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Kevin Kane

@kevinkane.net
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Author of Welcome to The Deep Estate and Partition Critical Era. Definitely not a No. 2 Pencil.

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Kevin Kane @kevinkane.net · 16/09/2026
#residentevil purists right now:
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Kevin Kane @kevinkane.net · 11/09/2026
I have given considerable thought to President #Trump ’s administration, and I find that I can endorse it no longer. The truth must be spoken plainly: 𝐏𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐓𝐫𝐮𝐦𝐩 𝐢𝐬 𝐚 𝐝𝐨𝐨-𝐝𝐨𝐨 𝐩𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐬 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐩𝐞𝐞-𝐩𝐞𝐞 𝐛𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐡. www.kevinkane.net/p/president-...
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President Trump is a Doo-Doo Pants with Pee-Pee Breath
I have given considerable thought to President Trump’s administration, and I find that I can endorse it no longer.
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Kevin Kane @kevinkane.net · 09/09/2026
After studying current indie book trends, I realized my novel titles were all wrong. I think I fixed them? Feedback would be appreciated #booksky. <3
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Kevin Kane @kevinkane.net · 17/05/2026
#booksy My first Video review for Book 2 of Take Back the Deep Estate! youtu.be/rbRJ3bdS69o?...
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These Three Horror Books Pushes Weirdness To A Whole New Level!
YouTube video by Horror Reads
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Kevin Kane @kevinkane.net · 17/05/2026
The online discourse surrounding Nolan’s upcoming adaptation of #TheOdyssey continued to rage over whether the film’s casting choices were worth masturbating to, with Universal execs privately expressing concern that audience arousal metrics remained dangerously flaccid.
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Kevin Kane @kevinkane.net · 31/03/2026
LOS ANGELES— The Online LGBT community and its advocates continued to express outrage this week after 80-year-old actor John Lithgow declined to abandon his role as Dumbledore, prompting many to question why a man born in 1945 continues to behave like someone born in 1945. #harrypotter #booksky
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Old Man Playing Old Gay Wizard Still Not Sure Why Everyone Is Yelling At Him
LOS ANGELES— The Online LGBT community and its advocates continued to express outrage this week after 80-year-old actor John Lithgow declined to abandon his role as Dumbledore, prompting many to quest...
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Kevin Kane @kevinkane.net · 30/03/2026
I love Cowboy Bebop so watching #OnePiece stroll into its second season with style… stings. A lot. Many think that One Piece is from people who respect the material, unlike the heathens who did Bebop. But here's the thing: *It's actually by the same team using the same pipeline.* #Anime 1/2
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Kevin Kane @kevinkane.net · 29/03/2026
It's bothered me to no end that #Onepiece works as live action, but Cowboy Bebop didn't. I just wrote an article about it. Check it out! The One Piece Paradox: Why Some Anime Shouldn’t Become Faithful Adaptations www.kevinkane.net/p/the-one-pi...
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The One Piece Paradox:
Why Some Anime Shouldn’t Become Faithful Adaptations
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Kevin Kane @kevinkane.net · 17/03/2026
HUGE ARTICLE! I dig into the problem at the heart of AI-generated media: why studios, platforms, and Silicon Valley are desperate to price it like real art, and why audiences may never fully go along with that. The problem isn’t quality. Its value. Even when the slop gets good. #Booksky
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AI is amazing. AI Content is Worthless.
The Reason Why People Will Never Pay for AI Slop.
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Kevin Kane @kevinkane.net · 17/03/2026
HUGE ARTICLE! I dig into the problem at the heart of AI-generated media: why studios, platforms, and Silicon Valley are desperate to price it like real art, and why audiences may never fully go along with that. The problem isn’t quality. Its value. Even when the slop gets good. #AI #Technology
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AI is amazing. AI Content is Worthless.
The Reason Why People Will Never Pay for AI Slop.
