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keystonejenks

@keystonejenks.bsky.social
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I'm here for the jokes. Bald and bearded. Sarcasm is my superpower. Trying to stay warm in PA.

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keystonejenks @keystonejenks.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
My guess, he has an application to trademark Super Intelligence. This way he can use it in government documents and pay himself simultaneously.
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keystonejenks @keystonejenks.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Anyone check to see if paperwork was submitted to Trademark this term?
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keystonejenks @keystonejenks.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
MAGA is going to vote MAGA no matter what. This is for those uninformed voters who will think, "I could use a quick $5K."
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keystonejenks @keystonejenks.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
So unafraid of consequences that you openly attempt to bribe people.
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Americans for Tax Fairness @4taxfairness.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Families are opening utility bills wondering what else they can possibly cut. CEOs at 21 publicly traded utilities cashed checks worth nearly $1 BILLION from 2023 through 2025. Electricity prices are up 3% to 30% since January 2025. This story needs to be everywhere.
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keystonejenks @keystonejenks.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
What's more elusive, a sasquatch or Mitch McConnell? Matt Moneymaker, Bobo...get on this case!
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keystonejenks @keystonejenks.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Sadly, it will take decades for this country to recover, if ever.
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keystonejenks @keystonejenks.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
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keystonejenks @keystonejenks.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
I wish the media and people were as upset with Trump as they are about the Dianna Russini/Mike Vrabel "scandal." Funny how the morality police pick and choose their outrage.
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keystonejenks @keystonejenks.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Here is the address in a nutshell. "We went to war because it's the Deomocrats fault and the radical left."
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keystonejenks @keystonejenks.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Oh, you thought those ICE detention centers were just for immigrants.
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keystonejenks @keystonejenks.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Gas impacts the price of everything. I paid $5.25 a gallon for diesel yesterday. Just wait until the price of everything goes up, including groceries. He cannot blame this one on Biden.
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SpoonFellas#NAFO NC Gen❌🦋🇺🇸🇺🇦🇬🇪🏳️‍🌈🇨🇦🇬🇱🇩🇰🇦🇺🌈💙democrat 💛 @spoont51.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
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Morgan J Freeman @mjfree.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
I'm going to post this video every day so we never forget what the 34x convicted felon & adjudicated rapist Trump did.
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keystonejenks @keystonejenks.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
MAGA are. Also, your first sentence proves you don't know how government works.
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keystonejenks @keystonejenks.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Lieu is playing chess, not checkers.
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keystonejenks @keystonejenks.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Goes right along with Trump Administrations Ready! Fire! Aim! policies. Their only plan appears to be chaos.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 11/02/2026
NEGUSE: AG Bondi, that man works for you now, right? The man in that video from J6 yelling 'kill them!' at cops. His name is Jared Wise. BONDI: He does work for us, yes. I believe he was pardoned NEGUSE: And you expect hard-working police officers to believe you take law enforcement seriously?
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keystonejenks @keystonejenks.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Because they are unqualified for their jobs.
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keystonejenks @keystonejenks.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
We will see how loyal she is when she is being ushered off to jail.
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keystonejenks @keystonejenks.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
It's wild that flights were already on their way there and were diverted. It's as if this administration just makes 💩 up.
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keystonejenks @keystonejenks.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
See, it's people like you who post things like this and give him ideas. Please delete! 😂
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keystonejenks @keystonejenks.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
He's dead to me!
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keystonejenks @keystonejenks.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
He's going to invade Mexico, isn't he?
kfoxtv.com
FAA grounds all flights to and from El Paso until Feb. 20
The Federal Aviation Administration (FAA) has issued a temporary flight restriction halting all flights to and from El Paso, including commercial, cargo, and ge
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keystonejenks @keystonejenks.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Sadly, I've concluded that MAGA doesn't care. They are enjoying the freedom of being openly racist without consequence and want to enjoy that as long as they can.
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keystonejenks @keystonejenks.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Correct me if I'm wrong but aren't they doing the ballroom construction timeline backwards?
