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@keykanon.bsky.social
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mostly goes on several post long rants about vns and random video games?

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Kanon @keykanon.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Ok you can still cancel your attacks with a backdash, Belmonts Curse might be good afterall.
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Kanon @keykanon.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
key.visualarts.gr.jp/summer_ss/ You mean I'm getting MORE Shiroha CG's?????
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Summer Pockets Sunnyside Stories | Key公式サイト
あの夏の小さな輝きたち PC用ゲーム『Summer Pockets Sunnyside Stories -サマーポケッツ サニーサイドストーリーズ-』オフィシャルサイト
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Kanon @keykanon.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck you meeeeeeeeean SBR ED is a new song made for it and not some random shit from Araki's playlist, that sucks!
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Kanon @keykanon.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Shaft up to his tricks again.
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Kanon @keykanon.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Having a real 'watching super robot sakuga' night.
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Luke Plunkett @lukeplunkett.com · 17/09/2026
dudes rock
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Kanon @keykanon.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
What is going on with these New EoSD songs, what's with the instrumentation, these sound ASS.
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The Kindest Weapon @thekindestweapon.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I learned about a new Zelda game we're gonna see announced on Tuesday.
Logo for a new Zelda game titled: The Legend of Zelda 40 Swords Adventures. It is not real and a fan made crude edit of the Four Swords Adventures logo with "Four" replaced with "40" and 39 total swords copied and pasted. There is text that reads "The Legend of Zelda 40th Anniversay" on it with "Anniversary" being intentionally misspelled.
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jade's gallery @gallery.oat.zone · 02/09/2026
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Kanon @keykanon.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
What do you mean they made Twink Man but it's a woman, are they stupid?
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wheel @wheelable.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
i'm coming over you better not be a skeleton waiter who throws a food tray, misses, then dives to the ground and explodes instantly
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Kanon @keykanon.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Shenanigans with @ranamooncat.bsky.social lead to me listening to the FFX-2 ost. Wow, this is unfiltered ass! I mean I hate this game and everything it stands for but I'd forgotten all this music this shit sucks. There is two decent tracks, and one of those is just two Spyro 2 tracks combined.
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Kanon @keykanon.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
They hid all the Engage tier character designs in the marketing and we're only now seeing them because the journos are posting.
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Kanon @keykanon.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Fortunes Weave being FE: Refantazio was not on my bingo card but yeah sure fuck it we ball.
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Pedro dos Santos @dropes.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
some people say it looks like an YTP but honestly it looks normal to me idk
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Mysterious Z (DATE OF BIRTH AUGUST 2ND) @mysteriousz.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Found those video clips of MGS1 on the Master Collection Switch Port where apparently Nintendo has a policy against mentioning button names from other consoles, so they literally had to sentence mix shit like it was a YTP and oh my god
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Kanon @keykanon.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Fuck you mean they got Sugita voicing Valentine in SBR hello based alert?
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Kanon @keykanon.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Greatly amused at the official profile for this girl in Fortunes Weave today showcasing her skintone to be this, why was she white in the first CGI trailer?
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Kanon @keykanon.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Me and @rabla.bsky.social setting ourselves up for disappointment come Persona 6.
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Kanon @keykanon.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
I checked out all the voice acting in the new Starfox because the originals is so legendary and while it's mostly okaaaaaay(Some of it is bad!) it just simply does not compare to the original timeless line reads. This game is going to have zero legacy, no reason to play it over the N64 OG.
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Kanon @keykanon.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
There was a bit when I was playing Five and @rabla.bsky.social was playing One that we should meet in the middle and play Three. It's maybe taken a hot minute, but I'll commit to this bit.
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Kanon @keykanon.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Hey wheres the best place to go to get some 9 year old doujin album nobody has ever heard of? asking for a friend
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Kanon @keykanon.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
@getterdrill.bsky.social Hey you like depressed Japanese men right do you want the 90 minute Maeda video essay? www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nmdz...
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Kanon @keykanon.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Having recently finished Metaphor I gave ranking my SMT's a go.
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Kanon @keykanon.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Finally rando'd OoT for the first time after doing a billion MM runs, why is everything in this game so fucking big. I much prefer my comfy compact Termina. Not exactly a surprise that I'd prefer something about MM to OoT but I don't think it'll be doing too many of these.
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Kanon @keykanon.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Replayed Yoshis Island to finally get 100 score in every stage with states because I'm too old to play every level 1000 times to get a perfect run. Game is good still, occasionally makes weird decisions, but is good.
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Kanon @keykanon.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
It's absolutely fascinating how the Star Fox series manages to have more games that are a retelling/remake of this one single story than games that are not that combined.
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Ghoulumunkus @gulumunkus.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
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Kanon @keykanon.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
why would sf6 do this
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Kanon @keykanon.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
It's so easy to get @bismuthine.bsky.social to play a video game you just say 'you should play a game in series, but don't play THAT one' and they're like 'OH YEAH!?' and play that one.
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Kanon @keykanon.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
fuck you mean FE: Shadows got an Engage character and the theme for them is just a whole ass absolutely fire medley but then the best song in the game got only the tiniest part of it.
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Kanon @keykanon.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
STEEL BALL RUN!
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うなさか @unasaka0309.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
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うなさか @unasaka0309.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
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Kanon @keykanon.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Getting my shit fucked up finding out Megami Tensei 2 has a song that just whole ass lifts a melody from Wicked Child. youtu.be/95PFC_vAJGs?... youtube.com/clip/Ugkxmwa...
youtu.be
Megami Tensei 2 - Micom, Departure
YouTube video by Winston Payne
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Marian Call @mariancall.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
instantly assumed this was a kaiju situation
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Spooxie 👻😱 @roxieproxy.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not
A fabricated statement from Nintendo of America's Twitter account addressing a fictitious scenario in which the Earth's oxygen supply is presumed to be depleting at a rapid pace, leaving humanity with mere days to live.