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Kevin Kane @kevinkane.net · 11/03/2026
#booksky my number one gripe as an author.
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Kevin Kane @kevinkane.net · 10/03/2026
❤️❤️❤️❤️ #booksky
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Kevin Kane @kevinkane.net · 09/03/2026
#booksky Check out my new novel, Welcome to the Deep Estate becauseThe world needs more Hitchhiker's Guide and Dungeon Crawler Carl vibes -4/5 on Goodreads. -Topics include Garden Gnomes, Schrodinger Kittens, the Illuminati, Secret Lizard people, Stephen King's cocaine, and The Backrooms
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Check Out My Books
Here’s a little secret: Reality is insane.
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Kevin Kane @kevinkane.net · 08/03/2026
Want to hear something fun and dumb? #audiobook
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Welcome to the Deep Estate
Check out this great listen on Audible.com. Here’s a little secret: Reality is insane. A death cult led by a box of Kraft mac and cheese. The Bermuda Triangle. Lizard people walking among us. When eve...
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Kevin Kane @kevinkane.net · 07/03/2026
Vanessa Carlton walks a thousand miles. -Decisive. -Knows where she's going. -Brings a piano. The Proclaimers walk five hundred miles, then walk five hundred more. -Clearly lost. -Too prideful to ask for directions -The destination was likely only on the other side of town.
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Kevin Kane @kevinkane.net · 11/02/2026
God *creates life, the universe, smallpox, and slinkies in 6 days. On the 7th day he rests* Christians: And day 7 was on a Sunday. Gotcha Jews: Learn to count. It was clearly Saturday Muslims: Why don't we just all do our God stuff on Friday and not ruin our whole weekend? Everyone: *holy wars*
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Kevin Kane @kevinkane.net · 07/02/2026
We need to talk about how the Epstein Files Buttfucked the Internet Into a Delirium Machine. #jeffreyepstein open.substack.com/pub/kevinkan...
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We need to talk about how the Epstein Files Buttfucked the Internet Into a Delirium Machine
A guest essay by John Doe of "Welcome to the Deep Estate."
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Kevin Kane @kevinkane.net · 03/02/2026
Some Ancient Greek Orator: "Hey, honey. If you had to f*ck a bird, what bird would it be?" Wife: "I dunno. Swan, I guess." Greek Orator: *scribbling down* "And Zeus appeared to Leda as a swole-ass swan and was like, 'Honk, Honk, Boo. What's poppin?'" #booksky #Theodyssey
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Kevin Kane @kevinkane.net · 03/02/2026
#booksky: Another glowing #review for the Welcome to the Deep Estate #audiobook.
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Kevin Kane @kevinkane.net · 03/02/2026
#NeilGaiman in a nutshell:
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Kevin Kane @kevinkane.net · 21/01/2026
I’m telling you guys, America needs #Greenland *as a whole ass state* with two US senators who are really big fans of European socialism and a permanent grudge against Trump.
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Kevin Kane @kevinkane.net · 21/01/2026
‼️ATTENTION‼️Real men pee sitting down. ✅ you’re always facing the door in case of danger ✅ it keeps your hands free in case you need to fight ❌ standing & peeing means holding a PP which is gay ⚠️ if you must stand, have another man hold your PP to avoid the gay THANK U FOR UR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER
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Kevin Kane @kevinkane.net · 18/01/2026
Yo momma so fat the Ozempic sh0t 1tself
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Kevin Kane @kevinkane.net · 24/12/2025
Another solid review for Welcome To the Deep Estate audiobook. "it was unhinged, and best of all, it was weird, hilarious, and absolutely packed with chaos." Check it out on audible #booksky #reviews #audiobook
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Kevin Kane @kevinkane.net · 21/12/2025
"5/5 Stars. No title has the right to make you laugh out loud this much - it hurts" Reviews like this for "Welcome to the Deep Estate" keep me going. #booksky #audiobooks
And yet, here we are. The most hilarious story I've listened to this year, and I'm over 160 titles so far. If you've been born in the last 80 years, you'll pickup at least some of the 728* pop culture, science, and literary references dropped into this non-stop mind-twisting alternate universe adventure. With every sentence overflowing with wit and disbelievability but set in a whacked out place where anything can and will happen, our main character, John Doe, must navigate his first day on the job at a secret agency where co-workers and supervisors seem mostly unfazed by the existence of lizard people and alternate realities. The hijinks span every conceivable sci-fi and fantasy reference while the conspiracy theories start proving themselves true. John Doe is extremely relatable, creative, damaged by trauma, and determined to finish what he starts. Christopher Harbour brings him and the rest of the cast to life with wildly varied and interesting voices, and enough tension to cut with a katana. A joyous and wacky good time. [Disclosure: I received this title for free and listened at 2.0x.] *There are probably more, I lost count.
