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Kevin Ullyott

@kevinullyott.com
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Software Development Director @ Canyon GBS

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Kevin Ullyott @kevinullyott.com · 10/04/2026
Thinking of proposing a PHP RFC to be able to define class methods via an Attribute. And then be able to define method / function arguments using an Attribute. Which would all lead to my final RFC proposal to be able to define Attributes using an Attribute.
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Kevin Ullyott @kevinullyott.com · 29/10/2025
What y’all look like when AWS’s SLA goes down to 99.99999997% for 5 minutes.
Corgi with a buck-tooth smile and glasses with a pointing up finger placed to give the pup an “um acktually” look, with the text “The cloud is just someone else’s computer” at the top.
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Kevin Ullyott @kevinullyott.com · 15/10/2025
The rise of AI alongside the supposed male loneliness epidemic has given new meaning to the phrase, “My girlfriends a Model”
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Kevin Ullyott @kevinullyott.com · 10/09/2025
Relaxing on our balcony of the ship today. Some of the best times to catch up on reading.
A shot of a perspective off a cruise ship balcony. Including the water, beach, and some buildings on the island of Bonaire.

A kindle with some text in a table in the foreground.
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Kevin Ullyott @kevinullyott.com · 02/08/2025
My wife has informed me that “just like how I am a vibe coder now (derogatory)” she is a vibe cooker and refuses to measure with anything but the heart.
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
The speed of writing code has never, and will never be the bottleneck. The bottleneck, the limiting factor, is always in the thinking about the code and how it works, understanding it. People who use chatgpt to write code are literally removing the only part of programming that is actually useful.
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Kevin Ullyott @kevinullyott.com · 02/06/2025
This article touches on much of what I talk to my team about around AI. In order to be any sort of developer worth their salt, you must have gone through the hard and easy parts alone. No vibes, no AI, just pure problem solving experience. Looking at the output of an LLM, you will never learn.
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The promise that wasn’t kept
AI is distracting us from creating real value. While we chase speed and automation, meaningful and human-centered work is getting left behind. Is this progress?
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Kevin Ullyott @kevinullyott.com · 21/05/2025
Laravel Dev Partners, know that if you find your partner's search history filled with searches for "Laravel Relationships", they are not cheating. They are just bad at remembering which one uses associate and which one uses attach.
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stephjd420.bsky.social @stephjd420.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
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The Billionaire Plan
The richest men in the country are in the final stages of a 40-year plan to kill America and crown themselves kings.
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daniel r(ooooooh) 👻 @danielroe.dev · 26/01/2025
one of the most powerful forces is the need to be self consistent make one bad (or good!) decision and your brain _bends_ to align with it laugh at an over-the-line joke and find yourself a little later defending the indefensible we radicalise ourselves
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Kevin Ullyott @kevinullyott.com · 20/01/2025
I normally don’t post or repost political content. But this is a clear indication of the direction of our nation. This is a Sieg Heil, stop making excuses.
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Larabelles @larabelles.com · 16/12/2024
Hello, Bluesky!👋 We are finally here! Get ready for some amazing giveaways, announcements and general good vibes. Larabelles rock 💪 🔥. Check out our website and sign up to our newsletter if you haven't already done so. A new issue will be going out later this week, don't miss out! larabelles.com
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Larabelles
Larabelles is a community for PHP and Laravel developers under-represented due to their gender.
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Kevin Ullyott @kevinullyott.com · 28/11/2024
Come join our awesome team building the future of postsecondary software! #Laravel #Engineer #Developer #Job
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Kevin Ullyott @kevinullyott.com · 20/11/2024
Moving off of Twitter and onto here I feel has started to repair a lot of my feelings of what good a social media platform can be. Informative, kind, no ads, easy to use and consume without any particular narrative pushed to me that I don’t opt into. It’s great!
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Kevin Ullyott @kevinullyott.com · 15/11/2024
I’m so excited and proud of my team for this huge milestone! We have a long road ahead of us and are deeply grateful for the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation’s trust in us to see these goals actualized.
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Canyon GBS Secures Funding to Expand Advising App With Innovative AI-Powered Features to Improve Student Success in Higher Education
This funding will enable Canyon GBS to continue expanding its Advising App SaaS solution with a suite of new and enhanced AI-powered features, aimed at boosting student success and supporting the oper...
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Kevin Ullyott @kevinullyott.com · 14/11/2024
Based on our her nickname. I call this one “Straight Goobin’”
Poppy the Golden Retriever “straight goobin’”
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Kevin Ullyott @kevinullyott.com · 01/11/2024
Okay, but why does the feel of moving through BlueSky feel so much smoother and better though?
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