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Kevin Kane

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Author of Welcome to The Deep Estate and Partition Critical Era. Definitely not a No. 2 Pencil.

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Kevin Kane @kevinkane.net · 16/09/2026
#residentevil purists right now:
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Kevin Kane @kevinkane.net · 11/09/2026
I have given considerable thought to President #Trump ’s administration, and I find that I can endorse it no longer. The truth must be spoken plainly: 𝐏𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐓𝐫𝐮𝐦𝐩 𝐢𝐬 𝐚 𝐝𝐨𝐨-𝐝𝐨𝐨 𝐩𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐬 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐩𝐞𝐞-𝐩𝐞𝐞 𝐛𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐡. www.kevinkane.net/p/president-...
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President Trump is a Doo-Doo Pants with Pee-Pee Breath
I have given considerable thought to President Trump’s administration, and I find that I can endorse it no longer.
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Kevin Kane @kevinkane.net · 09/09/2026
After studying current indie book trends, I realized my novel titles were all wrong. I think I fixed them? Feedback would be appreciated #booksky. <3
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Kevin Kane @kevinkane.net · 17/05/2026
Check out my substack for more Onion-style articles, dumb funny essays and novels and stuff. www.kevinkane.net
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Kevin Kane @kevinkane.net · 17/05/2026
#booksy My first Video review for Book 2 of Take Back the Deep Estate! youtu.be/rbRJ3bdS69o?...
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These Three Horror Books Pushes Weirdness To A Whole New Level!
YouTube video by Horror Reads
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Kevin Kane @kevinkane.net · 17/05/2026
Kalshi prediction markets more than doubled Zendaya’s odds of winning Best Supporting Actress, following the promise of a bathing scene involving “full bush,” with one Academy voter tweeting, “If it’s true, that’s the kind of performance the Oscars were built for.”
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Kevin Kane @kevinkane.net · 17/05/2026
As of print time, the announcement has caused Comcast Universal stock to rise 6%.
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Kevin Kane @kevinkane.net · 17/05/2026
Damage control began in full on Monday, starting with Christopher Nolan reassuring audiences by listing the exact timestamp of every steamy moment in The Odyssey.
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Kevin Kane @kevinkane.net · 17/05/2026
“There’s an extraordinarily large Homer-erotic online community,” explained one analyst. “They absolutely love the idea of an older, grizzled Matt Damon tenderly guiding a twink like Tom Holland into his tent.”
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Kevin Kane @kevinkane.net · 17/05/2026
Meanwhile, industry observers find hope in the fact that virtually nobody online appeared upset about the casting of the film’s male leads.
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Kevin Kane @kevinkane.net · 17/05/2026
“But this Captain Marvel generation thinks you can just admire women for their ‘motivations’ and ‘arcs’. They forget that what made Alien a classic was seeing Sigourney Weaver run around in those low-rise panties.”
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Kevin Kane @kevinkane.net · 17/05/2026
“Look, I’m all for strong female characters, like Ripley,” said one Oscar-winning male director speaking off the record.
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Kevin Kane @kevinkane.net · 17/05/2026
For years, many filmmakers have attributed declining box-office revenue to the industry-wide shift away from gratuitous nudity toward female-forward character development and emotional complexity.
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Kevin Kane @kevinkane.net · 17/05/2026
“This has nothing to do with gender identity,” said one viewer, “It’s about Brad Pitt getting out of that bed and seeing full ass and some balls. How can Elliot match that kind of cinematic nuance?”
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Kevin Kane @kevinkane.net · 17/05/2026
The discourse surrounding Elliot Page’s casting as Achilles proved even more emotionally charged. Early polling found audiences concerned that Page might struggle to compete with Brad Pitt’s iconic portrayal of Achilles in Wolfgang Petersen’s Troy.
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Kevin Kane @kevinkane.net · 17/05/2026
Several sources say Universal is looking into AI options to add an ‘accidental dick slip’ to a cast member’s toga, believing that a semi-erect penis may add a twelve-point bump in the box office.
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Kevin Kane @kevinkane.net · 17/05/2026
“It’s a tremendous warning sign,” said one executive. “People don’t pay $23 for IMAX because a character has depth. They went to Oppenheimer because Florence Pugh and Cillian Murphy sat around naked for a scene, and everyone walked out pretending they were there for nuclear policy.”
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Kevin Kane @kevinkane.net · 17/05/2026
Universal insiders reportedly raised the alarm after early audience testing showed viewers describing the cast as “talented,” “compelling,” and “emotionally complex.”
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Kevin Kane @kevinkane.net · 17/05/2026
“I can’t jerk off to this,” said one shaken Nolan fan after his fifth aborted attempt. “I don’t know. It makes me think that maybe… Maybe Nolan has lost his magic touch.”
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Kevin Kane @kevinkane.net · 17/05/2026
However, many attempting to prepare themselves for the film reported frustration after discovering that Lupita’s nude filmography primarily consists of an emotionally devastating scene from 12 Years a Slave.