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Kevin Kane @kevinkane.net · 17/12/2025
#Booksky I have 5 Audible Codes to give away for my new audiobook "Welcome to the Deep Estate!" DM ME!
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Welcome To The Deep Estate - AUDIOBOOK PREVIEW
Narrated by Christopher Harbour
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Kevin Kane @kevinkane.net · 17/12/2025
Check out the first chapter of my audiobook here. It'll make you giggle. #booksky kevinkaneauthor.substack.com/p/welcome-to...
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Welcome To The Deep Estate - AUDIOBOOK PREVIEW
Narrated by Christopher Harbour
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Kevin Kane @kevinkane.net · 15/12/2025
Check out my new novel, Welcome to the Deep Estate. -4/5 on Goodreads. It's hilarious. -Topics include Garden Gnomes, conspiracies, Schrodinger Kittens, the Illuminati, vampires, Secret Lizard people, Stephen King's cocaine, and The Backrooms -The world needs some Hitchhiker's Guide vibes. #booksky
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Welcome to the Deep Estate: A Surreal Sci-Fi Comedy of Vampires, Conspiracy, and Bureaucratic Nonsense
Welcome to the Deep Estate: A Surreal Sci-Fi Comedy of Vampires, Conspiracy, and Bureaucratic Nonsense [Kane, Kevin] on Amazon.com. *FREE* shipping on qualifying offers. Welcome to the Deep Estate: A Surreal Sci-Fi Comedy of Vampires, Conspiracy, and Bureaucratic Nonsense
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Kevin Kane @kevinkane.net · 15/12/2025
Have you been reading my Partition Novella on Substack #booksky? Of course you haven't because I keep forgetting that Bluesky exists. Take a deep dive into a cyberpunk AI conspiracy and check it out!
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Edge Case - Part Three
A Partition Novella
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Kevin Kane @kevinkane.net · 17/11/2025
Blonde Blazer: *extremely loyal, trusting, believes in you to the very end, has ex boyfriend* Every guy playing #Dispatch: ew, tainted goods. Invisagirl: *lies, steals, betrays everyone, works for the man who killed your dad, destroyed your career as a hero, shows boobs* Every guy: I can fix her
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Kevin Kane @kevinkane.net · 14/11/2025
Amazon publishing: You’ll get 60% royalties! Writers: Really!? KDP: After the cost of printing. Really it’s 30%. Writers: Oh. #KDP: Also, pay us if you want anyone to find the book. So it’s more like -30%. You’ll actually owe us royalties. #Writers: I think I’ll go somewhere else. KDP: Lol.
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Kevin Kane @kevinkane.net · 25/09/2025
Are you into prehensile vaginas and lactating third-sex god emperor twinks? What about erotic yolk play? No, just me? Well, You should check out my alien erotica. It’s like diving into H.R. Giger’s browser history. #erotica open.substack.com/pub/kevinkan...
