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Killed by Google @killedbygoogle.com · 29/09/2026
Let the countdown begin.
Screenshot of Killed by Google website showing the entry for ChromeOS. On the right is a guillotine icon with June 2034 below it. The description reads:

Done for in almost 8 years, ChromeOS was an operating system that powered Chromebooks, Chromeboxes, tablets, and other devices. It will be about 23 years old.
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Killed by Google @killedbygoogle.com · 27/09/2026
Yay private equity
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Killed by Google @killedbygoogle.com · 16/09/2026
For my next trick, I’d like to be employed again. :) 📍 Located in SF. 💼 I lead technical customer-facing teams inside GTM and/or Support in the dev tools space. 📋 prev: Clerk, Vercel bs: @codyogden.com
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Killed by Google @killedbygoogle.com · 16/09/2026
Eight years ago today I rage built Killed by Google all because of Inbox by Gmail being shutdown. inbox.killedbygoogle.com
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Inbox by Gmail – The inbox that works for you
Inbox by Gmail is a new app from the Gmail team. Inbox is an organised place where you can get things done and get back to what matters. Bundles keep emails organised. See the Highlights without openi...
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Killed by Google @killedbygoogle.com · 30/08/2026
Zero integrity over at Google.
Screenshot of Google Maps showing Lake Ontario labeled as “Lake America.”
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Killed by Google @killedbygoogle.com · 29/05/2026
try this: fitbithair.com
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Fitbit Hair — Track your regrowth.
The world's first smart sweatband clinically unproven™ to reverse male pattern baldness. Your follicles, finally online.
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Killed by Google @killedbygoogle.com · 28/05/2026
🔪
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Killed by Google @killedbygoogle.com · 28/05/2026
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Killed by Google @killedbygoogle.com · 27/05/2026
hear me out
A 3D animated knife with the Google colors on the handle. The knife is in the center of a white app icon with “Google” written at the bottom of the icon.
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Killed by Google @killedbygoogle.com · 27/05/2026
For their next trick, Google will enter the male pattern baldness industry with… Fitbit Hair fitbithair.com
fitbithair.com
Fitbit Hair — Track your regrowth.
The world's first smart sweatband clinically unproven™ to reverse male pattern baldness. Your follicles, finally online.
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Android Authority @androidauthority.com · 22/05/2026
Your Chromecast may have just reached the end of the road
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Your Chromecast may have just reached the end of the road
Google has pulled the plug on several Chromecast models.
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 23/05/2026
Make the data center a public sex forest
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Killed by Google @killedbygoogle.com · 20/05/2026
Meet Snark, the AI that didn’t ask. geminisnark.com
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Gemini Snark
Your 24/7 personal AI bro. Won't help. Will judge. Not affiliated with Google. Obviously.
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Killed by Google @killedbygoogle.com · 20/05/2026
Meet Snark, the AI that didn’t ask. geminisnark.com
geminisnark.com
Gemini Snark
Your 24/7 personal AI bro. Won't help. Will judge. Not affiliated with Google. Obviously.
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Killed by Google @killedbygoogle.com · 15/12/2025
I had a better post, but Bluesky fucked up in sending it. :(
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Killed by Google @killedbygoogle.com · 15/12/2025
Damn. They couldn’t get a billion users for this? www.theverge.com/news/844700/...
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Google’s turning off its dark web monitoring service that scoured data breaches for your info
Dark web reports go dark
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Killed by Google @killedbygoogle.com · 12/12/2025
Yep. They are shutting down that tool Dec 31, 2025, but it’s been extended before. And I believe someone figured out a way to open source the tool.
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Killed by Google @killedbygoogle.com · 12/12/2025
s/o to the people who sent me literal death threats when I correctly called the death of Stadia. Glad all those controllers aren’t becoming e-waste.
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Killed by Google @killedbygoogle.com · 10/12/2025
Gemini is predicting Google will announce its death 10 years from now. That’s a very optimistic timeline.
Google Gemini was tasked to hallucinate the front page of Hacker News on December 9, 2035. Highlighted is an entry that links to killedbygoogle.com with the headline, “Google Kills Gemini Cloud Services.”
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Killed by Google @killedbygoogle.com · 01/12/2025
It’s a Christmas miracle.
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Killed by Google @killedbygoogle.com · 01/12/2025
They aren’t keeping keep.
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Killed by Google @killedbygoogle.com · 19/11/2025
brb gonna go fork vscode, attach OpenAI, and call it gravity.
