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Khoma Stormcrow

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3 goblins in a trenchcoat just trying to pass as a human.

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Khoma Stormcrow @kh0ma.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
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Khoma Stormcrow @kh0ma.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Can someone take off my skin, douse me in WD40 and put it back on?
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Janel Comeau 🍁 @verybadllama.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
diarrhea Taylor Farms, salmonella chicken parm, bags of frozen blueberries that straight-up kill your ass heavy metal sourdough, listeria soup bowl refreshing summer popsicle that's filled with shards of glass we didn't start the fire...
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Khoma Stormcrow @kh0ma.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
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Khoma Stormcrow @kh0ma.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal and a nazi. Full fucking stop!
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Khoma Stormcrow @kh0ma.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Facebook is facebroke again.
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Khoma Stormcrow @kh0ma.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Fare thee well weary traveler.
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Repo! The Genetic Opera - Legal Assassin
YouTube video by LexU224
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Khoma Stormcrow @kh0ma.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
The only thing missing was Benny Hill music and Mitch McConnell in drag.
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Khoma Stormcrow @kh0ma.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
What if Jesus wasn't crucified and was just the world's worst carpenter?
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Khoma Stormcrow @kh0ma.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
"Knives for sale! Slightly used knives for sale! Half price for senators!"
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Khoma Stormcrow @kh0ma.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Since we put the clocks back tomorrow, I'm gonna keep going back a lot further than an hour and give Fred Trump a hillbilly vasectomy. Should solve a LOT of problems.
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Khoma Stormcrow @kh0ma.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
"They absorb so much at this age. They're like a sponge." I exclaim as I wipe down a countertop with a toddler.
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Khoma Stormcrow @kh0ma.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
What I find interesting about the whole Epstein list thing is the sounds of crickets when it comes to the catholic church. I refuse to believe they aren't involved.
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Khoma Stormcrow @kh0ma.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
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Father Of Peace - The Year Of Madness (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by Father Of Peace
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Khoma Stormcrow @kh0ma.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
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Khoma Stormcrow @kh0ma.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Don't repeatedly call the ICE hotline and play audio clips from the Nuremberg trials when someone picks up. That would be childish. Not 1-866-347-2423 from US or Canada nor 1-802-872-6199 from other areas around the globe.
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Khoma Stormcrow @kh0ma.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
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Khoma Stormcrow @kh0ma.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
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Ren - Vincent's Tale - The Bedroom
YouTube video by Ren
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Khoma Stormcrow @kh0ma.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
I need a werewolf movie where it dies by accidentally eating some chocolate.
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Khoma Stormcrow @kh0ma.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Why has this been playing on a loop in my head for the last week?
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Lady Gaga - Disease (The Poison Live)
YouTube video by LadyGagaVEVO
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Khoma Stormcrow @kh0ma.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
After watching all of Stranger Things from beginning to end, I'm seriously sick of that fucking Kate Bush song.
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Khoma Stormcrow @kh0ma.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Through dangers untold and hardships unnumbered, I have fought my way here to the castle beyond the Goblin City to take back the child that you have stolen. For my will is as strong as yours, and my kingdom is as great... You have no power over me.
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Khoma Stormcrow @kh0ma.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Fascism, gangrene, diabetes, my best friend is losing his house... 2025 can die a painful death.
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Khoma Stormcrow @kh0ma.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
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It's Illegal to Say
YouTube video by WKUK: Whitest Kids U’ Know
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Khoma Stormcrow @kh0ma.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
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Khoma Stormcrow @kh0ma.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
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Khoma Stormcrow @kh0ma.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
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Khoma Stormcrow @kh0ma.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
I give this butt plug a challenge level of 15.
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Khoma Stormcrow @kh0ma.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
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28 Days Lehner 🪦 @danlehner.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
when you’re trying to evade capture after WWII ends:
Produce aisle sign:  
SPECIAL
FRESH BRAZIL
WHITE NAME
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Khoma Stormcrow @kh0ma.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
New drinking game: watch House and take a shot every time someone says "sarcoidosis".
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Khoma Stormcrow @kh0ma.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
Watching femboys getting stuffed, the real thanksgiving tradition!
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Khoma Stormcrow @kh0ma.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
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Khoma Stormcrow @kh0ma.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
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Dik Liquor @chaensaw.com · 24/11/2025
Fun fact: The sperm whale gets its name from the original belief that the waxy liquid in its head was its jizz.
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Khoma Stormcrow @kh0ma.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
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Khoma Stormcrow @kh0ma.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
I've got 99 problems and all of them are fucking luftballoons.
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Khoma Stormcrow @kh0ma.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
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Khoma Stormcrow @kh0ma.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
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Khoma Stormcrow @kh0ma.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
couriernewsroom.com
We created a searchable database with all 20,000 files from Epstein’s Estate
Easily find every mention of Trump, Clinton, blackmail, and potential sex crimes in the thousands of private messages between Epstein and his close associates.
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Khoma Stormcrow @kh0ma.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
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Khoma Stormcrow @kh0ma.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Khoma's Law: Any spell can be countered with enough advanced fuckery. #WitchSky #ChaosSky
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Khoma Stormcrow @kh0ma.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
Emily and Poppy together is perfection!
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Linkin Park w/ Poppy - One Step Closer (Live in Buenos Aires) [Pro Shot]
YouTube video by enoonmai
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Khoma Stormcrow @kh0ma.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
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Khoma Stormcrow @kh0ma.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
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Khoma Stormcrow @kh0ma.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
Did anyone else get a message asking for bank card information to lift an account suspension? Seems suspicious to me.
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Khoma Stormcrow @kh0ma.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
Week 2 of no gaming. I hooked up my old 360 to play New Vegas, after 20 minutes of fucking with the short in the controller cord I finally got that working. Put in the game and the system won't read the disc. Fuck my life.
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Khoma Stormcrow @kh0ma.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Happy "Fuck Dick Cheney" day!
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Khoma Stormcrow @kh0ma.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
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The Big Push - Heart Attack
YouTube video by The Big Push
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