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Kevin @khanes.bsky.social · 19h
always has been
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Kevin @khanes.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
a friend of mine made this website so she and her kids could see what kind of birds were out and about and then go look at them without being mediated by a screen. it's awesome dailyrewild.com
dailyrewild.com
Daily Rewild — Today’s nature briefing
Your daily local nature briefing — rewilding humans one day at a time.
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Hank Green @hankgreen.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The hilarious thing about Whole Foods banning MSG is that Whole Foods is, nonetheless, packed full of MSG.
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Kevin @khanes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
thaaaaaats sexist
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Kevin @khanes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
phrasing
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Kevin @khanes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
and Keon Coleman looking competent?!
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Will Ferrell: I Feel Like I'm Taking Crazy Pills
ALT: Will Ferrell: I Feel Like I'm Taking Crazy Pills
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Kevin @khanes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
i'm not sure he CAN run at this point
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Kevin @khanes.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
he's awesome... going forward
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Kevin @khanes.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
but i thought it was Seattle's communist policies that were killing Seattle's economy and Bellevue was fine
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Kevin @khanes.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
god i hope we see Arriola at LB
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Kevin @khanes.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
but how are they in a burrito?
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Kevin @khanes.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
😭😭😭
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Kevin @khanes.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
and the lefty best eleven was 🤌
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Kevin @khanes.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
idk if only do it if there had recently been a huge event where the entire world agrees it was one of the best soccer venues in the world
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Kevin @khanes.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
@soccerwisehq.bsky.social the Lehnart shout for shithousery was spot on, but you gotta throw the other bash brother in there!
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Kevin @khanes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
ya well, perhaps you should reevaluate your priors.
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Kevin @khanes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
absolutely insanely unhinged L take
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Kevin @khanes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
well i'm a sth and it would be amazingly stupid
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Kevin @khanes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
C Roldan!
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Kevin @khanes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
watching the heart and soul and effort from this team is incredible. it sucks that all Adrian has is mealy-mouthed bs about locker rooms, atmosphere, and revenue streams to talk about with the supporters
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Kevin @khanes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
pasta is just a squiggly sandwich
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Kevin @khanes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
sure but he also likes Roldan so how can we possibly trust him. (this is sarcasm, if you don't like either of them gtfo)
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Kevin @khanes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
it's actually depressing now when i see "Netflix developing series" around a favorite story of mine. i know they'll run it out for a season or two and then abandon it
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Kevin @khanes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
1g4a from Albert this week and he also creates that goal on the corner. lfg
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Kevin @khanes.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
what's the betting line on Craig making it?
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Kevin @khanes.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
i need an orange cat named "psalm" so people can ask "sam?"... "no it's "psalm". "is that like a prayer?" "no it's short for psalmonella"
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Kevin @khanes.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
ya i'd have loved a u22, but those roster spots are the biggest gamble — and that don't often work out. we're rolling the GAM over, its not like its wasted
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Kevin @khanes.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
wym? we replaced them the same way we got them. we had active winter windows and more players through our academy pipeline. "furious" ... touch some grass man
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Kevin @khanes.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
and i answered them, but ok
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Kevin @khanes.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Georgi is not good, even for his new team. Obed forced the transfer. i wish we had RBW still but Nouhou hasn't really been injured. Atencio is whatever, he wasn't seeing playing time.
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Kevin @khanes.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
brother, you're making wild, untrue assertions, and refusing to back it up. you ARE the neckbeard cave
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Kevin @khanes.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
who are you talking about? be specific
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Kevin @khanes.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
we probably do have the deepest team in MLS history, but that's assuming we can bring like 1-3 guys from the bench to be starters. not 11 of our best players hurt for long stretches. we have backup at CM but won't do well if both starters are out for over a month.
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Kevin @khanes.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
we have more plan b's than just about any other team in the MLS
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Kevin @khanes.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
you cannot assume 11+ players with month+ injuries, even if they were all 37
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Kevin @khanes.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
totally. half of the haters are like "he only scores set pieces" and the other half are all "his delivery is terrible"
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Kevin @khanes.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i think a lot of the shade is that he plays a fundamentally different role than Lodeiro did. Bert is great, we ask him to do different things
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Kevin @khanes.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
so say we all
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Kevin @khanes.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
the squad is in shambles
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Kevin @khanes.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
i love the NFL
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Kevin @khanes.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
they're potentially a top team in that division maybe! 😂
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Kevin @khanes.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
no
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Kevin @khanes.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
absolutely not
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Kevin @khanes.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
😭😅😂😅😭😂
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Kevin @khanes.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
New England gets witches, the West coast gets vampires, and the South gets zombies. what does the Mid-West get, you may ask? alcoholism. it gets alcoholism
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Kevin @khanes.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
i have only threatened to fist fight one coworker today, and honestly? i think i deserve a treat for not following through
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Kevin @khanes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
... is he wrong tho?
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Kevin @khanes.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
protein pasta tastes like giving up
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Kevin @khanes.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
"i'm a 20 year old marketing intern, let me toll you how Trader Joe's Cacio è Pepe Gnocchi ™️ can save your marriage"
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Kevin @khanes.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
it was not obvious the way this season has gone. i have upset no less than three group chats 😭😭😭
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