Kevin @khanes.bsky.social · 22hit's actually depressing now when i see "Netflix developing series" around a favorite story of mine. i know they'll run it out for a season or two and then abandon it 020
Kevin @khanes.bsky.social · 26/09/2026i need an orange cat named "psalm" so people can ask "sam?"... "no it's "psalm". "is that like a prayer?" "no it's short for psalmonella" 020
Kevin @khanes.bsky.social · 19/09/2026New England gets witches, the West coast gets vampires, and the South gets zombies. what does the Mid-West get, you may ask? alcoholism. it gets alcoholism 011
Kevin @khanes.bsky.social · 19/09/2026i have only threatened to fist fight one coworker today, and honestly? i think i deserve a treat for not following through 010
Kevin @khanes.bsky.social · 17/09/2026"i'm a 20 year old marketing intern, let me toll you how Trader Joe's Cacio è Pepe Gnocchi ™️ can save your marriage" 010
Kevin @khanes.bsky.social · 07/09/2026someone pointed out that 2018 was 8 years ago and while i can do that math, i just don't like it 121
Kevin @khanes.bsky.social · 06/09/2026having a food tracker is so embarrassing. like, yes i had whiskey for breakfast today, it's a SUNDAY 020
Kevin @khanes.bsky.social · 30/08/2026i mean, the ticket sales of his away games suggest quite a lot of people care 020
Kevin @khanes.bsky.social · 12/08/2026my new review process is "show me on the doll where kevin helped your productivity" 020
Reposted by KevinThe Get Up Kevins @kevinnewburn.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Happy Zero Cool Day y'all 31903187
Kevin @khanes.bsky.social · 24/07/2026honestly i think Apple and Android could heal the world if they'd get their shit together on messaging between OSes 020
Kevin @khanes.bsky.social · 22/07/2026i'm always a fan of charging with violent intent at wind based production infrastructure! 010
Kevin @khanes.bsky.social · 18/07/2026@stephenking.bsky.social hey i looked around online but couldn't find anything about your thoughts on The Long Walk's new ending. how do you like it? 010
Kevin @khanes.bsky.social · 16/07/2026Kevin's Law: no matter how many times you explain Goodhart's law to people, they will find a reason that THIS metric is ok to set target's for, which people will then game 031
Reposted by KevinMatthew Doyle @mattdoyle.bsky.social · 06/07/2026(everything he touches turns to shit, anyone who thinks this isn't cursed is fooling themselves, belgium by a million) 1844049
Kevin @khanes.bsky.social · 28/06/2026i have apparently reached the age where 15 year olds frantically get out of the priority seating on the bus to Pride to offer to me 020
Kevin @khanes.bsky.social · 25/06/2026man, every day seems like i get to compare Mamdani announcing "free puppies for all New Yorkers" to Wilson proposing a pilot program to think about asking landlords to please be nicer 020
Kevin @khanes.bsky.social · 23/06/2026i don't think you can choose to live in a city or neighborhood where nothing bad ever happens but you can definitely choose to live in one where nothing good ever happens 010
Reposted by KevinAlison Hoens @physioktbroker.bsky.social · 20/06/2026Is the human brain designed to cope with ongoing bad news? “Problematic News Consumption (PNC) — a pattern of news engagement that results in preoccupation, dysregulation and disruption to daily functioning”🧪 www.sciencedaily.com/releases/202...sciencedaily.comYour brain was never designed for this much bad newsHumans evolved to pay close attention to danger, but today that instinct is being overwhelmed by an endless supply of bad news from around the world. Researchers say the answer isn’t to stop following... 2299106
Kevin @khanes.bsky.social · 19/06/2026listening to James Corden talk shit about @jessemarsch.bsky.social and the Canadians after their player got his leg broken in half is fucking gross. if i didn't think he was a full kit wanker before this i sure do now 010
Reposted by Kevinhouse of theolia. 🦊🌙⚧ @valpix.tgirl.gay · 15/06/2026cabo verdean fans celebrating their draw against spain at full time at a watch party in dorchester, mass. massachusetts is home to the largest cabo verdean diaspora in the united states (approx. 90k.) (video from maher mezahi on the other site.) 249885
Kevin @khanes.bsky.social · 10/06/2026American bidets are hysterical. we resisted them for so long, but the ones we do have are like "eff that weak Euro water stream. i need to power wash my b-hole". 010
Kevin @khanes.bsky.social · 09/06/2026for all the silliness of the British — and they are very silly — getting called boss by a big dude with an un-posh accent goes hard 010
Kevin @khanes.bsky.social · 08/06/2026in today's episode of "the nuances of translation matter": "oddio" means "yikes/oh my god" and "odio" means hatred 010
Kevin @khanes.bsky.social · 03/06/2026i dunno if it's my age, or my lifestyle, but i feel like no one would be TOO shocked if i died choking on corn dog. tragic? maybe. surprising? ehhhh 010
Kevin @khanes.bsky.social · 31/05/2026i can't explain how much better i feel after OKC losing. bum-ass bums 000
Reposted by KevinAlex Elizabeth Byrne McMillan @undeniablyalex.bsky.social · 23/05/2026YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK 6085402316195
Kevin @khanes.bsky.social · 17/05/2026i'm SO disappointed — i thought it was armed HORSES night ay the Mariner's tonight 000
Kevin @khanes.bsky.social · 15/05/2026someone just pointed out to me it's my high school 25th anniversary this year and FUCK 020
Reposted by KevinMayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 12/05/2026When we took office, NYC had a $12B deficit. Today it’s zero. And we didn’t close that gap on the backs of working people. We closed it while funding parks, libraries, safer streets, & public housing. Call it Pothole Politics or Democratic Socialism: We are government that delivers for the people. 809379858859
Kevin @khanes.bsky.social · 11/05/2026we're all just trying to make the homes we carry on our back fit us 010
Kevin @khanes.bsky.social · 08/05/2026it's weird that we have a professional sports team called "The Fathers", right? 010
Kevin @khanes.bsky.social · 06/05/2026choosing to run face first into windmills was, in retrospect, not always the easiest path 010
Reposted by Keviniangilman.bsky.social @iangilman.bsky.social · 02/05/2026We're on the home stretch, with a film festival submission deadline in early June, and it would be great to have some extra help to make it happen! What we lack in cash we make up in camaraderie 😊 001
Reposted by Keviniangilman.bsky.social @iangilman.bsky.social · 02/05/2026I'm looking for volunteers to help with VFX on a short film. We're down to a specific kind of shot that we have a lot of: Planar track a surface (street, fence, wall, etc.) and place an artwork or word there, blending as appropriate, then mask out any foreground elements (actor, trees, etc.). 101
Kevin @khanes.bsky.social · 01/05/2026@sound-transit.bsky.social hey y'all can i get a refund for my $40 uber after you kicked everyone off the train at Northgate? i don't think a "hey y'all gotta get off snd figure it out" is cool 020
Reposted by KevinLupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 29/04/2026I recall when a friend of mine back during the BLM movement told me that if people reject the cause then the logical conclusion is that No Lives Matter & I thought I understood what he meant philosophically but living through the explosion of global suffering since I see now that he meant materially 71543393
Kevin @khanes.bsky.social · 17/04/2026there are three different amounts of leftovers: - i made so much i could feed my entire Italian family - if i'm reasonable there's enough for another serving after this - eh i might as well eat it all even if i regret it 020
Kevin @khanes.bsky.social · 17/04/2026if you're asking a bar tender to charge your vape for you i think in should evaluate your life choices 020
