Kyle @khomni.bsky.social · 20/08/2026You can only hope that the botnet is called "blue_eyes" so you can ask it to turn around 111 1
Kyle @khomni.bsky.social · 06/05/2026An episode of Tom & Jerry where Tom chases Jerry on the hedonic treadmill. Tom can't keep up, but instead of crushing his toes Tom flattens into a pancake that circles the belt of the treadmill endlessly 020 2
Kyle @khomni.bsky.social · 24/04/2026youtu.beJames Blake - Don't Miss It (Official Lyric Video)YouTube video by James Blake 010 1
Kyle @khomni.bsky.social · 03/04/2026Terminally online Nietzsche be like: The internet is dead, and we killed it 000 0
Kyle @khomni.bsky.social · 03/04/2026youtu.be/ucRTW4rgrbU?...youtu.be5-Minute Crafts Has a Cybercrime ProblemYouTube video by CHUPPL 000 0
Reposted by Kylems.misty-eyed @occhitristi.bsky.social · 17/03/2026what do normal people do at 2 in the morning? because me? im pacing the entirety of my home. why? I have no idea other than the fact that if I sit down I cant sit still for long. I know I know i should be sleeping but I had a nap (an hour tops) earlier in the day so now im fully awake.🚶🏻♀️ 141 4
Kyle @khomni.bsky.social · 17/03/2026Going back in time, finding my infant self and shaking myself by the shoulders shouting about the housing market and investments, but ultimately achieving my goal of giving myself shaken baby syndrome and blissfully fading away 011 1
Kyle @khomni.bsky.social · 10/03/2026They're gonna put a shackle on you and let guests dunk on you over and over and diminish your pride as a captive, enslaved Michael Jordan 020 2
Kyle @khomni.bsky.social · 10/03/2026www.youtube.com/watch?v=_cZC... The internet is not something you dump things on. It's a series of tubes.youtube.comSeries of Tubes Music VideoYouTube video by superfunky59 000 0
Kyle @khomni.bsky.social · 10/03/2026It's just too high. It's not my fault that you thought a TV should be above the fire pit and/or mantle. Have you never used a TV before without craning your neck? 000 0
Kyle @khomni.bsky.social · 10/03/2026When I see incomprehensible satire, I feel comforted, even when I don't know what it's satirizing. If I see someone taking obvious satire too seriously it makes me want to turn them into a cube 020 2
Kyle @khomni.bsky.social · 04/03/2026Total regulatory capture also requires bribing incredibly dumb elected officials embarrassingly small sums of money to reel back protections monopolies 011 1
Kyle @khomni.bsky.social · 04/03/2026Vomiting up blood while digging through storage looking for a long-forgotten ocarina. Getting light-headed while trying to recall either Epona's song or the Song of Time before you can bleed out 000 0
Kyle @khomni.bsky.social · 04/03/2026The DNC has been a controlled opposition party for so long, they learned exactly nothing from how much trust they lost from the progressive flank by reneging on promises and bailing out corporations 370 7
Reposted by Kylehaunted ghoulfriend👻🍬 @sliceofwife.bsky.social · 04/03/2026okay 3 2 1 let's jam 1968 96
Kyle @khomni.bsky.social · 04/03/2026People supporting trump haven't cared about being caught in a contradiction for a long time. Being logically consistent or having principled beliefs takes a lot of effort and reflection 010 1
Kyle @khomni.bsky.social · 04/03/2026I remember taking the burden of switching from windows to linx a decade ago, even before Proton made gaming kind of reliable. When my friends are thinking about abandoning windows now, I want to offer my full support in helping their transition without them bristling when I say I run Arch 020 2
Kyle @khomni.bsky.social · 27/02/2026Everyone should be free to sing about ass and titties and balls and dicks, but there's been a chilling effect from the professional music industry lately 010 1
Kyle @khomni.bsky.social · 27/02/2026If the payment is upfront, they'll need to deal with the high priced attorney I afford to manage my estate when I eat all of the tacos, drink all of the beers and promptly die before satisfying the 10 mile requirement 000 0
Kyle @khomni.bsky.social · 27/02/2026People with ADHD are being so self-conscious when they've actually been faithful pupils of the increasingly incomprehensible and inconsistent way they consume the news 020 2
Kyle @khomni.bsky.social · 27/02/2026DNC leadership is willing to stifle class consciousness while pretending that Chuck Schumer is funny 000 0
Kyle @khomni.bsky.social · 27/02/2026I am suffering from an abusive relationship with determinism. It isn't even actively imprisoning me, but it makes me feel like I shouldn't expect more 110 1
Kyle @khomni.bsky.social · 27/02/2026It all boils down to the stubbornness / shameless / ignorance ratio. A lot of people will be trying to pretend they didn't support this nonsense, but a lot of young people got duped by this shit and are taking the wrong lesson from it 010 1
Kyle @khomni.bsky.social · 27/02/2026Anyone already worried about England being a dystopic surveilance state is probably thrilled to hear this 000 0
Kyle @khomni.bsky.social · 27/02/2026Whenever I watch a movie, I often get really curious about the artistic vision driving people to tell the story I've dedicated valuable time and attention to watching. I'm grateful for any movie that does an obvious name drop that lets me know I've already seen everything and can check out 000 0
