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@kill3rpuppy.bsky.social
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23, she/her/it, monstrous and evil and vile creature sourced from goop

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maisie!!!! @kill3rpuppy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
easily still my favorite jackbox shirt after like three years nothing has come close
Shirt with a cave drawing that says CAN YOU GET OFF MY ASS FOR LIKE TWO SECONDS
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maisie!!!! @kill3rpuppy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
THIS IS TWO OF MY FAVORITE SIMPSONS BITS IN ONE THING AAAAAA I LOVE THISSSSS
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maisie!!!! @kill3rpuppy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
best artist in the whole wide world has commissions up for way too cheap if you need anything drawn awesomely!!!!!
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maisie!!!! @kill3rpuppy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
(topdecks this and looks to my opponent) just drew an evil and fucked up version of loot haha. just a glimpse into my twisted and evil deck would send most players into insanity lmao
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maisie!!!! @kill3rpuppy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
making a commitment to adding 'derp' to my vocabulary because i can :)
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maisie!!!! @kill3rpuppy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I've been doing sapphire sifting on and off for about 16 years now and I've never seen one like this before! It was even in a batch that my family had already looked through. Could be pretty enough to save for some special girl someday X3 (Normal sapphires for reference!)
Yeah that's going in a ring someday! Not only extremely clear but has a beautiful yellow in the center. I don't even know that I've ever seen a yellow one X3Average looking sapphires for reference- clear, or dirty green. Rarely sometimes find pink ones but they're still not as cool as the yellow green one!
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maisie!!!! @kill3rpuppy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
when you're a wine mom but you also can't stop drinking poop #meme #funny #winemom #poopmom
ouuuughghhghhhhh (sharts violently)i drink wine because im all out of LIQUID SHIT! #funny #meeme #winemom #pooopmomI do yoga to relieve stress................................ just kidding! I SHIT MY PANTS (shits my pants)poop jesus was here
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maisie!!!! @kill3rpuppy.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
bad luck brian :(
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maisie!!!! @kill3rpuppy.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
is there a word for when you keep the people who abuse and manipulate and use you in your life forever and forgive them endlessly but the best human being you've ever known breaks your trust once and you cut them off forever? or am I just a horrible loathsome contemptible idiot
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maisie!!!! @kill3rpuppy.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Nurse, cancel all my appointments, projects, aspirations, and bathroom breaks im finally killing my self
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maisie!!!! @kill3rpuppy.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
okay takeaways from the adult swim 25th special: I hate robot chicken and all of their writers more than previously thought possible Every adult swim project of quality got shafted (common occurrence) I think I've lost a few respect points for zach hadel but maybe that's pushing it
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maisie!!!! @kill3rpuppy.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
okay currently my reasons to be alive are chazington and the fact that if I don't die my game will be playable eventually and I'm reaaaaaaaaally trying to focus on that because that's about it
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maisie!!!! @kill3rpuppy.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
doing a complete rebrand of my profile to disassociate from my professional identity because I'm afraid of becoming popular and then getting sent to hell when people find out that I practice kink with consenting adults
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maisie!!!! @kill3rpuppy.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
dumb thing to whine about but I'm noticing a trend of very performative horny goth women online. HOWEVER my blame is not on THEM but the fact that they're rising to meet a specific need: chuds who want 'spicy' and 'exotic' women but factually can't handle girlspice anywhere above table salt.
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maisie!!!! @kill3rpuppy.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
guys getting hooked on chatgpt/other LLMs is crazy cuz you know what girls love more than anything?? writers. wanna know how to be a total charmer in person and over text?? become a writer. perfect gift? write something for her. you can just jam that shit irl + it doesn't sound like straight dog ass
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maisie!!!! @kill3rpuppy.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=8wCN... Thinking about this music video and how it's one of the most sincere celebrations of Minecraft ever. People are allowed to like the modern game but I think that the moment Minecraft lost this vibe of curiosity + the ability to surprise people it became something else.
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♪ "I Play Minecraft" Song - Original Minecraft Song & Animation (Music Video)
YouTube video by ThnxCya
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maisie!!!! @kill3rpuppy.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I don't really keep up with the Deltarune community as a whole because I think it's too large and by far its most important outputs just come from individual artists, but I do remember people talking about CH5 being disappointing and I hope that isn't the majority opinion. That ENTIRE chapter FUCKS
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
Still from the television show Venture Bros showing Hank Venture in his later seasons look smiling with his mouth open and looking offscreen with a raised eyebrow
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maisie!!!! @kill3rpuppy.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
mad respect to Word Girl. she gets out there, gets crud done, educates kids, and is friends with the news reporter kid who did the 'cracker cracker cracker' clip. today I learned the word Pusillanimous, which denotes an individual who is timid, weak, or otherwise unreliable to a contemptible degree
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maisie!!!! @kill3rpuppy.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I would christen him Dumbo but i think even that fails to convey the full extent of his oafish charm. Considering the possibility of unleashing him on my enemies
My big ear type dog running towards the camera like the colossal doofus he is
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maisie!!!! @kill3rpuppy.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
notes from my experience with deadlock: i love viscous. i love viscous so so so so so much. there are other characters i like but not in any way that is even vaguely close to how much i love viscous. possibly the most fun i've had with a single character in any hero-based video game ever :)))
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maisie!!!! @kill3rpuppy.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
I think that in the future one of the most ridiculed aspects of our modern gaming culture will be peoples' endless reverence for realism. Terrible, nonsense game design constantly gets a pass for being realistic even as it's actively bringing down the game it's a part of.
