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Kelly's Special Purpose @khawkjhawk.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

I still feel guilty about using Ketchup because some weird yellow cartoon guy told me not to drown my food. But I do hanker for a hunk of cheese on a regular basis.

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Kelly's Special Purpose @khawkjhawk.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

GOD! You are taking the wrong 80 year olds!

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Kelly's Special Purpose @khawkjhawk.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

Headlines be like "trump does Something Awful! Congress does Nothing. Read this 3 page article about it, recipe at bottom."

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Kelly's Special Purpose @khawkjhawk.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

I have a feeling Scalise has never been to an Olive Garden....

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Kelly's Special Purpose @khawkjhawk.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

We had someone dump a rooster at one of our parks. Friendly little guy, he kept trying to get in people's cars and went right up to children for pets. One of our very kind park police took him to his (actual, not a euphemism) farm. People are terrible, but then people are good!

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Kelly's Special Purpose @khawkjhawk.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

Still mourning out growing my R2-D2 underroos.

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Biggie @biggienotsmalls.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

Threatening us all with a good time, eh?......

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Kelly's Special Purpose @khawkjhawk.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

How come all my temu ads are something vaguely sexual (but know freaking idea what they would be used for, so that may be my dirty mind) or t-shirts with 5 different fonts on a really long, awkward quote? Who do you think I am, temu? Oh, and leggings with cats on them. Like, WTH?

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Kelly's Special Purpose @khawkjhawk.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

I am constantly feeling like I am on the outside looking in. Then I do weird stuff, like standing on my desk to see what the ceiling feels like and everyone asks what it feels like cause they were wondering too, and I think maybe I do that to myself.

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Kelly's Special Purpose @khawkjhawk.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

Trump should not be on money. He is not a founder of ideals in America. He's more like a creepy uncle who is never invited but keeps showing up to family functions somehow.

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Kelly's Special Purpose @khawkjhawk.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

Power is out at work so I am holding off going in. What to do...what to do? Nap time!

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Kelly's Special Purpose @khawkjhawk.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

I will haunt you when I die for the low, low price of $50/mo until death. My death. Or yours. Whatever.

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Kelly's Special Purpose @khawkjhawk.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

Nuts ruin baked goods. I said what I said.

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Kelly's Special Purpose @khawkjhawk.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

Monkeys doing people things is the cure for what ails me.

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Kelly's Special Purpose @khawkjhawk.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

On the good news front, I went to a wedding in Branson MO this weekend. Trump stickers, stores, flags and banners were practically nonexistent. I only saw 3. Used to not feel safe there. I think he is definitely losing followers!

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Kelly's Special Purpose @khawkjhawk.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

I am the farthest thing from a conspiracy theorist, but, this was staged. Full stop. Will never be convinced otherwise.

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Kelly's Special Purpose @khawkjhawk.bsky.social · 25/04/2026

Drunk posting. Need I say more? I'm drunk and I'm posting. If that wasn't clear.

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Merrymac Farm Sanctuary @merrymacsanctuary.bsky.social · 10/04/2026

We invite you to treat yourself to the healing power of watching a rescued baby goat boinging around.

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Kelly's Special Purpose @khawkjhawk.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

Just heard a song that transported me back to when I wasn't completely emotionally shut down waaaayyyy back in my youth. That was nice!

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† Wristy The Terrible † @wristroom.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

repost if you want to repost this post

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꧁༺𝓜𝔃𝓜𝓲𝓪𝓜𝓪𝓻𝓲𝓪 ༻꧂ @mzmiamaria.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨

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Kelly's Special Purpose @khawkjhawk.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

I thought I strived on stress, but not THIS kind of stress!😢 That evil man and his evil minions need to be removed. Now.

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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 05/04/2026

We need your help please. Please share. Chaco Culture National Historical Park in New Mexico is a UNESCO World Heritage Site containing over a thousand years of Indigenous history ancient ruins, sacred sites, and cultural landmarks built by the ancestors of today’s Pueblo peoples.

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Kelly's Special Purpose @khawkjhawk.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

Gotta go to the grocery store on the day before Easter. Wish me luck!

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Kelly's Special Purpose @khawkjhawk.bsky.social · 03/04/2026

I hate it when I suddenly find myself transported to a random wafflehouse. The last time it happened I was in the shower and had to trade favors for scrambled eggs because I had taken my vagina wallet out.

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Kelly's Special Purpose @khawkjhawk.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

I don't hear about the Flying Spaghetti Monster anymore. Hope he's doing ok!