Kyle @khomni.bsky.social · 27/02/2026Ten years is a long time. The total dissolution of entire nation states could happen in that time, let alone mergers and dissolutions of the corporate entities that own the Nemesis system. It may be 1000 years before someone finds the Nemesis system left at the bottom of a rive after a WB takeover 010 1
Kyle @khomni.bsky.social · 27/02/2026More people should be sickened that the elites can dollar-cost-average their degenerate gambling indefinitely until they make a profit. They will never enjoy the same kind of thrill a regular man could make by staking their child's college fund on black with a negative expected value 0160 16
Kyle @khomni.bsky.social · 27/02/2026If you really believe in something, the phrase "people can change" is more like a mantra you use to remind yourself to be patient with people who might still be capable of seeing the world in the way you do 000 0
Kyle @khomni.bsky.social · 27/02/2026Believe in like you're rooting for and supporting his general philosophy, or believing in like Big Foot or the Chupacabra? 120 2
Kyle @khomni.bsky.social · 27/02/2026People have a hard time comprehending the difference between a billion dollars and a million dollars, but maybe if we tell people that the length of the ladder they're pulling up after they climb it is getting longer, they'll feel lazy enough to build class consciousness 110 1
Kyle @khomni.bsky.social · 27/02/2026Even early in his first term, Trump coining and weaponizing "fake news" should have thrown up fascism red flags for anyone that actually took any meaningful lessons away from how fascism actually develops 000 0
Kyle @khomni.bsky.social · 27/02/2026My sister died in a Context Collapse disaster, so I'd appreciate it if you didn't make insensitive comments that will reach a broad audience of people that will tell me my sister should have worn proper PPE when joining tumblr 010 1
Kyle @khomni.bsky.social · 22/02/2026I'm about to replace a router that I've stubbornly held on to for a decade. After so long, I don't know if I owe it a viking funeral or if I should put it down like Old Yeller 002 2
Kyle @khomni.bsky.social · 19/02/2026The only way is to answer the call to adventure and traverse The Mandelaverse, battling many other named phenomena like Murphy's Law. Only once you wield Occam's razor can you strike down the Streisand Effect 010 1
Kyle @khomni.bsky.social · 19/02/2026If you have written and maintained a code base by hand for long enough, you start to form resolute ideas on code hygiene, architecture and maintainability. Even if a prompt can achieve a facsimile the artform you've been mastering, you are now deprived of the joy of creating it 020 2
Kyle @khomni.bsky.social · 19/02/2026I almost misread that as "car stereo" like you got your car broken into in the 90's buy a guy with a mullet and a screwdriver. Who steals a speaker? 000 0
Kyle @khomni.bsky.social · 19/02/2026The perennial urge to turn one of your game concepts into a solo project and drop everything for the next 2-3 years to develop it 030 3
Kyle @khomni.bsky.social · 19/02/2026Guilty of this too. Can't second guess your own choices, the person that would have made those choices is someone else entirely. 020 2
Kyle @khomni.bsky.social · 19/02/2026Even when we're all getting stressed out by the same reality, everyone is so primed to quibble about it instead of just saying "haha, me too" 000 0
Kyle @khomni.bsky.social · 19/02/2026That Diogenes fella had it all figured out, but you can't do what he did nowadays. Any hope of living in a ceramic jar today is crushed by the fact that they're all owned by private equity firms and only being rented out 000 0
Kyle @khomni.bsky.social · 19/02/2026If we're lucky, it will only be slightly worse than the great depression. There's been enough damage done to institutional trust that it's likely that we won't be able to rely on them this time around 120 2
Kyle @khomni.bsky.social · 19/02/2026I don't really like collecting stuff, but having a display case or shrine to show off something you care about must feel awesome. I want to dedicate an elaborate shrine with framed photos of Robin Williams and Anthony Bourdain and refuse to entertain questions to guests that ask about it 000 0
Kyle @khomni.bsky.social · 19/02/2026Someone with a monkey paw made a wish to proliferate broad awareness that men can suffer from body dysmorphia, and this is what we got 010 1
Kyle @khomni.bsky.social · 19/02/2026The keyboard is exacting revenge by finding out what the actuation force is on your digits and the latency between toe press and profanity 110 1
Kyle @khomni.bsky.social · 19/02/2026I am mortified when I hear about people having conversations in social media DM's or large centralized platforms like it's totally private. Gmail included. 010 1
Kyle @khomni.bsky.social · 19/02/2026Even if you integrate well enough into hobbit society that your neighbors overcome their unexamined height bigotry, your biggest hurdle will be the Scouring of the Shire. You'd stick out like a sore thumb trying to hide behind those little fences. 000 0