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keystonejenks @keystonejenks.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Okay, glad he cleared that up because if it's one thing Trump has proven is that he is trustworthy and honest. 🙄
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keystonejenks @keystonejenks.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
I'm no contractor or project manager but...don't you typically start with renderings? You don't tear down a part of a building and then say, "What do you think we should do with this space?"
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keystonejenks @keystonejenks.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
At this point, Trump could come out and admit everything about him in the Epstein files and his base/GOP would do nothing.
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GetWisdomDude @getwisdomdude.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Pedophile tЯump Is All Over The Epstein Files. When Are Repubs Calling That Lying Rapist Sociopath To Testify. Before He Dies I Hope Justice Takes The $3.3 Billion He Grifted From Being president and Divides It Between The Rape Survivors Of tЯump & Epstein.
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keystonejenks @keystonejenks.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Notice Trump only wants to take over voting for states he lost. #voting #constitution #TrumpLies
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keystonejenks @keystonejenks.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
You notice it was all about the 2 Amendment until the conservatives found out, we own guns too.
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Adam Kinzinger @adamkinzinger.substack.com · 04/02/2026
Never forget: Pam Bondi and Kash said there was nothing in the Epstein files back in March
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Rachel Maddow @maddow.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
"Among the hires at CBS News announced by Weiss is a doctor who claims he reduced his biological age by 20 years with cold plunges; that cod liver oil treats autism; and that Alzheimer’s and dementia can be reversed with supplements he sells on his online store." www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
theguardian.com
Bari Weiss’s new CBS hires include ‘germ theory denialist’ doctor
Dr Mark Hyman, who claimed he reduced his biological age by 20 years, brought on as a contributor
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keystonejenks @keystonejenks.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Asking for a friend. How do I get one of those paid protester gigs?
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Here’s TMZ with a headline every outlet that cares about the truth should have. www.tmz.com/2026/01/24/n...
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keystonejenks @keystonejenks.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
It amazes me that Dylan Roof was shown more dignity than William Kelly.
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keystonejenks @keystonejenks.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
And his ego is bruised by anyone who is a big meanie towards him.
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keystonejenks @keystonejenks.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Unfortunately, they are willing to take an entire country down with them.
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keystonejenks @keystonejenks.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
It's amazing that the MAGA movement has such a low bar to cross that if they simply show compassion and humanity (which cost nothing) they are applauded for it. Or, in Trump's case, he'd demand a trophy.
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keystonejenks @keystonejenks.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Trump is trying to block the testimony. I'm expecting the "if you're not guilty, you shouldn't have anything to hide" crowd to speak up any time now.
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keystonejenks @keystonejenks.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Well that depends, are you just getting on tortilla? If so, the trick would be to get one at 11:59 p.m. and another at 12:01 a.m.
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keystonejenks @keystonejenks.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
The Trump administration is full of people that have punchable faces.
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keystonejenks @keystonejenks.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Their entire motivation is fear.
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keystonejenks @keystonejenks.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
The deranged POTUS.
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keystonejenks @keystonejenks.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Whose going to tell her?
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keystonejenks @keystonejenks.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Legally, what are our options? When someone's rights are violated what's their legal recourse since the DOJ is in Trump's pocket?
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keystonejenks @keystonejenks.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Do you think Trump senses the irony of his actions? #Greenland #Trumpertantrum #NobelPeacePrize
npr.org
Trump says he's pursuing Greenland after perceived Nobel Peace Prize snub
"Considering your Country decided not to give me the Nobel Peace Prize… I no longer feel an obligation to think purely of Peace," Trump wrote in a message to the Norwegian Prime Minister.
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keystonejenks @keystonejenks.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Have you noticed that you never see ICE and the Proud Boys at the same time? Similar to how you never saw Clark Kent and Superman at the same time. 🤔
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keystonejenks @keystonejenks.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
FIFA and the IOC are corrupt organizations. The events in the United States are going to flop miserably, especially when both commissions said ICE is allowed at their events. No brown-skinned traveler wants to take the risk of being detained.
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