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@kiddocut.bsky.social
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Timid small Trans-masc-ochist specializing in paper cut illustration, comics, puppets and print making in the city of Detroit, MI. Commissions are CLOSED. Ko-fi: ko-fi.com/addoknowman

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Sonic The Wereblog @sonichedgeblog.bsky.social · 1h
A closer look at some of the artwork surrounding the halls of the Pumpkin Mansion track of 'Sonic Racing CrossWorlds'. Possibly the daughter of the Pumpkin Family.
Sonic Racing CrossWorlds
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Unfortunately, Doctor Octopus's Legal Defense @kiddocut.bsky.social · 17h
And it’s like-NOT GOOD CARICATURE! Like they think it is but it’s like “see he’s a gross hog!” And I’m like…so….we just hate fat people 
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Unfortunately, Doctor Octopus's Legal Defense @kiddocut.bsky.social · 19h
Like that’s my problem, it’s just using fatphobic as a short hand instead of like being clever-the fatphobia being excused is just that tho, it’s not like, actual criticism.
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Unfortunately, Doctor Octopus's Legal Defense @kiddocut.bsky.social · 19h
Yeah-see, we already know this-him being naked isn’t like top shelf symbolism here.
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Unfortunately, Doctor Octopus's Legal Defense @kiddocut.bsky.social · 19h
“You want Trump to feel good?” Fuck no, but being like “look at this fat body and how fat it is” isn’t exactly a winning argument to me, buddy.
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Unfortunately, Doctor Octopus's Legal Defense @kiddocut.bsky.social · 19h
My hot take is I’m tired of “satire” artwork of Trump of him being naked. It’s actually fucking weird. Like-idk I don’t need Neo-lib trash being paraded as like…good satire or wtf ever. It’s bland, says basically what we already know and is, not shockingly, “excusable” fatphobia.
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victoria scott @victoriascott.bsky.social · 23h
holy fuck this absolutely rocks so hard
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Unfortunately, Doctor Octopus's Legal Defense @kiddocut.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Entering my R. Crumb era, I must be unhinged for the good of humanity.
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Sage Deviant 🏳️‍⚧️ @trans.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
anyone who is still an enthusiastic harry potter fan in 2026 deserves to be publicly shamed & bullied
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CheeseGX @cheesegx.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Tubi is a magical place
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It's Haunter (World Famous Ghost) @spiderslash.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
YOU LOST MY MEDIA?!
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Bill-a Lugosi's Dead @neokefka99.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Ha Ha Nelson
ALT: Ha Ha Nelson
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Unfortunately, Doctor Octopus's Legal Defense @kiddocut.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
All offense to Cis people, please actually do something instead of saying the most stupid and two dimensional joke that enters your skull instead of like…doing literally anything actually productive for trans rights…
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chelsea bridge 🩸 @secretaboutbox.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
trans lives are playing pieces on a game board to cis ""allies"". they pass ally points back and forth with each other while using us as tools with which to post dunks instead of helping us in any political or material way. they're not really our friends and will get angry at us when we speak up.
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allison gill, @muellershewrote.com, posting a facebook meme from jaye mcbride. it says this stupid bullshit:  

