karl the fog @karlthefog.bsky.social · 17/11/2025I believe the meteorological term for today's constant bursts of rain is "skyarrhea" 920124
Reposted by karl the fogErika Hall @erikahall.bsky.social · 21/10/2025Good morning! Shhhh. Karl is still sleeping 317220
karl the fog @karlthefog.bsky.social · 02/10/2025Democracy is dying, but at least last night's rain puts an end to 3 weeks of nonstop humidity. So at least we have that going for us. 1322115
karl the fog @karlthefog.bsky.social · 28/09/2025📣 PSA for those going to this Foggy #Folsom: You still need sunscreen when I'm around - otherwise you're gonna end up with a very weird sunburn for a very long time 06812
karl the fog @karlthefog.bsky.social · 17/09/2025ANNOUNCEMENT: I'm officially throwing my hat in the ring. Reasons I should be your next supervisor... 🌎 Most tenured resident in the Sunset (by thousands of years) 🧥 Can accurately represent the needs of the 365 day jacket wearing contingency ☁️ Greatest provider of shade in SF 9798
karl the fog @karlthefog.bsky.social · 15/09/2025Can you hear that? It's the sound of me walking back my words 2240
karl the fog @karlthefog.bsky.social · 15/09/2025Everyone in SF tonight as they're turning on the heat and finding a 4th blanket to sleep under: "There's gonna be a heat wave? Tomorrow? As in... one sleep?" 31018
karl the fog @karlthefog.bsky.social · 09/09/2025Sorry for the tears this morning, just crying about <gestures broadly at everything in America> 1844351
karl the fog @karlthefog.bsky.social · 19/08/2025Disgustingly sunny or gloriously foggy, you should definitely swing by this Thursday to walk around the Dunes and pay homage to me 🚶🏻☁️🚶🏽♀️☁️🚶🏾♂️☁️ 1586
Reposted by karl the fogFriends of Sunset Dunes @sunsetdunes.org · 14/08/2025😶🌫️ Sure, we’ve seen the sun over the last few days but it’s FOGUST, baby, and it’s a great time to Visit Sunset Dunes™️ with @karlthefog.bsky.social and grab free Sunset Dunes posters (get there early - while supplies last). Next Thursday, Aug 21 5-7pm at Noriega. 2195
karl the fog @karlthefog.bsky.social · 01/08/2025✔️ Work every day for a month ✔️ Break 40+ year records ✔️ End ☁️No Sky July☁️ with a bang 1213619
karl the fog @karlthefog.bsky.social · 23/07/2025And then the fog said, let there be sky, and there was sky 8743
karl the fog @karlthefog.bsky.social · 22/07/2025"The coldest winter I ever spent was the summer of 2025 in San Francisco" -Mark Twain 2236338
karl the fog @karlthefog.bsky.social · 22/07/2025🚨 BLUE SKY sighting - enjoy it while it lasts! You won't see it again until next week 1973
karl the fog @karlthefog.bsky.social · 21/07/2025📊 Today in SF (by the numbers) 129,573: dogs walked 2,181: matcha lattes consumed 304: jackets purchase by tourists 27: shots of fernet poured 0: minutes of sunshine 1212110
karl the fog @karlthefog.bsky.social · 17/07/2025I joined TikTok where I'm making Oscar-worthy gems like this. Find me over there as I continue to be the coolest part of this city. 🥶 ⏰ @ karl_the_fog 817920
karl the fog @karlthefog.bsky.social · 15/07/2025Not to brag but I think I've made this one of the coldest summers in the history of San Francisco and I'm so proud of myself all that weight training paid off 1731326
karl the fog @karlthefog.bsky.social · 05/07/2025Making a rare peace offering: You can have tonight since I've made it the coldest summer in like 479 years 512516
karl the fog @karlthefog.bsky.social · 30/05/2025Just your typical temperate range for a city that's only 7x7 miles 4475896
karl the fog @karlthefog.bsky.social · 06/05/2025Tonight will be miserable because <gestures broadly> and also your apartment will feel like it's on fire 79315
Reposted by karl the fogDarren Mckeeman @darren.mckeeman.net · 21/04/2025Karl the Boat has launched. cc @karlthefog.bsky.social www.sfchronicle.com/totalsf/arti...sfchronicle.comThe Bay Area has an ultramodern new ferry. Meet ‘Karl the boat’How did San Francisco Bay Ferry end up with a boat named Karl? It’s a long process involving lots of rules, public voting and mischievous middle school boys. 1343
karl the fog @karlthefog.bsky.social · 13/04/2025Miserable weather today in San Francisco. Here's a live glimpse of everyone suffering in Hayes Valley. 1721011
karl the fog @karlthefog.bsky.social · 27/03/2025That's our undefeated San Francisco Giants tyvm Odd year magic here we come 0454
karl the fog @karlthefog.bsky.social · 25/03/2025Today's forecast: 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵 with a high chance of 🤬🤬🤬🤬 in the late afternoon, followed by 🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠 later this evening 2584
karl the fog @karlthefog.bsky.social · 25/03/2025What's the ideal length? 6"? 7.5"? 8"? (the distance between the fan and your head when you sleep tonight) 4403
karl the fog @karlthefog.bsky.social · 24/03/2025It's our one warm day of the year; good luck finding a place to eat outside tonight 2659
karl the fog @karlthefog.bsky.social · 14/12/2024Fog isn't sounding so bad after tornados and tsunamis 622019
karl the fog @karlthefog.bsky.social · 22/11/2024Today's forecast: mostly downpours with a high chance of ordering pizza 28613
karl the fog @karlthefog.bsky.social · 19/11/2024This week is the perfect opportunity to catch up with your friends couch and soup 1987
karl the fog @karlthefog.bsky.social · 11/07/2023Expected outdoor temp on Sunday: 80F Expected temp inside your apartment on Sunday night: 164F 2320
karl the fog @karlthefog.bsky.social · 10/07/2023I love blue skies. I love hanging out with them, blocking them, making you think they don't exist anymore because you haven't seen one in weeks. I love them. 7827