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Kevin Kane @kevinkane.net · 17/05/2026
The discussion has left studios scrambling. The industry's most reliable predictor of opening weekend performance remains traffic to Mr. Skin, the nude archive maintained by the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences.
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Kevin Kane @kevinkane.net · 17/05/2026
He then quickly clarified, “And that’s not a race thing. I’m not racist. I fap to tons Black women all the time"
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Kevin Kane @kevinkane.net · 17/05/2026
At the center of the controversy Lupita Nyong’o’s role as Helen. “Helen of Troy is a woman whose beauty famously launched a thousand ships.” explained one poster, “That’s clearly a blonde with double D’s. You know, like Sydney Sweeney.”
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Kevin Kane @kevinkane.net · 17/05/2026
The online discourse surrounding Nolan’s upcoming adaptation of #TheOdyssey continued to rage over whether the film’s casting choices were worth masturbating to, with Universal execs privately expressing concern that audience arousal metrics remained dangerously flaccid.
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Kevin Kane @kevinkane.net · 31/03/2026
LOS ANGELES— The Online LGBT community and its advocates continued to express outrage this week after 80-year-old actor John Lithgow declined to abandon his role as Dumbledore, prompting many to question why a man born in 1945 continues to behave like someone born in 1945. #harrypotter #booksky
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Old Man Playing Old Gay Wizard Still Not Sure Why Everyone Is Yelling At Him
LOS ANGELES— The Online LGBT community and its advocates continued to express outrage this week after 80-year-old actor John Lithgow declined to abandon his role as Dumbledore, prompting many to quest...
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Kevin Kane @kevinkane.net · 30/03/2026
So what happened? I actually have a theory about that. www.kevinkane.net/p/the-one-pi...
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The One Piece Paradox:
Why Some Anime Shouldn’t Become Faithful Adaptations
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Kevin Kane @kevinkane.net · 30/03/2026
I love Cowboy Bebop so watching #OnePiece stroll into its second season with style… stings. A lot. Many think that One Piece is from people who respect the material, unlike the heathens who did Bebop. But here's the thing: *It's actually by the same team using the same pipeline.* #Anime 1/2
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Kevin Kane @kevinkane.net · 29/03/2026
It's bothered me to no end that #Onepiece works as live action, but Cowboy Bebop didn't. I just wrote an article about it. Check it out! The One Piece Paradox: Why Some Anime Shouldn’t Become Faithful Adaptations www.kevinkane.net/p/the-one-pi...
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The One Piece Paradox:
Why Some Anime Shouldn’t Become Faithful Adaptations
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Kevin Kane @kevinkane.net · 17/03/2026
HUGE ARTICLE! I dig into the problem at the heart of AI-generated media: why studios, platforms, and Silicon Valley are desperate to price it like real art, and why audiences may never fully go along with that. The problem isn’t quality. Its value. Even when the slop gets good. #Booksky
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AI is amazing. AI Content is Worthless.
The Reason Why People Will Never Pay for AI Slop.
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Kevin Kane @kevinkane.net · 17/03/2026
HUGE ARTICLE! I dig into the problem at the heart of AI-generated media: why studios, platforms, and Silicon Valley are desperate to price it like real art, and why audiences may never fully go along with that. The problem isn’t quality. Its value. Even when the slop gets good. #AI #Technology
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AI is amazing. AI Content is Worthless.
The Reason Why People Will Never Pay for AI Slop.
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Kevin Kane @kevinkane.net · 11/03/2026
#booksky my number one gripe as an author.
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Kevin Kane @kevinkane.net · 10/03/2026
❤️❤️❤️❤️ #booksky
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Kevin Kane @kevinkane.net · 09/03/2026
#booksky Check out my new novel, Welcome to the Deep Estate becauseThe world needs more Hitchhiker's Guide and Dungeon Crawler Carl vibes -4/5 on Goodreads. -Topics include Garden Gnomes, Schrodinger Kittens, the Illuminati, Secret Lizard people, Stephen King's cocaine, and The Backrooms
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Here’s a little secret: Reality is insane.
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Kevin Kane @kevinkane.net · 08/03/2026
Want to hear something fun and dumb? #audiobook
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Welcome to the Deep Estate
Check out this great listen on Audible.com. Here’s a little secret: Reality is insane. A death cult led by a box of Kraft mac and cheese. The Bermuda Triangle. Lizard people walking among us. When eve...
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Kevin Kane @kevinkane.net · 07/03/2026
Vanessa Carlton walks a thousand miles. -Decisive. -Knows where she's going. -Brings a piano. The Proclaimers walk five hundred miles, then walk five hundred more. -Clearly lost. -Too prideful to ask for directions -The destination was likely only on the other side of town.
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Kevin Kane @kevinkane.net · 11/02/2026
God *creates life, the universe, smallpox, and slinkies in 6 days. On the 7th day he rests* Christians: And day 7 was on a Sunday. Gotcha Jews: Learn to count. It was clearly Saturday Muslims: Why don't we just all do our God stuff on Friday and not ruin our whole weekend? Everyone: *holy wars*
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Kevin Kane @kevinkane.net · 07/02/2026
We need to talk about how the Epstein Files Buttfucked the Internet Into a Delirium Machine. #jeffreyepstein open.substack.com/pub/kevinkan...