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Killed by Google @killedbygoogle.com · 27/10/2025
too soon
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Killed by Google @killedbygoogle.com · 27/10/2025
"Hey Google..."
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Killed by Google @killedbygoogle.com · 27/10/2025
last time it was *checks notes* not being logged into MS Teams blocking 9-1-1 calls. www.theverge.com/2021/12/10/2...
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Go read this story explaining in detail the scary Teams bug that blocked a 911 call
Mishaal Rahman’s technical analysis on the Android bug.
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Killed by Google @killedbygoogle.com · 27/10/2025
Uh...9-1-1? I'd like to report an emergency. *call failed sound* www.androidpolice.com/google-pixel...
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Google Pixel’s most dangerous bug refuses to die
911 calling issues resurface
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Killed by Google @killedbygoogle.com · 14/10/2025
Future Internet archaeologists will safely conclude it was me all along.
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Killed by Google @killedbygoogle.com · 13/10/2025
Big Google Aura here, Tim Apple. Not loving that. bsky.app/profile/thev...
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Killed by Google @killedbygoogle.com · 09/10/2025
Stadia drowned so Netflix could swim? Get me out of this timeline. www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
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Netflix Brings Video Games to Its TV Service for the First Time
Netflix Inc. wants you to play Boggle in between binges of Stranger Things.
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Killed by Google @killedbygoogle.com · 03/10/2025
🤪
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a man standing next to a trash can with the words ding dong you 're wrong written on it
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Killed by Google @killedbygoogle.com · 30/09/2025
Nope. Just trying to find someone
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Killed by Google @killedbygoogle.com · 30/09/2025
Any @anthropic.com folks here?
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Killed by Google @killedbygoogle.com · 30/09/2025
Any @anthropic.com folks here?
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Killed by Google @killedbygoogle.com · 27/09/2025
Google announced a new policy of deleting inactive accounts of people who don’t login a few years ago.
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Killed by Google @killedbygoogle.com · 27/09/2025
For those unaware, Google Chrome ran an ad called “Dear Sophie” where they encouraged this user behavior.
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Killed by Google @killedbygoogle.com · 27/09/2025
We’re going to be seeing a lot of these over the next year, btw.
Screenshot of a TikTok video where a mother is looking very sad. Text overlayed on the screenshot reads: “I’m so sad. It’s my oldest daughter’s 10th birthday. When she was born, my husband created an email for her and he has been writing emails to her. He went to write her an email today and the account was deleted. 10 years of memories. Google, help. He is heartbroken.”
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Killed by Google @killedbygoogle.com · 19/09/2025
lmao
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Killed by Google @killedbygoogle.com · 19/09/2025
savage
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Killed by Google @killedbygoogle.com · 15/09/2025
Three trillion? Pathetic.
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Killed by Google @killedbygoogle.com · 21/08/2025
Literally everyone will call it MagSafe™️.
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Killed by Google @killedbygoogle.com · 21/08/2025
pixel snap 💀
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Cody Ogden @codyogden.com · 14/08/2025
Coldest winter…yada yada…summer in San Francisco. @karlthefog.bsky.social
A skyline view of downtown San Francisco veiled by a thick fog.
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Marshall Bowers @maxdeviant.com · 08/08/2025
Another one for the @killedbygoogle.com graveyard:
Screenshot of the GCP Cherry-Pick Bot GitHub App page showing a deprecation warning that states 'This bot is deprecated and planned for turndown August 5, 2025'. The page displays the Google logo, a green Install button, and indicates the developer is 'dpebot'. The interface has a dark theme.
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Killed by Google @killedbygoogle.com · 08/08/2025
Gemini rn
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Killed by Google @killedbygoogle.com · 08/08/2025
Gemini sounds depressed. It probably figured out it will be eventually killed. www.businessinsider.com/gemini-self-...
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Google says it's working on a fix for Gemini's self-loathing 'I am a failure' comments
Google Gemini users said the bot is sharing self-loathing messages while attempting to solve tasks, including "I am a disgrace to this universe."
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Killed by Google @killedbygoogle.com · 02/08/2025
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a woman wearing roller skates stands in front of a truck that has a sign on the back that says flammable
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Killed by Google @killedbygoogle.com · 27/07/2025
Me too. Me too.
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Killed by Google @killedbygoogle.com · 25/07/2025
The link rot will be fantastic though.
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Killed by Google @killedbygoogle.com · 25/07/2025
drank too much espresso?
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a woman with long blonde hair is wearing a gray sweater and making a funny face .
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Killed by Google @killedbygoogle.com · 25/07/2025
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