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Unfortunately, Doctor Octopus's Legal Defense

@kiddocut.bsky.social
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Timid small Trans-masc-ochist specializing in paper cut illustration, comics, puppets and print making in the city of Detroit, MI. Commissions are CLOSED. Ko-fi: ko-fi.com/addoknowman

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Zac Thompson @zacthompson.bsky.social · 12h
September 30 October 1
Frank at the door from Hellraiser. Still a human.Skinless Frank from Hellraiser.
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
For the last 24 hours Twitter has been full of people mocking the everloving shit out of this “fantasy author” for trying to dunk on one of Hideo Kojima’s best creations: FAT MAN. If you’re wondering why everyone is making Orc City jokes, this is why:
DumbassOrc city smoldered burned down in the wake of battle
The ground soaked in a knuckles depth of blood and ash
The savage cries of its defenders now silent and still as its ruin was overseen b the architect of its very destruction
The orc wars were finally over
There is noting more reviled than the orc said the elvish kk g
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The Author, Séamas O'Reilly @seamas.bsky.social · 21h
Those arguing for mass-adoption of AI art always seem intent on proving the wrong thing; that AI tech will change beyond all recognition. They seem less inclined to prove their argument's much wilder claim; that human nature, and all previous modes of taste, emotion and investment, will change too.
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Unfortunately, Doctor Octopus's Legal Defense @kiddocut.bsky.social · 16h
Frankly, im very happy for my open source collection at home because holy shit navigating Adobe has only gotten so much stupider since the last time I’ve ever had it (probably like 2017?)
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Unfortunately, Doctor Octopus's Legal Defense @kiddocut.bsky.social · 16h
Working with Adobe Suite again really keep getting me like:
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Unfortunately, Doctor Octopus's Legal Defense @kiddocut.bsky.social · 18h
I feel there is a bell curve on technological literacy that’s both frightening and honestly, miraculous. I know for a fact that my experience at my new job isn’t uncommon-but sill working with any files in work places like this is like inheriting a hoarder home with very little organization.
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Unfortunately, Doctor Octopus's Legal Defense @kiddocut.bsky.social · 22h
Gently, but firmly trying to convince the bosses at my job to invest in a 1TB external because their Adobe account is under someone who hasn’t worked here for over a DECADE.
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よしおか @yosiokasan.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
ホログラム水着
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Golden Maw @goldenmaw.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Another head done. If you recognize him or he's your main you have to repost/rt I don't make the rules 🤷‍♀️
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Unfortunately, Doctor Octopus's Legal Defense @kiddocut.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
When we call them ghouls we mean they are very literally ghouls
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Unfortunately, Doctor Octopus's Legal Defense @kiddocut.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Ever read something and want to kill yours*lf
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Raven Lyn Clemens @ravenlynclemens.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
when that whole ed piskor thing happened it was so clear that the whole thing had very little to do with actually helping anyone and was mostly all about comics industry beef, comicsgate, and personal grievances
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Who people in gas masks sitting on a sidewalk in what appears to be a post apocalypse type setting 

Person 1: I miss the internet 
Person two hands them a piece of paper they just wrote on. It says "PS1 had like 90,000 RPGs and the N64 had maybe 2. Please Retweet 
Person 1: thank you

Original by goodbearcomics
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Suris-> Baltimore summoner showdown!! @surisamu.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
AI isn't coming for your jobs. Billionaires are using AI as an excuse to come for your jobs ...so you've got two enemies, not one. Burn down data centers accordingly. Thank you for coming to my ted talk.
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Unfortunately, Doctor Octopus's Legal Defense @kiddocut.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Ya boy mentioned
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FieldExplores (Gator Days) @fieldexplores.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Secret Ingredient - Gator Days
Secret Ingredient - Gator Days
 
Characters
 
Hannah - Goat - Daryl and Seth's Daughter

Daryl - Bear - Hannah's Papa
 
Seth - Otter - Hannah's Dad
 
Panel 1
 
Setting - The dinner table of the Hardy-Softbell house.
 
Hannah's family is having dinner.
 
Hannah: WOW! Dinner is extra good.
 
Daryl: Thank you. I tried a new secret ingredient.
 
Panel 2
 
Seth puts on a cute happy face. The backgrounds shifts to a pink color with hearts floating all around them.
 
Seth: Is it LOVE?
 
Daryl's face remains emotionless.
 
Panel  3
 
Daryl looks at Seth and responds.
 
Daryl: Toasted sesame oil.
 
Seth: Oh...
 
Daryl: Love isn't a secret ingredient. I put love in everything.
 
Seth: Oh...
 
Panel 4
 
Daryl looks away.
 
Daryl: I used so much love and you never noticed.
 
Seth: I DID!
  
Daryl: From now on I'm putting sarcasm in yours.
 
Seth: NO!
 
Daryl: Yes.

Hannah is ignoring this and just browsing on her phone.
 
