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keystonejenks

@keystonejenks.bsky.social
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I'm here for the jokes. Bald and bearded. Sarcasm is my superpower. Trying to stay warm in PA.

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Americans for Tax Fairness @4taxfairness.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Families are opening utility bills wondering what else they can possibly cut. CEOs at 21 publicly traded utilities cashed checks worth nearly $1 BILLION from 2023 through 2025. Electricity prices are up 3% to 30% since January 2025. This story needs to be everywhere.
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keystonejenks @keystonejenks.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
What's more elusive, a sasquatch or Mitch McConnell? Matt Moneymaker, Bobo...get on this case!
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keystonejenks @keystonejenks.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
I wish the media and people were as upset with Trump as they are about the Dianna Russini/Mike Vrabel "scandal." Funny how the morality police pick and choose their outrage.
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SpoonFellas#NAFO NC Gen❌🦋🇺🇸🇺🇦🇬🇪🏳️‍🌈🇨🇦🇬🇱🇩🇰🇦🇺🌈💙democrat 💛 @spoont51.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
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Morgan J Freeman @mjfree.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
I'm going to post this video every day so we never forget what the 34x convicted felon & adjudicated rapist Trump did.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 11/02/2026
NEGUSE: AG Bondi, that man works for you now, right? The man in that video from J6 yelling 'kill them!' at cops. His name is Jared Wise. BONDI: He does work for us, yes. I believe he was pardoned NEGUSE: And you expect hard-working police officers to believe you take law enforcement seriously?
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keystonejenks @keystonejenks.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
He's going to invade Mexico, isn't he?
kfoxtv.com
FAA grounds all flights to and from El Paso until Feb. 20
The Federal Aviation Administration (FAA) has issued a temporary flight restriction halting all flights to and from El Paso, including commercial, cargo, and ge
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keystonejenks @keystonejenks.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
I'm no contractor or project manager but...don't you typically start with renderings? You don't tear down a part of a building and then say, "What do you think we should do with this space?"
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GetWisdomDude @getwisdomdude.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Pedophile tЯump Is All Over The Epstein Files. When Are Repubs Calling That Lying Rapist Sociopath To Testify. Before He Dies I Hope Justice Takes The $3.3 Billion He Grifted From Being president and Divides It Between The Rape Survivors Of tЯump & Epstein.
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keystonejenks @keystonejenks.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Notice Trump only wants to take over voting for states he lost. #voting #constitution #TrumpLies
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keystonejenks @keystonejenks.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
You notice it was all about the 2 Amendment until the conservatives found out, we own guns too.
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Adam Kinzinger @adamkinzinger.substack.com · 04/02/2026
Never forget: Pam Bondi and Kash said there was nothing in the Epstein files back in March
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Rachel Maddow @maddow.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
"Among the hires at CBS News announced by Weiss is a doctor who claims he reduced his biological age by 20 years with cold plunges; that cod liver oil treats autism; and that Alzheimer’s and dementia can be reversed with supplements he sells on his online store." www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
theguardian.com
Bari Weiss’s new CBS hires include ‘germ theory denialist’ doctor
Dr Mark Hyman, who claimed he reduced his biological age by 20 years, brought on as a contributor
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keystonejenks @keystonejenks.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Asking for a friend. How do I get one of those paid protester gigs?
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Here’s TMZ with a headline every outlet that cares about the truth should have. www.tmz.com/2026/01/24/n...
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keystonejenks @keystonejenks.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
It amazes me that Dylan Roof was shown more dignity than William Kelly.
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keystonejenks @keystonejenks.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
The Trump administration is full of people that have punchable faces.
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keystonejenks @keystonejenks.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
The deranged POTUS.
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keystonejenks @keystonejenks.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Do you think Trump senses the irony of his actions? #Greenland #Trumpertantrum #NobelPeacePrize
npr.org
Trump says he's pursuing Greenland after perceived Nobel Peace Prize snub
"Considering your Country decided not to give me the Nobel Peace Prize… I no longer feel an obligation to think purely of Peace," Trump wrote in a message to the Norwegian Prime Minister.
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keystonejenks @keystonejenks.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Have you noticed that you never see ICE and the Proud Boys at the same time? Similar to how you never saw Clark Kent and Superman at the same time. 🤔
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keystonejenks @keystonejenks.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Reminder: a peice of broccoli a day, keeps the doctor away!
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Frost: For so long, the right wing has held up patriotism as a vibe, as an aesthetic. But patriotism is more than bald eagles and flags and beer. Patriotism is about loving the people who live in the damn country — every single one of them.
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keystonejenks @keystonejenks.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
You know how you never seen Clark Kent and Superman at the same time? I see ICE agents. Has anyone seen the Proud Boys lately?
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joes-spot.bsky.social @joes-spot.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
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keystonejenks @keystonejenks.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Quick, someone tell Trump there's oil in the Epstein files.