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House of The Trois - Part one
The Story Before The Alien Smut Storm
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Kevin Kane @kevinkane.net · 06/09/2025
#booksky #funny Just in case you missed this random piece of feminist history:
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Kevin Kane @kevinkane.net · 06/09/2025
#booksky here's a little history for ya'll: open.substack.com/pub/kevinkan...
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The Strangely True Tale of Béatrice Dildoux
The Visionary Inventor of The Dildo.
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Kevin Kane @kevinkane.net · 06/09/2025
#booksky here's a little history for ya'll: open.substack.com/pub/kevinkan...
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The Strangely True Tale of Béatrice Dildoux
The Visionary Inventor of The Dildo.
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Kevin Kane @kevinkane.net · 05/09/2025
#Bookreviews *sniff* This is beautiful to see.
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Kevin Kane @kevinkane.net · 04/09/2025
I'm waiting for the truth to come out that #Epstein and Trump had a homoerotic bromance going on for years. Lots of devil's threesomes with prolonged eye contact. We already know they shared a girlfriend.
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Kevin Kane @kevinkane.net · 04/09/2025
I wanna go back to 2012. We just played Minecraft and listened to Gangnam style. Life was good.
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Kevin Kane @kevinkane.net · 03/09/2025
Finding the Epstein Files is great and all, but you know what's better #booksky ? Realizing that not only is a literal no. 2 pencil a major character of a book, but it's so adorable, you've become emotionally attached and will send death threats to the author if they dare kill her off. 1/2
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Kevin Kane @kevinkane.net · 03/09/2025
#bluesky I made an AI slop trailer for my book!
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Kevin Kane @kevinkane.net · 02/09/2025
#booksky wanna giggle then get emotionally invested in a literal pencil? What about a garden gnome? They’re two major characters. Check out Welcome to the Deep estate. There’s Schrödinger kittens and lizard people and way too many silly things to list in one post. a.co/d/2s728tB
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Kevin Kane @kevinkane.net · 02/09/2025
#booksky everyone can’t stop talking about Welcome to the Deep Estate 🤡 #scifi a.co/d/2s728tB
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Kevin Kane @kevinkane.net · 02/09/2025
#booksky it’s finally out!!!!! 4/5 on good reads, absolutely hilarious and only 2.99 on Amazon. Check it out!!! a.co/d/2s728tB
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Kevin Kane @kevinkane.net · 29/08/2025
#booksky I'm just a shirtless hot guy posting thirst traps about my weird sci-fi story. HBU?
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Kevin Kane @kevinkane.net · 16/08/2025
America is number one! Also America:
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Kevin Kane @kevinkane.net · 15/08/2025
OH MY GOD! IT'S MY VERY FIRST YOUTUBE REVIEW!!! I'M SO HONORED.
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Kevin Kane @kevinkane.net · 14/08/2025
If you want dumb Onion articles, sci-fi, horror, and whatever, you should check out my #Substack substack.com/@kevinkaneau...
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Kevin Kane | Substack
Writer person. Definitely not a No.2 Pencil.
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Kevin Kane @kevinkane.net · 14/08/2025
It really bothers me that its not ‘Random Penguin House’. That sounds adorable. #booksky @penguinrandomhouse.bsky.social @penguinbooksusa.bsky.social
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Kevin Kane @kevinkane.net · 12/08/2025
@bbland.bsky.social check your chat
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Kevin Kane @kevinkane.net · 11/08/2025
#booksky Early ARC Reviews are in! 1 ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ 2 ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Snag your free review copy today! If you wanna fun giggle in the vein of Good Omens or Hitchhikers guide, this book is for you! booksprout.co/reviewer/rev...
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Welcome to the Deep Estate: A Surreal Sci-Fi Comedy of Vampires, Conspiracy, and Bureaucratic Nonsense
Reality is broken. Somebody has to file the paperwork.John Doe always thought his dad was bonkers—ranting about secret lizard people and a shadowy Deep State pulling the strings. Then a newspaper from...
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