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Keubiko 🇨🇦 🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇺🇦 💪 @keubiko.bsky.social · 3h
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Keubiko 🇨🇦 🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇺🇦 💪 @keubiko.bsky.social · 7h
I doubt Katie Zacharia even lasts a Scaramucci (11 days as I recall). @scaramucci.bsky.social
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Keubiko 🇨🇦 🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇺🇦 💪 @keubiko.bsky.social · 7h
Bessent's infographic is like a Matryoshka doll of gaslighting.
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Keubiko 🇨🇦 🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇺🇦 💪 @keubiko.bsky.social · 8h
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Tuskin Raider
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Keubiko 🇨🇦 🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇺🇦 💪 @keubiko.bsky.social · 9h
Not all heroes wear capes. A woman stands up and hells something, he grabs her legs and dumps her on the ground, grabs her by the hair then punches her in the face. As she's dragged away he gets the fist bump from a mouth-breathing hillbilly. #Murica
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Keubiko 🇨🇦 🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇺🇦 💪 @keubiko.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Sandy Munro be like
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Mister Nastie Leprechaun's Crazy Smile
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Keubiko 🇨🇦 🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇺🇦 💪 @keubiko.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Drones and airports. The risk is greater than you think.
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Keubiko 🇨🇦 🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇺🇦 💪 @keubiko.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
There will also be some TBD quid pro quo here. Orange Archie Bunker thinks "300,000 TONS" is Yuge, so I wonder what he gave up.
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Keubiko 🇨🇦 🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇺🇦 💪 @keubiko.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
There's no diesel. The whole thing is just to try and and whack down the futures curve a bit. Even if there somehow was "300,000 tons" of diesel, that's about 90 minutes worth of global demand. Thank you for your attention to this matter!
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Keubiko 🇨🇦 🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇺🇦 💪 @keubiko.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
😭
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Keubiko 🇨🇦 🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇺🇦 💪 @keubiko.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Mar-A-Lago Face: Check
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Keubiko 🇨🇦 🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇺🇦 💪 @keubiko.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Why are they just livestreaming the firing squad execution of the paraplegic in December? Why not the Superbowl halftime show like a normal country?
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Keubiko 🇨🇦 🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇺🇦 💪 @keubiko.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
No, bro. That doesn't sound crazy at all.
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Keubiko 🇨🇦 🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇺🇦 💪 @keubiko.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
BUY STOCKS
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Keubiko 🇨🇦 🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇺🇦 💪 @keubiko.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Absolute irresponsible morons at $NKE continuing to pay this dividend while the company implodes.
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Keubiko 🇨🇦 🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇺🇦 💪 @keubiko.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Barbara Hill Reports A Murder on Neighbours
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Keubiko 🇨🇦 🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇺🇦 💪 @keubiko.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Check his blood for Novichoknick™️
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Keubiko 🇨🇦 🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇺🇦 💪 @keubiko.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The new Brad Pitt / very good boy dog movie is actually quite good.
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Keubiko 🇨🇦 🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇺🇦 💪 @keubiko.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
When the bond market hooks your nutsack up to a deep cycle marine battery with jumper cables and makes you say stuff on the TV:
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Keubiko 🇨🇦 🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇺🇦 💪 @keubiko.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Gasoline prices are low. Diesel prices are low. If people weren't so confident they wouldn't be dipping into their savings so much. I totally don't have a punchable face and my browser history totally isn't full of German porn.
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Keubiko 🇨🇦 🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇺🇦 💪 @keubiko.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Good chance he’s underestimated the number of regulators with open investigations on him.
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Keubiko 🇨🇦 🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇺🇦 💪 @keubiko.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Such a bizarre letter. Don’t even know where to begin with it, other than to say it was a very stupid thing to publish.
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Keubiko 🇨🇦 🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇺🇦 💪 @keubiko.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
How dare you disparage these fine companies. You obviously didn’t watch the @jonwoodwardreports.bsky.social investigative journalism on Quantum and how the spoofers are responsible for it all.
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Keubiko 🇨🇦 🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇺🇦 💪 @keubiko.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"If I have to create stories so that the American media actually pays attention to the suffering of the American people, then that’s what I’m going to do." - Shady Vance
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Keubiko 🇨🇦 🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇺🇦 💪 @keubiko.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
He’s going to sign an Executive Order renaming the country the Unites States. “We aren’t just united, we are the nation that unites. We unite at levels nobody’s ever seen before. How about that. We are the Unites States. What do you think Marco. The Unites States. “
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Keubiko 🇨🇦 🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇺🇦 💪 @keubiko.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I’m somehow for and against this legislation.
