Khoma Stormcrow @kh0ma.bsky.social · 08/09/2026I'm gonna tell Lilith you said her art was simple. 010
Khoma Stormcrow @kh0ma.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Can someone take off my skin, douse me in WD40 and put it back on? 020
Reposted by Khoma StormcrowJanel Comeau 🍁 @verybadllama.bsky.social · 21/08/2026diarrhea Taylor Farms, salmonella chicken parm, bags of frozen blueberries that straight-up kill your ass heavy metal sourdough, listeria soup bowl refreshing summer popsicle that's filled with shards of glass we didn't start the fire... 30983662222
Khoma Stormcrow @kh0ma.bsky.social · 13/06/2026My oldest nephew's first word was "Fuck". I've never been prouder. 000
Khoma Stormcrow @kh0ma.bsky.social · 12/06/2026In any economy if you're paying a grand and a half for a windbreaker there's something wrong with your brain. 110
Khoma Stormcrow @kh0ma.bsky.social · 12/06/2026Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal and a nazi. Full fucking stop! 010
Khoma Stormcrow @kh0ma.bsky.social · 12/06/2026It's the ghost of Edgar Allen Poe sent to annoy you. 010
Khoma Stormcrow @kh0ma.bsky.social · 12/06/2026According to Reddit it's down in a lot of places around the world. 100
Khoma Stormcrow @kh0ma.bsky.social · 12/06/2026I'd settle for an aneurysm on live tv or a falling anvil. 010
Khoma Stormcrow @kh0ma.bsky.social · 12/06/2026And unsurprisingly Twitter, instagram and facebook are all down. 110
Khoma Stormcrow @kh0ma.bsky.social · 05/06/2026Fare thee well weary traveler.youtu.beRepo! The Genetic Opera - Legal AssassinYouTube video by LexU224 000
Khoma Stormcrow @kh0ma.bsky.social · 28/04/2026The only thing missing was Benny Hill music and Mitch McConnell in drag. 010
Khoma Stormcrow @kh0ma.bsky.social · 05/04/2026What if Jesus wasn't crucified and was just the world's worst carpenter? 000
Khoma Stormcrow @kh0ma.bsky.social · 24/03/2026My brother has a mushroom tattoo on his lag that looks like a piece of pizza. Never let drunk friends do ink just because it's free. 120
Khoma Stormcrow @kh0ma.bsky.social · 15/03/2026"Knives for sale! Slightly used knives for sale! Half price for senators!" 001
Khoma Stormcrow @kh0ma.bsky.social · 08/03/2026And if you're catholic rats are considered fish. Religion is batshit. 000
Khoma Stormcrow @kh0ma.bsky.social · 08/03/2026Since we put the clocks back tomorrow, I'm gonna keep going back a lot further than an hour and give Fred Trump a hillbilly vasectomy. Should solve a LOT of problems. 000
Khoma Stormcrow @kh0ma.bsky.social · 16/02/2026What's weird is 90% of my family is women, but all of my mom's descendants are male. 120
Khoma Stormcrow @kh0ma.bsky.social · 16/02/2026I have 2 brothers who have 4 boys each and a nephew that just had a boy. We can't make girls. 110
Khoma Stormcrow @kh0ma.bsky.social · 16/02/2026"They absorb so much at this age. They're like a sponge." I exclaim as I wipe down a countertop with a toddler. 000
Khoma Stormcrow @kh0ma.bsky.social · 14/02/2026What I find interesting about the whole Epstein list thing is the sounds of crickets when it comes to the catholic church. I refuse to believe they aren't involved. 000
Khoma Stormcrow @kh0ma.bsky.social · 13/02/2026youtu.beFather Of Peace - The Year Of Madness (Official Music Video)YouTube video by Father Of Peace 000
Khoma Stormcrow @kh0ma.bsky.social · 07/02/2026At least you didn't wake up naked in the front yard. That happened to my mom once after drinking way too much fireball. She also drove into the garage door. 010
Khoma Stormcrow @kh0ma.bsky.social · 04/02/2026That's why I laugh at people that think being gay is a choice. Why would anyone choose this? Men are terrible. 210
Khoma Stormcrow @kh0ma.bsky.social · 04/02/2026Barbie girl. My ex would lock his bedroom door and blast that fucking song on repeat until I wanted to kill him. Clearly my taste in men cannot be trusted. 110
Khoma Stormcrow @kh0ma.bsky.social · 04/02/2026Do I need to come over there and beat up your brain for being mean to you? 120
Khoma Stormcrow @kh0ma.bsky.social · 31/01/2026This goes without saying, but not the shrimp seasoning though. Even I'm not poor enough to eat that. 000
Khoma Stormcrow @kh0ma.bsky.social · 31/01/2026Any tips on giving the entire trump bloodline late stage syphilis? 000
Khoma Stormcrow @kh0ma.bsky.social · 31/01/2026I've always stated that David Lynch's work was highly overrated. Lost Highway, for example, was one of the dumbest movies I've ever watched, and I sat through Dragon Wars. 010
Khoma Stormcrow @kh0ma.bsky.social · 28/01/2026Don't repeatedly call the ICE hotline and play audio clips from the Nuremberg trials when someone picks up. That would be childish. Not 1-866-347-2423 from US or Canada nor 1-802-872-6199 from other areas around the globe. 010
Khoma Stormcrow @kh0ma.bsky.social · 27/01/2026Know who really hates old racist white guys, Papa Legba. *Nudge, nudge, wink, wink, say no more* 010
Khoma Stormcrow @kh0ma.bsky.social · 27/01/2026So, how are you enjoying my storm? It's not a generational curse, but it serves a purpose. 010
Khoma Stormcrow @kh0ma.bsky.social · 15/01/2026youtu.beRen - Vincent's Tale - The BedroomYouTube video by Ren 010
Khoma Stormcrow @kh0ma.bsky.social · 07/01/2026I need a werewolf movie where it dies by accidentally eating some chocolate. 010
Khoma Stormcrow @kh0ma.bsky.social · 06/01/2026Why has this been playing on a loop in my head for the last week?youtu.beLady Gaga - Disease (The Poison Live)YouTube video by LadyGagaVEVO 010
Khoma Stormcrow @kh0ma.bsky.social · 06/01/2026Why am I sticky and naked? Did I miss something fun? 010
Khoma Stormcrow @kh0ma.bsky.social · 02/01/2026After watching all of Stranger Things from beginning to end, I'm seriously sick of that fucking Kate Bush song. 010
Khoma Stormcrow @kh0ma.bsky.social · 02/01/2026Through dangers untold and hardships unnumbered, I have fought my way here to the castle beyond the Goblin City to take back the child that you have stolen. For my will is as strong as yours, and my kingdom is as great... You have no power over me. 020