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Brad Lander @bradlander.bsky.social · 31/03/2026

When they came for trans kids, history will ask, did you speak up or did you stand by? On this Trans Day of Visibility, let us reaffirm that trans rights are not up for debate. (1/3)

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Kelly's Special Purpose @khawkjhawk.bsky.social · 25/03/2026

I just read that teeth pop like popcorn when under extreme heat, and now it's all I can think about. I need to wash my brain.

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Kelly's Special Purpose @khawkjhawk.bsky.social · 25/03/2026

I don't know why this made laugh so hard. The cat was fine, I promise!

A kitty had wedged itself under a relining chair to avoid a vet visit. Little guy had to be extracted by the fire department. Don't worry, he was fine!

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Taniel @taniel.bsky.social · 24/03/2026

JUST IN: Democrats tonight have flipped a GOP-held state House seat in Florida. And not just any seat: This is the district that contains Mar-a-Lago. (It voted for Trump by 11% in 2024). That's right: Trump will now be represented by a Democrat, Emily Gregory, in Tallahassee.

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Alfred E. Neuman ( MAD Magazine ) @alfreds-mad-world.bsky.social · 24/03/2026

"The MAD Book Of Fears & Phobias" Writer • John Ficcara Artist • Paul Coker Jr Year • 1985 #madmagazine #madpaperbacks

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Kelly's Special Purpose @khawkjhawk.bsky.social · 22/03/2026

Went to Antelope Canyon, literally one of the most beautiful things I have ever seen.

Smooth, curving rocks are lit up with sunlight, making reddish orange hues at Antelope Canyon.

Peeking out to the sky, the pinks, purples and oranges of the rocks light up at Antelope Canyon

A light shaft shines down to make bright orange on the smooth rocks of the canyon

Gradients of orange, black and light yellow from the curving smooth stone light up from peeks of sunlight above.

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Nerd Horror @nerdhorror.com · 18/03/2026

FORGOTTEN 80's HORROR FILM RECOVERED RELIC VAULT ENTRY: NH-RV-001 THE STRANGER BOYS (1985) Format: VHS Classification: Teenage Vampire Movie Recovered from a video store in Mohawk, New York. #horror #retrohorror #80s #80'shorror #horrormovie #cultfilm

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Nerd Horror @nerdhorror.com · 18/03/2026

CRIDDER BROOD KID (1985) RELIC VAULT ENTRY: NH-RV-002 Originally sold during the mid-1980s collectible toy craze, the Cridder Brood Kid line disappeared from retail catalogs shortly after its release. This toy is allegedly cursed and eats its owners. #horror #horrorfan #horrorcollectible

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FunHouse Radio @funhouseradio.bsky.social · 17/03/2026

► FunHouseRadio.com <- TUNE IN

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The McNinny @allthemcninnys.bsky.social · 15/03/2026

Please share the news about what is happening with Ridglan Farms. The more people who know will help create a pressure campaign and force Ridglan to surrender the beagles to rescue groups, instead of killing them. Please help. All you have to do is hit Repost.

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Kelly's Special Purpose @khawkjhawk.bsky.social · 13/03/2026

Professor Halpert would like to discuss your grades....

An adorable old man husky is wearing glasses and looking a bit sleepy.

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Kelly's Special Purpose @khawkjhawk.bsky.social · 13/03/2026

Dammit I just was staring at a guy making weird faces at the stop light right outside my office and he just turned and looked at me! I had to pretend I was staring at my computer! 🤣

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Kelly's Special Purpose @khawkjhawk.bsky.social · 11/03/2026

Unfortunate jalapeño incident at lunch. Also, a good band name! Learn from me. Do not use jalapeño juice covered napkin to wipe your nose. You're welcome. And ouch.

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Just Jack @just-jack-1.bsky.social · 11/03/2026

Apparently, Kegseth hasn’t destroyed their ability to drop truth bombs.

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Alt CDC (they/them) @altcdc.altgov.info · 11/03/2026

There's still time to benefit from a flu vaccine. Find updated seasonal influenza data here: www.cdc.gov/fluview/inde...

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Kelly's Special Purpose @khawkjhawk.bsky.social · 11/03/2026

I want to be away from people but still have people nearby. Kind of like a standby hermit? Or a stray animal that villagers feed.

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Kelly's Special Purpose @khawkjhawk.bsky.social · 07/03/2026

I rarely get excited about shopping for anything, because I am not a real housewife of blah blah blah nor a 13 year old girl. But I just went to Daiso and...uhhh...it ignited something buried deep inside.

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