"I'm renaming
'transgender'
as 'Super Gender'.
Thank you for your attention to this matter."
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Bill-a Lugosi's Dead @neokefka99.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Always struck by how unusual THE INVISIBLE MAN is compared to the other Universal Monsters. It's a black comedy with a body count.
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Unfortunately, Doctor Octopus's Legal Defense @kiddocut.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
His best friend he clearly is in love with since the start of the movie, like, jfc
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Unfortunately, Doctor Octopus's Legal Defense @kiddocut.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Christine is one of those movies that does not get discussed enough about how fucking gay it is. Arty is a lil queer and he’s rejected by everyone except for the one thing that helps him perform a sense of masculinity…it’s straight up sad as hell.
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Unfortunately, Doctor Octopus's Legal Defense @kiddocut.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I know I spelled Dahl wrong in the original post, but I don’t really respect ether of these freaks enough to care.
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Unfortunately, Doctor Octopus's Legal Defense @kiddocut.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
If *you* don’t know about Dahl’s own politics-I’m sorry to say they were pretty shit, but I guess the play is specifically about his anti-Jewish viewpoints and how that connected to his anti-Israel stance….its uh….a choice to say the least after sticking with Harry Potter.
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Unfortunately, Doctor Octopus's Legal Defense @kiddocut.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Idk if anyone else has been plagued with seeing the trailer for that new stage play with John Lithgow about Rould Daul but it honestly plays like a satire about how quickly he, as a person, became a contrarian little troll.
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Disco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
YOU - By the way, I'm a fascist. THE DESERTER - You're not. You're part of the meat shield surrounding the *real* fascists, while they rape children. That's what *you* are.
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Unfortunately, Doctor Octopus's Legal Defense @kiddocut.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I’m only getting hotter as I get older.
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Unfortunately, Doctor Octopus's Legal Defense @kiddocut.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
She’s jealous!
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Unfortunately, Doctor Octopus's Legal Defense @kiddocut.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This movie is about being trans masc, attraction to men and the dangers of hyper masculine performance…and sexy cars that get jealous *send skeet*
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Unfortunately, Doctor Octopus's Legal Defense @kiddocut.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Can Little Death be queer Santa? Can Little Death visit us and give us some condoms and PREP in the night? We leave them some KFC and dippin sauce?
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Unfortunately, Doctor Octopus's Legal Defense @kiddocut.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
My greatest weakness? Thinking about fat asses and tits on the clock.
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Unfortunately, Doctor Octopus's Legal Defense @kiddocut.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It’s almost as if this was always bound to be an outcome where old folks won’t or fucking can’t retire in an already inflated job market. I *do not* envy anyone lacking any experience…
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Theo @notidee.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
"The French are so silly even the children protest" the kids are tired of trying to learn in unisolated buildings that fall apart where temps range from 8 to 45⁰ while the people trying to teach them are being driven into burnout. They're exhausted of being treated like they're barely people.
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Zac Thompson @zacthompson.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
September 30 October 1
Frank at the door from Hellraiser. Still a human.Skinless Frank from Hellraiser.
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
For the last 24 hours Twitter has been full of people mocking the everloving shit out of this “fantasy author” for trying to dunk on one of Hideo Kojima’s best creations: FAT MAN. If you’re wondering why everyone is making Orc City jokes, this is why:
DumbassOrc city smoldered burned down in the wake of battle
The ground soaked in a knuckles depth of blood and ash
The savage cries of its defenders now silent and still as its ruin was overseen b the architect of its very destruction
The orc wars were finally over
There is noting more reviled than the orc said the elvish kk g
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The Author, Séamas O'Reilly @seamas.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Those arguing for mass-adoption of AI art always seem intent on proving the wrong thing; that AI tech will change beyond all recognition. They seem less inclined to prove their argument's much wilder claim; that human nature, and all previous modes of taste, emotion and investment, will change too.
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Unfortunately, Doctor Octopus's Legal Defense @kiddocut.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Is this unhinged, am I making the horny quota?
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Unfortunately, Doctor Octopus's Legal Defense @kiddocut.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Surgeon sweating because he feels a wish wash of guilt and *urges*
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Unfortunately, Doctor Octopus's Legal Defense @kiddocut.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Hot
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Unfortunately, Doctor Octopus's Legal Defense @kiddocut.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Frankly, im very happy for my open source collection at home because holy shit navigating Adobe has only gotten so much stupider since the last time I’ve ever had it (probably like 2017?)
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Unfortunately, Doctor Octopus's Legal Defense @kiddocut.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Working with Adobe Suite again really keep getting me like:
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Unfortunately, Doctor Octopus's Legal Defense @kiddocut.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
“Anyway, here’s wonder wall”
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Unfortunately, Doctor Octopus's Legal Defense @kiddocut.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Dude I am on the Titanic *waiting* for an iceberg I’m so serious
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Unfortunately, Doctor Octopus's Legal Defense @kiddocut.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I feel there is a bell curve on technological literacy that’s both frightening and honestly, miraculous. I know for a fact that my experience at my new job isn’t uncommon-but sill working with any files in work places like this is like inheriting a hoarder home with very little organization.
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Unfortunately, Doctor Octopus's Legal Defense @kiddocut.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Like-I’m begging because the templates for like have their set up is uh…actually miraculous. Like idk who designed these illustrator files but they were big on the “pointillism” method.
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Unfortunately, Doctor Octopus's Legal Defense @kiddocut.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
They do have a server-and thats great and cool…*but* we have no idea how much stuff is on this account we *need* to reclaim but have very slim odds of doing so.
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Unfortunately, Doctor Octopus's Legal Defense @kiddocut.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Gently, but firmly trying to convince the bosses at my job to invest in a 1TB external because their Adobe account is under someone who hasn’t worked here for over a DECADE.
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よしおか @yosiokasan.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
ホログラム水着
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Golden Maw @goldenmaw.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Another head done. If you recognize him or he's your main you have to repost/rt I don't make the rules 🤷‍♀️
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Unfortunately, Doctor Octopus's Legal Defense @kiddocut.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
When we call them ghouls we mean they are very literally ghouls
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Unfortunately, Doctor Octopus's Legal Defense @kiddocut.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Ever read something and want to kill yours*lf
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Raven Lyn Clemens @ravenlynclemens.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
when that whole ed piskor thing happened it was so clear that the whole thing had very little to do with actually helping anyone and was mostly all about comics industry beef, comicsgate, and personal grievances
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Unfortunately, Doctor Octopus's Legal Defense @kiddocut.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A road full of repeated assets and encounters that in practice didn’t pan out but in theory could be very fun
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Who people in gas masks sitting on a sidewalk in what appears to be a post apocalypse type setting 

Person 1: I miss the internet 
Person two hands them a piece of paper they just wrote on. It says "PS1 had like 90,000 RPGs and the N64 had maybe 2. Please Retweet 
Person 1: thank you

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