Reposted by sarahhhOlúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 21/07/2026every time you write overly defensively you should remember that you are pursuing a strategy of writing careful sentences specifically for people who demonstrably either won't or can't read them 484814960
sarahhh @kickedthestairs.bsky.social · 22/06/2026Fed my kid his first Adderall and then dropped him off at camp. Let’s all pray for…all of that. 1120
sarahhh @kickedthestairs.bsky.social · 15/06/2026Watching all of the social media content of Europeans discovering America is sparking joy in the thimblefull of national pride left inside me. 050
sarahhh @kickedthestairs.bsky.social · 12/06/2026My favorite part of every Taskmaster finale is being confronted with how tall Greg really is. 090
Reposted by sarahhhdemonica 👹 @monicadominator.bsky.social · 11/06/2026people in the comments are really mad about this idea but unless you specifically tell me not to tell my spouse i am 100% telling my spouse. neither of us are going anywhere else with it, but both of us know. i don’t know what else to tell you 141
sarahhh @kickedthestairs.bsky.social · 24/05/2026Is there any way to convince a 7yo that asking the same question repeatedly to the point of insanity is not going to change the answer??? 110
sarahhh @kickedthestairs.bsky.social · 23/04/2026The failure to find religious meaning in On the Road. 030
sarahhh @kickedthestairs.bsky.social · 20/04/2026You are not responsible for the reactions and emotions of others. You are only responsible for your own actions. 060
sarahhh @kickedthestairs.bsky.social · 07/04/2026Sitting with my son at the Super Mario movie and also looking at the news and. I don’t know. I don’t know! 000
sarahhh @kickedthestairs.bsky.social · 01/04/2026This pizza place is playing The Postal Service’s Give Up, unbroken, at 2 pm, and I’m handling it fine. 020
sarahhh @kickedthestairs.bsky.social · 25/03/2026“I’m just a notch in your bedpost, but you’re just a line in a song” is still an all-time lyric. 040
sarahhh @kickedthestairs.bsky.social · 24/03/2026Does anyone have a workable system for matching straws to reusable water bottles (and then keeping them paired)? I have so many straws and so many bottles and yet none of them seem to go together, and I’m over it. 010
Reposted by sarahhhWorst Bestsellers @worstbestsellers.bsky.social · 23/03/2026Have you heard about this Heated Rivalry thing? We like it a normal amount, and so do our guests, fangirl in STEM @kickedthestairs.bsky.social and author/Canadian @kagcomix.bsky.social . 🇨🇦🇷🇺 www.frowl.org/worstbestsel... 1123
sarahhh @kickedthestairs.bsky.social · 01/03/2026But why is the AO3 down??? How did I not know we had maintenance coming? 130
sarahhh @kickedthestairs.bsky.social · 23/02/2026I wish Frank’s RedHot had a version that was like…25% hotter. 000
sarahhh @kickedthestairs.bsky.social · 23/02/2026No cheating, your last saved picture of a celebrity is your therapist. This will surely go well for me. 130
sarahhh @kickedthestairs.bsky.social · 22/02/2026A bunch of people on the plane clapped when the US scored against CAN. It was a nice little moment after an ass-early flight. 030
sarahhh @kickedthestairs.bsky.social · 13/02/2026Cody was basically asleep with his mouth hanging open the whole flight, including descent, and then we touched down HARD and he just goes “found it” without opening his eyes. 😂😂 170
sarahhh @kickedthestairs.bsky.social · 10/02/2026One way to regulate your ADHD child’s screen time, as an ADHD parent, is to just get locked in a never ending cycle of them forgetting to charge the device, letting them yell at you for not charging it for them, telling them you’ll charge it, and then absolutely forgetting to charge it. 190
sarahhh @kickedthestairs.bsky.social · 03/02/2026I've listened to A Better Son/Daughter twice already since I woke up. Should put on No Children and then Landslide and just make a day of it. 270
