Mayflower. 🙄
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mia magpie 🫧 @killermagpie.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Weddings are so fukin lame.
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mia magpie 🫧 @killermagpie.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Dignity. May we all be more like your friend 🙏🏼
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mia magpie 🫧 @killermagpie.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
USA= U Stupid Assholes
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DiscoMonster @montbrown.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Is it time to eat the billionaires yet?
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mia magpie 🫧 @killermagpie.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
🥰🥰🥰
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🏳️‍⚧️Mel💜they/them🏳️‍⚧️ @meltheparadox.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
"Weeds are flowers too, once you get to know them." - A.A. Milne
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mia magpie 🫧 @killermagpie.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
A very good reason to not pay federal taxes 💸💸💸
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mia magpie 🫧 @killermagpie.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
❤️‍🩹
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mia magpie 🫧 @killermagpie.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
What could they do if you moved out of the US? Like, to Europe?
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🦋 Frankie 🦋 @frankiemillie10.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
‘The older I get, the more I believe happiness lives in ordinary things, pets on the bed, coffee in the garden, birds in the morning, the wind through the trees, a clean house, shared food, warm hus and the sky changing above. So much of life's beauty is quiet, gentle, and already here’
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mia magpie 🫧 @killermagpie.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
I blame the Kardashians.
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Chef @chefdejour.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Because his "friends*" will be harmed by the release of the Epstein files. *he has no friends.
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mia magpie 🫧 @killermagpie.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
@wendywoooo.bsky.social wishing you a very happy birthday.. 🌷
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Arrête Mark Carney ⚜️ @lalegault.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Women don’t need mental health help, we need Epstein prosecutions and men to stop trying to control us.
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Wine Mom Wrote a Mystery @winemommystery.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
"Those who are tardy do not get fruit cup."
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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 24/04/2026
He’s a disease that must be cut away.
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mia magpie 🫧 @killermagpie.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Fuk everyone who watched that show and encouraged this shit we have now.
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
@lanechanged - 

We look so stupid to the rest of the world rt now. If it wasn't for all the shootings, they'd prob think we have no schools here.
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Spencer Koelle @spencerkoelle.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Instead of asking chatgpt, why not ask a librarian? You'll get real answers and they won't tell you to kill yourself.
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