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Keubiko 🇨🇦 🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇺🇦 💪 @keubiko.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The secret to a good plantain is waiting for it to look overripe, then waiting another month.
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Keubiko 🇨🇦 🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇺🇦 💪 @keubiko.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
😂
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Keubiko 🇨🇦 🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇺🇦 💪 @keubiko.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Keubiko 🇨🇦 🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇺🇦 💪 @keubiko.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
“I just sent out a bunch of free Starlink Mini sets to existing regular Starlink customers, to juice my subscriber numbers. But they won’t count towards ARPU because the $5 per month to keep the set is just a “standby fee”.
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Keubiko 🇨🇦 🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇺🇦 💪 @keubiko.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
“I hope Pisco Pete notices my warfighter socks”
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Keubiko 🇨🇦 🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇺🇦 💪 @keubiko.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
When you paint suit pants and dress socks onto your LuluLemon yoga pants and nobody will notice.
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Keubiko 🇨🇦 🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇺🇦 💪 @keubiko.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I trust him.
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Keubiko 🇨🇦 🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇺🇦 💪 @keubiko.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
“My grandson programmed my TV remote. I can turn on the TV and VCR with one button. Why don’t we get him in here for a briefing?”
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Keubiko 🇨🇦 🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇺🇦 💪 @keubiko.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Physics are woke. RFK Jr will just smear some beef tallow on the heat dissipators in space and they will be 5x more efficient.
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Keubiko 🇨🇦 🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇺🇦 💪 @keubiko.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Truly insane at all levels.
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Keubiko 🇨🇦 🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇺🇦 💪 @keubiko.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This will be Canada if Trump truly tries to “repatriate” all auto manufacturing. Carney already cracked the door open Canada is a 2M per year car market. BYD trying to by an assembly plant that Stellantis is abandoning. The $20K Chinese EVs are super nice too.
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Keubiko 🇨🇦 🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇺🇦 💪 @keubiko.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Jim Chanos if I recall made a good point. The lifetime cost of energy in a datacenter is about 5-7% of lifetime cost (maybe less now given cost inflation). So all the challenges and negatives below plus many others for a rounding error of cost savings on a single minor input.
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Keubiko 🇨🇦 🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇺🇦 💪 @keubiko.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
*somewhat
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Keubiko 🇨🇦 🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇺🇦 💪 @keubiko.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Going to put $4.20 in Maduro’s commissary account with a “Ya’ll Been Musked” note.
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Keubiko 🇨🇦 🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇺🇦 💪 @keubiko.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
No, just very restricted supply vs. only someone diminished demand.
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Keubiko 🇨🇦 🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇺🇦 💪 @keubiko.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Got yield curve control?
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Is It Meme
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Keubiko 🇨🇦 🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇺🇦 💪 @keubiko.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Nobody with an existing mortgage is going to be moving now. Ironically this is a net benefit for homebuilders as they are now pretty much the only supply in town. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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Keubiko 🇨🇦 🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇺🇦 💪 @keubiko.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I believe a not-insignificant motivation for Google here is that its $85B SpaceX stake is coming out of lockup by end of year. The space datacenter narrative is critical to keeping the share price in orbit. @lorak.bsky.social
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Keubiko 🇨🇦 🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇺🇦 💪 @keubiko.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Bronx Tale A Bronx Tale
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Keubiko 🇨🇦 🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇺🇦 💪 @keubiko.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Captain Phillips: I'm The Captain Now
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Keubiko 🇨🇦 🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇺🇦 💪 @keubiko.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I’ll bet that LinkGenie is humbled, grateful, or excited.
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Keubiko 🇨🇦 🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇺🇦 💪 @keubiko.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
U.S. 30-year bond yields are 60bps over Greece. Yes, Greece.
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Keubiko 🇨🇦 🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇺🇦 💪 @keubiko.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I wonder if Hegseth knows Bessent is gay. Would be nice if he got his ass whooped by Scott just like Elon did.
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Keubiko 🇨🇦 🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇺🇦 💪 @keubiko.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
#Murica
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