"This is Miyamoto. On behalf of everyone who is employed at Nintendo Co. LTD and its subsidiaries, we deeply mourn the countless human lives which will be lost due to the depletion of the global oxygen supply. To anyone who has ever played one of our games, we are eternally grateful to have created long-lasting fun and memories for you. To ease the suffering of families and children across the world, the Mario Kart World game for the Nintendo Switch 2 system will be available as a free download on Nintendo eShop for the foreseeable future. We hope this small gesture of kindness will ease the pain as humanity prepares for a worst-case scenario."

The statement is distastefully plastered with logos for Nintendo and Nintendo Switch 2, as well as with a render of Mario from Mario Kart World.A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement.

John Default Profile Picture: "No one read this statement and thought it was distasteful? Why did Miyamoto think this would help anyone?"

NintenDeen: "Simple: Nintendo is so depraved that they'd exploit a global crisis to boost the player count of the failed Mario Kart World and force consumers back into the Switch 2 ecosystem to boost sales and player numbers."A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement.

PlayStation Nation: "What the fuck are you doing falsely advertising sales during these trying times? I went to the website and Mario Kart World is still selling for $80 USD."

Kremling Kevin: "If you actually read the statement, it clearly says the discount is available on Nintendo eShop. Meaning the application on the Switch 2 itself, not the web browser version."

PlayStation Nation: "Point still stands."A fabricated Tweet responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement.

Isaboner: "Nothing for Switch 1 owners?"
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Kanon @keykanon.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
I need more concrete details before caring much about this I didn't see a single Backdash I'm not convinced this is a real Vania and not just a whole ass different game wearing it as a coat.
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Kanon @keykanon.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Fym there ie another year this sucks
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Kanon @keykanon.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
Of course I'm gonna machine translate the Anemoi trial. Yeah this is the image I choose to open the thread chain with hope you're ready to see this Cormorant a lot.
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Kanon @keykanon.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
Beat the main story from the Z-A DLC, this shit has a lot of issues it's not really as good as the main game in any regard really. Didn't really pull off the super anime hype as fuck climax that the base game or S/V did either.
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Kanon @keykanon.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
no no it's fine I just didn't expect it to not be called 12.
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Kanon @keykanon.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
Beat Shantae Advance, it was an ok game with some good aspects and some bad aspects. It's got a cool story of how it came to be and the spritework is really nice and it's unfathomably horny but the level design is a bit dry, at best, and can often feel like a bit of a chore.
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Jeff VanderMeer @jeffvandermeer.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
your moment of calm: huddled least sandpipers on a floating log
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Kanon @keykanon.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
No one: Absolutely no one: Me: [Learning to Hover in Majora's Mask for an entirely worthless item]
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Kanon @keykanon.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
Cautiously going to attempt to read Five machine translated.
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