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maisie!!!! @kill3rpuppy.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
joy was the natural world and heaven was their dreams, but with nothing to stop them they dug all the way to hell
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maisie!!!! @kill3rpuppy.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
i swear to the depths of my gosh darned soul it will be my life's work to kill microsoft. this is for a lot of reasons but mostly because i just tried to log into my outlook
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gamera obscura @ohrobin.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
this is the stupidest thing and it absolutely undid me
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maisie!!!! @kill3rpuppy.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
thank you so so so much donald glover for being the first person in the mario cinematic universe (mcu) who knows how to voice act. now we have one mario character who actually sounds like a mario character (honorary mentions to keegan michael key and charlie day who aren't terrible)
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JakiWasSCARY!!!!!!!!! @jakiwashere.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
imagine a TF2 spinoff game with this artstyle (if this does well i'll draw the rest of the mercs) #TF2 #TeamFortress2 #art #fanart
digital shaded sketches of Medic, Heavy and Scout from Team Fortress 2
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maisie!!!! @kill3rpuppy.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
**** you ❌ overdone, ineffective verbal deterrent I'll put a green olive in your soda ✔️ absolute, unquestioned linguistic victory and horrifying threat
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maisie!!!! @kill3rpuppy.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
I'm buying this for every single person on my steam friends list when it comes out
THIEF SIMULATOR 3 WITH CO OP
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maisie!!!! @kill3rpuppy.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
my dog my man my buddy my cretin doofass dorkus
My dog in a bush he looks very happy :)Big tongue man!!My dawg sleeping :)My dog CAPTURED a STICK and is holding it STICK HOSTAGE!!
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maisie!!!! @kill3rpuppy.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
I heard that donald trump gave bill clinton head and I had to make this
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maisie!!!! @kill3rpuppy.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
can we talk more about how profoundly sexy nerdy men are. I love when guys infodump for hours straight and I want to kiss them on the mouth. give me a beach body calendar but change the pictures of bodybuilders out for Chazington in beetlejuice cosplay. Anyways other than that im a lesbian
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maisie!!!! @kill3rpuppy.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
HAPPY HALLOWEEN this year im going to eat an entire pizza and then drink water from panera bread so that i can expel barf up to five feet from my body on command,. one of my favorite holiday traditions
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maisie!!!! @kill3rpuppy.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
OH my GOSH PLAY THIS DEMO HOLY HELL. buster jam is going on my list of things I am not normal about. everybody in my circle should prepare to hear me talk about this game nonstop
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maisie!!!! @kill3rpuppy.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
I was pretty hyped for Everwind, being a forever Minecraft nerd in search of fresh ideas but oh my GOD, the demo is disastrous. Abundant glitches and pervasive jankiness aside, it's desperately obvious how fundamentally dysfunctional this game is in the places that matter.
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maisie!!!! @kill3rpuppy.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
YAYYYY IT GOT HERE!!!!! THANK YOU FOR PEAK @freoncat.bsky.social
normalsville comic book!!!
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maisie!!!! @kill3rpuppy.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
with great honor did I tonight feature my incredible artistic talent in the halls of Gartic Phone, joining fellow savants of the craft in creating revolutionary masterworks that will no doubt be remembered for centuries, if not probably forever. thank u for the fun @mammalfriend.bsky.social !!!
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rei @reicircle7.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
need money so im opening comms sometimes i take a while but i swear im easy to work with pls share if you can ty
commission sheet reading "rei is poor and has no money, so i guess we doin comms now, and they're $20+"
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Rivi the Warlock @rvwarlock.neocities.org · 16/07/2025
CYBERNIGHTS IS DONE! Check out the trailer and download the wad for yourself! #doom #doom2 #gamedev Download: www.doomworld.com/forum/topic/... Trailer: www.youtube.com/watch?v=2GVb...
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Cybernights Trailer [2025 DOOM Mod]
YouTube video by Rivi the Warlock
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maisie!!!! @kill3rpuppy.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
esteemed delegates of the united nations. it is an honor- oughh..... *farts and braps* sorry i ate at subway 20 minutes ago and now i have food poisoning
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JakiWasSCARY!!!!!!!!! @jakiwashere.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
I'm begging y'all to spread the word this is going to be OVER HALF A YEARs worth of work shoved into one stream. I wanna get this to as many eyes as I can please please please pleeeeease🙇🙇🙇 #Vtuber #ToonTuber #Twitch #VTuberRedebut #Redebut #VSky
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maisie!!!! @kill3rpuppy.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
AAAAAAAAGHHHH THE NEW CAR SEAT HEADREST ALBUM IS REALLLLLL ITS SO GOODDDD
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maisie!!!! @kill3rpuppy.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
angel in the park
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maisie!!!! @kill3rpuppy.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
tomorrow a frightening reality will be exposed.... we are not ready for the truth
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tophatthehat.bsky.social @tophatthehat.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
Life is practically over in your 20s anyways
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maisie!!!! @kill3rpuppy.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
if the government doesn't acknowledge my woman status then does my awesome rack fall under Male Presenting Nipples? would happily use my boobs to disrupt social decorum in the name of The Law
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maisie!!!! @kill3rpuppy.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
to all the people who hate peak.... better stay off youtube tomorrow
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aidan @blueralts.com · 01/12/2024
Bluesky can we spread this image of my dog Bowie far and wide?
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maisie!!!! @kill3rpuppy.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
every time i leave my delicious stack of Flapjacks alone i come back to this...... this is the 4th time this month im down 500 dollars in pancakes
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