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We need to talk about how the Epstein Files Buttfucked the Internet Into a Delirium Machine
A guest essay by John Doe of "Welcome to the Deep Estate."
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Kevin Kane @kevinkane.net · 03/02/2026
Some Ancient Greek Orator: "Hey, honey. If you had to f*ck a bird, what bird would it be?" Wife: "I dunno. Swan, I guess." Greek Orator: *scribbling down* "And Zeus appeared to Leda as a swole-ass swan and was like, 'Honk, Honk, Boo. What's poppin?'" #booksky #Theodyssey
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Kevin Kane @kevinkane.net · 03/02/2026
Thanks! I directed the Narrator during the recording, and the end product? Holy crap. It's so friggin hilarious that I hate that I wrote it because I can't say how funny it is without it sounding like I'm explaining how much I love the smell of my own farts.
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Kevin Kane @kevinkane.net · 03/02/2026
#booksky: Another glowing #review for the Welcome to the Deep Estate #audiobook.
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Kevin Kane @kevinkane.net · 03/02/2026
#NeilGaiman in a nutshell:
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Kevin Kane @kevinkane.net · 21/01/2026
I’m telling you guys, America needs #Greenland *as a whole ass state* with two US senators who are really big fans of European socialism and a permanent grudge against Trump.
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Kevin Kane @kevinkane.net · 21/01/2026
Anne Rice: More Graphic designer: Ma'am, the title can't handle that much bevel. Anne Rice: I SAID MORE!
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Kevin Kane @kevinkane.net · 21/01/2026
‼️ATTENTION‼️Real men pee sitting down. ✅ you’re always facing the door in case of danger ✅ it keeps your hands free in case you need to fight ❌ standing & peeing means holding a PP which is gay ⚠️ if you must stand, have another man hold your PP to avoid the gay THANK U FOR UR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER
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Kevin Kane @kevinkane.net · 18/01/2026
Yo momma so fat the Ozempic sh0t 1tself
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Kevin Kane @kevinkane.net · 24/12/2025
Another solid review for Welcome To the Deep Estate audiobook. "it was unhinged, and best of all, it was weird, hilarious, and absolutely packed with chaos." Check it out on audible #booksky #reviews #audiobook
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Kevin Kane @kevinkane.net · 21/12/2025
"5/5 Stars. No title has the right to make you laugh out loud this much - it hurts" Reviews like this for "Welcome to the Deep Estate" keep me going. #booksky #audiobooks
And yet, here we are. The most hilarious story I've listened to this year, and I'm over 160 titles so far. If you've been born in the last 80 years, you'll pickup at least some of the 728* pop culture, science, and literary references dropped into this non-stop mind-twisting alternate universe adventure. With every sentence overflowing with wit and disbelievability but set in a whacked out place where anything can and will happen, our main character, John Doe, must navigate his first day on the job at a secret agency where co-workers and supervisors seem mostly unfazed by the existence of lizard people and alternate realities. The hijinks span every conceivable sci-fi and fantasy reference while the conspiracy theories start proving themselves true. John Doe is extremely relatable, creative, damaged by trauma, and determined to finish what he starts. Christopher Harbour brings him and the rest of the cast to life with wildly varied and interesting voices, and enough tension to cut with a katana. A joyous and wacky good time. [Disclosure: I received this title for free and listened at 2.0x.] *There are probably more, I lost count.
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Kevin Kane @kevinkane.net · 17/12/2025
#Booksky I have 5 Audible Codes to give away for my new audiobook "Welcome to the Deep Estate!" DM ME!
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Welcome To The Deep Estate - AUDIOBOOK PREVIEW
Narrated by Christopher Harbour
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Kevin Kane @kevinkane.net · 17/12/2025
Check out the first chapter of my audiobook here. It'll make you giggle. #booksky kevinkaneauthor.substack.com/p/welcome-to...
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Welcome To The Deep Estate - AUDIOBOOK PREVIEW
Narrated by Christopher Harbour
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Kevin Kane @kevinkane.net · 15/12/2025
Check out my new novel, Welcome to the Deep Estate. -4/5 on Goodreads. It's hilarious. -Topics include Garden Gnomes, conspiracies, Schrodinger Kittens, the Illuminati, vampires, Secret Lizard people, Stephen King's cocaine, and The Backrooms -The world needs some Hitchhiker's Guide vibes. #booksky
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Welcome to the Deep Estate: A Surreal Sci-Fi Comedy of Vampires, Conspiracy, and Bureaucratic Nonsense
Welcome to the Deep Estate: A Surreal Sci-Fi Comedy of Vampires, Conspiracy, and Bureaucratic Nonsense [Kane, Kevin] on Amazon.com. *FREE* shipping on qualifying offers. Welcome to the Deep Estate: A Surreal Sci-Fi Comedy of Vampires, Conspiracy, and Bureaucratic Nonsense
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