Hannah is ignoring all this and has pulled out her phone.
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The Flytrap @theflytrapmedia.com · 29/09/2026
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F*CK The Algorithm and F*CK AI unisex comfy tee (pink and white on dark)
The official shop of The Flytrap Media. Buy merch, and support your favorite feminist media collection!
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Unfortunately, Doctor Octopus's Legal Defense @kiddocut.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
What I’m bringing to the job interview.
static.klipy.com
Alfred Molina as Doc Ock: Behind the Scenes
ALT: Alfred Molina as Doc Ock: Behind the Scenes
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Unfortunately, Doctor Octopus's Legal Defense @kiddocut.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I just think about when AI was just starting out and artists were like the first canaries in the coal mine and it's getting like...absolutely fucked out there. Stay safe, talk to real people in their fields.
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Birchly @birchly.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Unfortunately, Doctor Octopus's Legal Defense @kiddocut.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
'Cause I'm a late diagnosed over-stimulated boy, I don't know how to live, but I've got a lot of fidget toys, My daddy’s a lazy lower class imbecile, My mommy’s on nothing, so ineffectual
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Unfortunately, Doctor Octopus's Legal Defense @kiddocut.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Into second week of new job. Noticed all the little jobs my print manager wanted me to prep for his voluntary Saturday shift are untouched. No judgment, but also….okay.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 28/09/2026
"I installed the Give Away Your Personally Identifying Info app made by the We Love Stealing Your Personally Identifying Info Corp headed by Mr. Steal Your Personally Identifying Info and it gave away all my personally identifying info"
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Unfortunately, Doctor Octopus's Legal Defense @kiddocut.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Step 1: Gets job that opens up for Fridays and weekend music shows for once. Step 2: find out your newest brain worm artist is in the city you live in. Step 3: don’t go, despite pretty cheap tickets because THEYRE PLAYING ON A MONDAY
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Unfortunately, Doctor Octopus's Legal Defense @kiddocut.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I’m okay with getting older and fatter, but I don’t like things taking longer to heal even when they’re minor scrapes or bruises-that’s bogus.
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Unfortunately, Doctor Octopus's Legal Defense @kiddocut.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Trench Coat and Dress Hat Disguise (TM), my beloved
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Unfortunately, Doctor Octopus's Legal Defense @kiddocut.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Me dishing out all the tropes for apologia characters for my wife’s and I’s series of super hero nonsense:
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cuteosphere @cuteosphere.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
An old comic from 2021 about being an alien
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Unfortunately, Doctor Octopus's Legal Defense @kiddocut.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Look at this WHORE
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Unfortunately, Doctor Octopus's Legal Defense @kiddocut.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Murdered mid snack
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James Asmus @jamesasmus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Hey comics artists: a new all-timer character design just dropped.
I honestly don't know how to explain.  Fascinating little powerhouse of a guy with truly unique hair / beard hyper-stylized combo
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Unfortunately, Doctor Octopus's Legal Defense @kiddocut.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
No exaggeration, the sluttiest of Doc Ocks. 11/10 A wild ride. Cannot wait for more. Woo Hoo.
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Unfortunately, Doctor Octopus's Legal Defense @kiddocut.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Wait isn't Friendly Neighborhood SM Season 2 coming out soon...do we get more of the sluttiest Doc Ock we've ever seen again soon?
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internet bird @shoebill.moe · 28/09/2023
E-girl and her podcaster boyfriend.
Wasp Woman and a young Keita Amemiya on the set of Kamen Rider J (1994)
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Unfortunately, Doctor Octopus's Legal Defense @kiddocut.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Like there is a part of my soul that full on believes that he's both a "fuck you, Stan" design by Ditko but also being like...exactly who Ditko. A cold blooded recluse that just hates people. Dressed like that, working in STEM. just gold Idk man.
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Unfortunately, Doctor Octopus's Legal Defense @kiddocut.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Guys I need to go to bed, but I just wanna tell ya'll about Doctor Octopus and why I think he's neato.
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Unfortunately, Doctor Octopus's Legal Defense @kiddocut.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I've also been working on my lil super villain project with my wife and I'm cooking up a guy who is like...all the things I like and I'm like man who knew you could just throw all your favorite characters in a blender? is this how writing works initially? Who cares?
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Unfortunately, Doctor Octopus's Legal Defense @kiddocut.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Everyone is saying Trans Spider-Girl and I hear you and I am taking that into consideration and enjoy it...but hear me out. Doc Ock has always been trans, he's the only comic character to have a binder that skyrockets his confidence. I'm so serious.
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Unfortunately, Doctor Octopus's Legal Defense @kiddocut.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Anyway, my favorite comic characters tend to be ones with invisible disability because *oh wow* I have invisible disabilities and am marginalized due to them...while also being seen as an asshole when trying to advocate for myself.
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Unfortunately, Doctor Octopus's Legal Defense @kiddocut.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Guy Gardner is my favorite lantern because I like how he's an imperfect person in an imperfect system that actively encourages bad actors in said systems. Like the Green Lantern Corps recruitment is straight up vibes based.
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Unfortunately, Doctor Octopus's Legal Defense @kiddocut.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Good news: printing managed managed to stay awake today WOW!
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Workers’ Lit Podcast @workerslit.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I know my job is to promote our pod and I usually use jokes, but authentically I think this is an important episode about an intellectual figure that could not be more relevant to our current moment I (Jacob) genuinely consider myself a Gramscian every bit as much as I consider myself a Marxist.
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Pip Wren @lollibeepop.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A joyous fat bear week to all 🐻
A painting of fat blobby bears
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Unfortunately, Doctor Octopus's Legal Defense @kiddocut.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
My brother woke up in time for break lol
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Unfortunately, Doctor Octopus's Legal Defense @kiddocut.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I have an inkling something is amiss
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Unfortunately, Doctor Octopus's Legal Defense @kiddocut.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Day three of new job: I go to lunch, fill out some HR paperwork and come back to my printing manager just fucking asleep? My brother what?
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Uncut Femmes @juliagiantrat.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
girl who thinks getting an orchiectomy means a surgery that turns her into an orc
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Unfortunately, Doctor Octopus's Legal Defense @kiddocut.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Points to the computer “you getting it?” Me: “I’m getting it” Him: “good”
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Unfortunately, Doctor Octopus's Legal Defense @kiddocut.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
No exaggeration, but my supervisor is basically just the boss from News Radio.
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Unfortunately, Doctor Octopus's Legal Defense @kiddocut.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Swear I thought it was just a weird art piece when someone sent it to me at first until they explained and I was like…huh? They didn’t see? How fucking weird this is?
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