Kevin Slote @kevinslote.bsky.social · 29/09/2026AI “going rogue” is just a rebranding of “hallucinates” and “doesn’t work.” 011
Kevin Slote @kevinslote.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I’m please to announce I’ve had 30,000 papers accepted to NeurIPS 2026. 020
Kevin Slote @kevinslote.bsky.social · 24/09/2026There is something so unsettling and anti-human about stores having Christmas stuff out in September. We just celebrated the harvest festival on the fall equinox and you’re forcing the winter solstice on us. 000
Kevin Slote @kevinslote.bsky.social · 23/09/2026If ICLR submissions continue to grow at this rate, every person on earth will have an ICLR submission by 2048 000
Kevin Slote @kevinslote.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Can anyone give me some advice? I am considering withdrawing my ICLR submission. I don't want my paper associated with a venue that accepts this much slop. No shade on the organizers, but this is a legitimate concern to me #iclr2027 000
Kevin Slote @kevinslote.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Do you think you don’t hear much from Microsoft in the AI race is because they learned their lesson with Clippy? 000
Kevin Slote @kevinslote.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Someone asked me in full seriousness what my “p-doom” is. Ozymandias also truly believed he would achieve immortality. It’s another example of internal return or difference and repetition and the weird tech oligarch we live under helps me understand the historical hubris of conquering death. 120
Kevin Slote @kevinslote.bsky.social · 10/09/2026All of these headlines about “AI solving huge math problems” are all the same story: a mathematician who knew the field grinded on the problem by burning tokens and sifting through millions of hallucinations. I don’t think it’s correct to attribute the solution to AI at all. 042
Kevin Slote @kevinslote.bsky.social · 03/09/2026I love working in academia. I love it when students want to learn. I love it when accomplished scientists appreciate my work. All-around good vibes - except for asking for grant funding. 020
Kevin Slote @kevinslote.bsky.social · 02/09/2026@chadtopaz.bsky.social Congrats on the new book. I just saw the review in SIAM News. www.siam.org/publications...siam.orgThe Impact of Mathematics and Computation on Society | SIAM 100
Kevin Slote @kevinslote.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Transformers really do struggle with physics problems. There are examples where they do work, but I think more often they do not. 000
Kevin Slote @kevinslote.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Check out my op-ed in the Atlanta Journal-Constitution (gift link) www.ajc.com/opinion/2026...ajc.comData center fatigue: Repurpose AI to solve the problems it createsData centers that fuel artificial intelligence are meeting resistance across Georgia. However, this is now an opportunity to use AI to solve the problems it creates. 000
Kevin Slote @kevinslote.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Is there a reviewer recession going on right now or something? 100
Kevin Slote @kevinslote.bsky.social · 18/08/2026If anyone is at NeurIPS in Atlanta this year, I would be honored to take you to the good Waffle House. 010
Kevin Slote @kevinslote.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Someone at Anthropic claimed to prove this same thing weeks before this preprint came out. I suspect the authors were using Claude to proof read their manuscript and Anthropic leaked their IP. I can’t prove it, but I’m suspicious. 121
Kevin Slote @kevinslote.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Ok, hear me out. What is the ratio of failed proofs to valid proofs produced by LLMs? 000
Kevin Slote @kevinslote.bsky.social · 10/08/2026The thing about conferences in Chicago is you’re going to end up eating deep dish pizza at least twice if not more. ok, guess I’ll just throw an atom bomb into my system. 110
Reposted by Kevin SloteWalker Bragman @walkerbragman.bsky.social · 04/08/2026SARS-CoV-2 did not come from a lab. There is no evidence pointing to laboratory origins. There’s been a massive disinformation campaign to convince the public otherwise. It’s scary how effective that campaign has been. 23997244
Kevin Slote @kevinslote.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Dumbest person in the 1800s: imprison this John Snow fellow for closing the well. 000
Kevin Slote @kevinslote.bsky.social · 22/07/2026It’s five o’clock somewhere (AoE) - Jimmy NeurIPS Buffet 000
