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ketchupwithfries @ketchupwithfries.bsky.social · 29/01/2025petition to rename the secretary of education to the professor general (like to sign) 000
ketchupwithfries @ketchupwithfries.bsky.social · 24/01/2025INSIGHTFUL COMMENTARY OVER. shitposting will resume momentarily 000
ketchupwithfries @ketchupwithfries.bsky.social · 24/01/2025does anyone come over to help you? no, because they’re too afraid that they might stub their toe on the way there and have the same thing happen to them. 100
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ketchupwithfries @ketchupwithfries.bsky.social · 11/01/2025what if goblins were real and everyone got cancelled for doing greenface 000
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