DISCLAIMER: This post delves into MAJOR spoilers! If you’d rather play this hack completely blind, I strongly suggest you read most of this after you’ve finished. Here's a link to the forum post where you can download the patch. Have you ever wondered what it’d feel like if you found something that shouldn't exist? Imagine it’s 2004 and you’re cuddled up under the blankets playing your brand new copy of Pokémon FireRed or LeafGreen.

DISCLAIMER: This post delves into MAJOR spoilers! If you’d rather play this hack completely blind, I strongly suggest you read most of this after you’ve finished. Here's a link to the forum post where you can download the patch. Have you ever wondered what it’d feel like if you found something that shouldn't exist? Imagine it’s 2004 and you’re cuddled up under the blankets playing your brand new copy of Pokémon FireRed or LeafGreen.

The Chicago Cubs look lost—discombobulated, even. It’s like they’ve somehow decided that winning isn’t actually fun and that the concept of having a competent offense is a government ploy meant to dissuade you from coming to games, which until the sun annihilates the Earth in a few billion years, Cubs fans will do. We haven’t even escaped month two yet, and after going on two torrid 10-game winning streaks from mid-April to early May that had fans (including myself) thinking that this team was the second coming, the Chicago Cubs have regressed back to their fetal stage—a squirming, incapable mess of a squad that leaves men on base like its wartime with a pitching staff that seems to have finally ran out of pixie dust.

Nintendo really is becoming the king of shadowdropping, huh?

Between working and spending all my free time writing, revising, and toiling over Evergreen, I’ve been perpetually trapped within Itoi World, which has honestly served as both a relaxer and a great source of inspiration for me to continue to push onward and create. This month hasn’t been easy; I’ve been isolated from home, fallen ill, suffered through a week of spinning the ailment wheel…

Between working and spending all my free time writing, revising, and toiling over Evergreen, I’ve been perpetually trapped within Itoi World, which has honestly served as both a relaxer and a great source of inspiration for me to continue to push onward and create. This month hasn’t been easy; I’ve been isolated from home, fallen ill, suffered through a week of spinning the ailment wheel…

What's this? I don't recall having written a "log". Did someone hijack my site or something?! I get the feeling we're not supposed to be reading this. Feel free to check it out here anyway. Nobody can stop us, right?

What's this? I don't recall having written a "log". Did someone hijack my site or something?! I get the feeling we're not supposed to be reading this. Feel free to check it out here anyway. Nobody can stop us, right?

Hey everyone! Just in case you haven’t noticed (which you might not’ve. There’s not exactly a big banner advertising it… yet!), but chapters 2 & 3 of my story Evergreen are now available to read! Check it out through my works page, or through this handy dandy link. Happy reading!

Hey everyone! Just in case you haven’t noticed (which you might not’ve. There’s not exactly a big banner advertising it… yet!), but chapters 2 & 3 of my story Evergreen are now available to read! Check it out through my works page, or through this handy dandy link. Happy reading!

I got trapped in Connecticut because of a blizzard, so I’ve decided to write about Earthbound.

I got trapped in Connecticut because of a blizzard, so I’ve decided to write about Earthbound.