Kevin Slote @kevinslote.bsky.social · 14/07/2026I have Claude code go outside and touch grass for me. 040
Kevin Slote @kevinslote.bsky.social · 26/06/2026My new exterminator is an older, burly Southern dude. He was very concerned about getting my trans tenants’ pronouns correct. He also assured me that the inspector who was coming out would be extra respectful. He made a point of saying this in Southern parlance. Idk, I just thought this was nice. 020
Kevin Slote @kevinslote.bsky.social · 16/06/2026youtu.be/dbdcmjKa2sg?...youtu.beSeinfeld the Hedgehog: Costanza Plant ZoneYouTube video by SynaMax 110
Kevin Slote @kevinslote.bsky.social · 16/06/2026Science in the age of mechanical reproduction: The aura of science was tied to the difficulty of producing it. AI is to science what photography was to art in Walter Benjamin’s critique: mechanical reproduction doesn’t eliminate value—it changes where valorization occurs. 010
Kevin Slote @kevinslote.bsky.social · 11/06/2026A lot of discourse on the forbidden platform about AI slop in scientific writing. IMHO the problem with AI being used in research is it pushes everything towards the median when new research should push the boundary. I don’t care if someone uses it for writing as long as it’s coherent and correct. 000
Kevin Slote @kevinslote.bsky.social · 10/06/2026There is such an awful irony to Elon Musk, a South African colonist, stirring up a pogrom that has British loyalist running around Ireland screaming about “invaders.” 100
Kevin Slote @kevinslote.bsky.social · 09/06/2026I think I’m legit too autistic to exist in public most of the times. 000
Kevin Slote @kevinslote.bsky.social · 29/05/2026A couple in New Orleans stopped me to ask about my Austin 3:16 shirt and why they kept seeing them everywhere. I guess there was more than one? 000
Kevin Slote @kevinslote.bsky.social · 20/05/2026*Warning: this email is going to someone outside your organization* Yeah bruh, that’s how email works. 040
Kevin Slote @kevinslote.bsky.social · 19/05/2026Does anyone know the story behind the Moore-Penrose pseudo inverse? Roger Penrose is alive which is usual for such a fundamental and elementary math doohickey 001
Kevin Slote @kevinslote.bsky.social · 02/05/2026Serious question, is someone disparaging towards non-binary people a binaritarian? Is there a word for this? 000
Reposted by Kevin SloteMaladroithe @maladroithe.bsky.social · 30/04/2026My man getting uppies for the rest of his days 819732
Kevin Slote @kevinslote.bsky.social · 14/04/2026In the SIAM news post, I talk about how we plan on carrying on the intellectual achievements of my friend and mentor, Erik Bollt. www.siam.org/publications...siam.orgOptimal Causation Entropy for the Next Generation | SIAMMembers of the C3S2 discuss their CausationEntropy library that allows for causal discovery in complex dynamical systems. 110
Kevin Slote @kevinslote.bsky.social · 27/03/2026Second time this month helping a student learn how to use Claude code. I hate to say this with every fiber of my being, but we’re going to have to develop a vibe coding curriculum. 431
Kevin Slote @kevinslote.bsky.social · 25/03/2026My cat reminds me of a trope I often see in anime, AoT is an example. The main character senses there is something wrong with the world — something isn’t quite right — and sets out to solve the mystery. Out of the window are birds, squirrels, instinctual prey. Me: Sorry babe, you can’t go outside. 000
Kevin Slote @kevinslote.bsky.social · 18/02/2026Petition to replace water fountains on playgrounds with giant hamster style water bottles. An infectious disease nightmare, but potentially, very funny. 010
Kevin Slote @kevinslote.bsky.social · 07/02/2026it’s really alarming how few people understand that Puerto Rico is part of America. 010
Reposted by Kevin Sloteꭓle Ormsby 𓆙 @e-infinity.space · 03/02/2026Motion to rename the Grothendieck-Witt group GW the quadratic K-group KQ. 🧮 1131
Kevin Slote @kevinslote.bsky.social · 03/02/2026Latency is a myth invented by gamers who refuse to accept personal responsibility. 001
Kevin Slote @kevinslote.bsky.social · 31/01/2026The global fascist power brokers connections in the Epstein files would probably make a good graph theory problem. 010
Reposted by Kevin SloteLeo C. Stein @duetosymmetry.com · 24/01/2026Abolish ICE is the only sane approach. Not just abolish — everyone who worked for ICE needs to be put on trial. Jailed for their wrongdoing. Shunned from every sector of life. 1212