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Kelly's Special Purpose

@khawkjhawk.bsky.social
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Look, all I want is to enjoy the little things in life. And be happy that other people can enjoy what they want, too. All about equal rights. Love animals. Keep fighting the good fights, friends!💙🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 Also, vaccines should NOT be controversial. Just sayin'

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Kelly's Special Purpose @khawkjhawk.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I KNOW their viewers are very dumb.
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Kelly's Special Purpose @khawkjhawk.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I am lucky enough to have a Penzeys right up the street. Won't go anywhere else now!
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Kelly's Special Purpose @khawkjhawk.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I live in a relatively liberal part of the state, and even conservatives are tired of Roger Marshall's crap. I am VERY optimistic, and Adam Hamilton is a great guy to boot!
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Kelly's Special Purpose @khawkjhawk.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
That's fine! We can keep all the good cheese to ourselves, bigot free!
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Kelly's Special Purpose @khawkjhawk.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Whoops! Sorry. I got likes from 69 to 70. I am drunk with power!
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Kelly's Special Purpose @khawkjhawk.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
He looks like an actual Muppet.
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Kelly's Special Purpose @khawkjhawk.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
And where TF is Gallent when we need him?
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Kelly's Special Purpose @khawkjhawk.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I still feel guilty about using Ketchup because some weird yellow cartoon guy told me not to drown my food. But I do hanker for a hunk of cheese on a regular basis.
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Kelly's Special Purpose @khawkjhawk.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Playing....with....what, exactly?
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Kelly's Special Purpose @khawkjhawk.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Having no other Hutts to compare to, I must agree.
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Kelly's Special Purpose @khawkjhawk.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I used to live there, there was a huge Puerto Rican and Cuban population there. I am sick of this crap. People deserve peaceful lives and acceptance.
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Kelly's Special Purpose @khawkjhawk.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
GOD! You are taking the wrong 80 year olds!
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Kelly's Special Purpose @khawkjhawk.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Scooby-Doo for me
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Kelly's Special Purpose @khawkjhawk.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Headlines be like "trump does Something Awful! Congress does Nothing. Read this 3 page article about it, recipe at bottom."
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Kelly's Special Purpose @khawkjhawk.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Got mine the other day!
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Kelly's Special Purpose @khawkjhawk.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Refreshing!
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Kelly's Special Purpose @khawkjhawk.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
I have a feeling Scalise has never been to an Olive Garden....
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Kelly's Special Purpose @khawkjhawk.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
We had someone dump a rooster at one of our parks. Friendly little guy, he kept trying to get in people's cars and went right up to children for pets. One of our very kind park police took him to his (actual, not a euphemism) farm. People are terrible, but then people are good!
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Kelly's Special Purpose @khawkjhawk.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Obviously, most of us don't have unfettered access to that twatwaffle, so....keep it up! Thank you!
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Kelly's Special Purpose @khawkjhawk.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Still mourning out growing my R2-D2 underroos.
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Kelly's Special Purpose @khawkjhawk.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Clearly, Mona was the boss.
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Biggie @biggienotsmalls.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Threatening us all with a good time, eh?......
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Kelly's Special Purpose @khawkjhawk.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
* no, not know 🙄
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Kelly's Special Purpose @khawkjhawk.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
How come all my temu ads are something vaguely sexual (but know freaking idea what they would be used for, so that may be my dirty mind) or t-shirts with 5 different fonts on a really long, awkward quote? Who do you think I am, temu? Oh, and leggings with cats on them. Like, WTH?
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Kelly's Special Purpose @khawkjhawk.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
I am constantly feeling like I am on the outside looking in. Then I do weird stuff, like standing on my desk to see what the ceiling feels like and everyone asks what it feels like cause they were wondering too, and I think maybe I do that to myself.
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Kelly's Special Purpose @khawkjhawk.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Trump should not be on money. He is not a founder of ideals in America. He's more like a creepy uncle who is never invited but keeps showing up to family functions somehow.
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Kelly's Special Purpose @khawkjhawk.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
I am most curious if bird ass is a name or an insult. Or if he is directly speaking to birds.
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Kelly's Special Purpose @khawkjhawk.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Dammit, there goes my weekend plans....
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Kelly's Special Purpose @khawkjhawk.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Power is out at work so I am holding off going in. What to do...what to do? Nap time!
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Kelly's Special Purpose @khawkjhawk.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
My god I love Nick Offerman.
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Kelly's Special Purpose @khawkjhawk.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Wow. I just put them through college.
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Kelly's Special Purpose @khawkjhawk.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
I will haunt you when I die for the low, low price of $50/mo until death. My death. Or yours. Whatever.
death.my
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Kelly's Special Purpose @khawkjhawk.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
I am CONSTANTLY asking myself the same.
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Kelly's Special Purpose @khawkjhawk.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
They actually have really good burgers! 😆
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Kelly's Special Purpose @khawkjhawk.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
We have one called Big Dick's Halfway Inn. Very classy joint.
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Kelly's Special Purpose @khawkjhawk.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Nuts ruin baked goods. I said what I said.
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Kelly's Special Purpose @khawkjhawk.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
🤣🤣🤣
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Kelly's Special Purpose @khawkjhawk.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Glad it wasn't a Brazilian, at least.
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Kelly's Special Purpose @khawkjhawk.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Monkeys doing people things is the cure for what ails me.
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Kelly's Special Purpose @khawkjhawk.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
On the good news front, I went to a wedding in Branson MO this weekend. Trump stickers, stores, flags and banners were practically nonexistent. I only saw 3. Used to not feel safe there. I think he is definitely losing followers!
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Kelly's Special Purpose @khawkjhawk.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
I am the farthest thing from a conspiracy theorist, but, this was staged. Full stop. Will never be convinced otherwise.
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Kelly's Special Purpose @khawkjhawk.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Drunk posting. Need I say more? I'm drunk and I'm posting. If that wasn't clear.
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Kelly's Special Purpose @khawkjhawk.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
I'd rather have those! lol
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Kelly's Special Purpose @khawkjhawk.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
The algorithms are so weird on there! Like, no, I don't want to see people dying/being brutally beaten/murdered just because I like a few ghost videos. It's so weird and unsettling.
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Merrymac Farm Sanctuary @merrymacsanctuary.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
We invite you to treat yourself to the healing power of watching a rescued baby goat boinging around.
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Kelly's Special Purpose @khawkjhawk.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
How did you know🥹
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Kelly's Special Purpose @khawkjhawk.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
That looks sooooooo good! 🤤
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Kelly's Special Purpose @khawkjhawk.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
youtu.be/lbqMD7YrGGQ?...
youtu.be
The Lightning Seeds - Pure (Official Video)
YouTube video by LightningSeedsVEVO
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Kelly's Special Purpose @khawkjhawk.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Just heard a song that transported me back to when I wasn't completely emotionally shut down waaaayyyy back in my youth. That was nice!
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† Wristy The Terrible † @wristroom.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
repost if you want to repost this post
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