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keystonejenks @keystonejenks.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Pam Bonidi said Maduro will face the full wrath of the US Justice system. Okay, cool. How about we start with Trump. #Venezuela #Maduro #Trumpertantrum
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 22/12/2025
BREAKING: WATCH the full 60 Minutes CECOT segment here. This was sent to me anonymously. It appears to be the segment CBS' Bari Weiss killed. www.muellershewrote.com/p/watch-the-...
muellershewrote.com
WATCH: The 60 Minutes CECOT Segment
I was sent the CECOT segment anonymously in a group chat.
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keystonejenks @keystonejenks.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
All this winning is making me itchy.
apnews.com
Cloudy future for bourbon has Jim Beam closing Kentucky distillery for a year
Jim Beam is pausing production at a Kentucky distillery for at least a year starting in 2026. The decision comes as the whiskey industry faces tariffs and declining demand.
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keystonejenks @keystonejenks.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
If we have a presidential election. I think there will be 3 candidates. Dem, GOP, and MAGA.
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keystonejenks @keystonejenks.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
The MAGA movement seems to be filled with a lot of false prophets.
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🇨🇦DUNK🇨🇦 (Proud Part owner of Canada) @noofieninja.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
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Orange Dick Tater Hater @realbiscuitspaw.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
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keystonejenks @keystonejenks.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
So that's why it's called the One Big Beautiful Bill. #ReleaseTheFiles
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keystonejenks @keystonejenks.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
I think it is safe to say that the United States of America has gone from a melting pot to a pressure cooker.
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keystonejenks @keystonejenks.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
So let me get this straight. Tylenol, Advil, etc... are bad but the very same person spreading this BS was hooked on heroin. Not only hooked on heroin but said it had benefits. Make it make sense.
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keystonejenks @keystonejenks.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
I see Turning Point Media is going to try to keep the gravy train rolling by bringing out a parade of racists.
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Elizabeth Cronise McLaughlin @ecmclaughlin.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
More of this everywhere please.
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unclewally3.bsky.social @unclewally3.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
theconversation.com/right-wing-e...
theconversation.com
Right-wing extremist violence is more frequent and more deadly than left-wing violence − what the data shows
Donald Trump and top administration officials confidently assert that left-wing political violence is a huge problem in the US. They’re wrong, say researchers who study extremism.
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keystonejenks @keystonejenks.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
This is not normal behavior! He is mad, and his supporters love him more.
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keystonejenks @keystonejenks.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
This right here! 👇🏽
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keystonejenks @keystonejenks.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
Shortly after this, Ted sold what was remaining of his soul to the Devil, errrr I mean Trump. If you know the truth about someone and then still kiss the ring, what does that say about you?
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Pablo Torre @pablo.show · 03/09/2025
Our full episode, btw, is a full-length doc about how two Democratic politicians from Harvard are behind a $2.3B scheme centered around climate change. They had a key donor: the richest owner in sports. They hired Drake, Leo DiCaprio, Robert Downey Jr... And, secretly... youtu.be/1OwzYk6OCFM?...
youtu.be
Kawhi Leonard Signed a Secret $28M Deal. Steve Ballmer Funded a Fraud. We Followed the Money. | PTFO
YouTube video by PABLO TORRE FINDS OUT
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
The 100 lowest-paying US corporations spent $644B on stock buybacks from 2019 to 2024. Buybacks artificially boost share prices and inflate CEO pay. The typical worker at these companies earned $35k last year. Meanwhile, the average CEO was paid $17.2M See the problem?
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🇺🇸𝕀𝕟𝕕𝕪 ℝ𝕖𝕗𝕦𝕘𝕖𝕖🇺🇸 ᵀʳᵘᵐᵖˡᵉˢˢ ᵁˢᴬ @indyrefugee.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
A comfortable life used to be the American Dream. Not being a financial mogul. Not fighting for the top spot on the food chain. Working to get your share of the pie with the whip cream on top. Grabbing enough food to fill your plate, but leaving plenty on the table for others. Let’s do that again.
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keystonejenks @keystonejenks.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
Found this from 2018. Can apply to 2028.
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keystonejenks @keystonejenks.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
I didn't realize Cracker Barrel was so woven into white culture. I wish there were this level of outrage over concentration camps in the United States.
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Jeremy Corbyn @jeremycorbyn.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
I am sickened by the relentless demonisation of refugees. No refugee underfunded a school. No refugee closed a hospital. No refugee took away support from the sick and disabled. We need solutions not scapegoats. Stop blaming refugees and tax the rich instead!
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keystonejenks @keystonejenks.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
So let me get this straight. MAGA is upset at Cracker Barrel for a logo change but is cool with the military being used on American citizens. Make it make sense.
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Imup2late @imup2late.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
Neil deGrasse Tyson “ How sad it must be - believing that scientists, scholars, historians, economists, and journalists have devoted their lives to deceiving you, while a reality tv star with decades of fraud and exhaustively documented lying is your only beacon of truth and honesty."
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