Reposted by sarahhhKelly Sue DeConnick @kellysue.bsky.social · 29/01/2026variety.com/2026/tv/news... Brimpers, it's your time to shine.variety.comKumail Nanjiani Sets ‘Sex Criminals’ Series at Amazon With Co-Creators Emily V. Gordon & Tze Chun, LuckyChap ProducingAmazon Prime Video has ordered a series adaptation of comic book "Sex Criminals" with Kumail Nanjiani set to star. 1018536
sarahhh @kickedthestairs.bsky.social · 17/01/2026Cody finally finished Heated Rivalry last night. Today is his birthday. Here is how I know he loves me: we are watching episode 2, and he’s letting me PopUp Video the whole ep with book, filming, and cast infodumping. 060
sarahhh @kickedthestairs.bsky.social · 09/01/2026Gonna make Max watch Mighty Ducks tonight for movie night. 230
sarahhh @kickedthestairs.bsky.social · 06/01/2026Therapy tomorrow should be a lot of fun considering that the last session I had was before gay hockey ate my life. 030
sarahhh @kickedthestairs.bsky.social · 01/01/2026All the people who were over at my parents’ are leaving, and I’m about to ring in the new year the way god intended: cross-faded and reading gay hockey fic. 080
sarahhh @kickedthestairs.bsky.social · 25/12/2025“Yeah, because Santa knows everything…just like my mom!” Thanks for the best present, kid. 🤣😘 080
sarahhh @kickedthestairs.bsky.social · 24/12/2025My child is running around in pants that are 3 inches too short for him and a Halloween Buc-ee’s shirt (backwards because he likes the big design to be on the front). 130
sarahhh @kickedthestairs.bsky.social · 17/12/2025I don’t remember life before the dumb hockey gays. 150
sarahhh @kickedthestairs.bsky.social · 15/12/2025My kid’s school is doing a fundraising raffle aimed at parents, and the prize is getting to skip morning and afternoon car line for all of January. This is a v smart idea. 060
sarahhh @kickedthestairs.bsky.social · 11/12/2025Just stumbled across a barber on IG who provides free, accommodating haircuts to neurodivergent & nonverbal kids/teens, and I’m just sitting in my car sobbing about it. 040
sarahhh @kickedthestairs.bsky.social · 11/12/2025Wednesday evening with M (6): “Do you know who R T Doo T is?” “Mama. Um. I don’t really want to tell you this, but. What does the middle finger mean?” 150
sarahhh @kickedthestairs.bsky.social · 10/12/2025Addressing holiday cards always involves a call to my mom to inevitably catch up on any family gossip that might have resulted in a move. Learned about a restraining order! 030
sarahhh @kickedthestairs.bsky.social · 02/12/2025If you normally get a holiday card from me and you’ve moved in the last year (or if you’ve gotten one intermittently and would like to be sure you get one this year), make sure I have your address! 030
Reposted by sarahhhEmily St. James @emilystjams.bsky.social · 30/11/2025I just want to do whatever I want without anybody getting mad and everybody saying I am great and the love me. Is that too much to ask? 515910
sarahhh @kickedthestairs.bsky.social · 29/11/2025Everyone left and now it’s just me and M today and tomorrow. I’m sure I’ll feel the drop later today, but for right now, we’re both enjoying some decompression time. 040
sarahhh @kickedthestairs.bsky.social · 25/11/2025The Tuesday before Thanksgiving: my child is wear a shirt covered in ghosts, singing “Kidnap the Sandy Claws” to himself, and watching the original Grinch cartoon. All the Holidays, All the Time 140
sarahhh @kickedthestairs.bsky.social · 23/11/2025Rolled out of bed and dislocated my elbow at age 3. Decided in the ER that I wanted to be a “bone doctor.” Then got obsessed with forensics in high school and wanted to be a pathologist. Was pre-med until I took genetics my junior year of college and fell in love. 140
sarahhh @kickedthestairs.bsky.social · 21/11/2025I never even liked dystopian literature, so living in one is just wildly subpar. 040